Just a line I had in my head and forced into the HP context.
"Ginny, can you polish my wand?"
Ginny glared over at Harry. "Is that a euphemism?"
"Huh? No! If I'd said, 'Can you rub my stick' it would have been a euphemism!"
"Oh."
Meanwhile, two houses down...
"Ron, can you tune my guitar?"
Ron grinned up at Hermione. "Is that a euphemism?"
"No! If I'd said, 'Can you adjust my G-String' it would have been a euphemism."
"Oh."
Psshh. Like I care if Ron is a musician or not.
Please review.
KTD