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MB: Hey, everybody this is Magnus Bane with my personal friend, Chairman Meow. Today we are discussing the differences between the Paleolithic Age, and the Neolithic Age.
First off, let's get their names straight. Paleolithic Age means 'old stone age', while Neolithic Age means 'new stone age'.
CM: Mrow meow meow!
MB: What's that Chairman Meow? You have another difference between Paleolithic and Neolithic?
CM: Mrow meow mrow purrrrrr meow. Meow.
MB: You make a good point Meow. Since the audience cannot understand you, I will translate. Meow says that during the Paleolithic Age, humans were hunter-gatherers, and when the Neolithic Revolution hit, humans learned how to plant crops and domesticate animals, so instead of wandering around and migrating in bands, they could settle down, and form civilization.
CM:Mew mrow, meow, purrrrrr, hisss, hisss, purr, meow.
MB: Jeez, Chairman, you don't need to be so hurtful. Chairman said, with a little bit of extra crude language, AHEM, since the people didn't need to migrate anymore, they could spend some extra time working on their specializations, or special skills. In addition, since they could plant as much food as they wanted to, they had as much food as they needed, and their population grew. Another thing was that since they all settled down, they started to learn to speak and write, and since they could write and record, they could record history, so at that time it was no longer prehistory, but just regular history. That's all for today, folks. Join us again tomorrow to discuss whether dying your hair multi color, on mono color is better.
CM: Mrow meow
MB: That is not true. I look GREAT with multi colored hair!
CM: Mrow mew
MB: What do you mean, that's what I think?
Fin