Okay, this is what people get when I have nothing better to do and they don't have a crossover I like. So to all people reading this, this may not be as good as my other works, but I'll try to make this story good.

I do not Mario or KH.

Bowser was stomping around in his room, angry as heck. But you didn't have to look at him to see that he was angry. All you needed to do was to look at his room.

His bedroom was a simple brick room with paintings of him on the wall and a bed in the corner. But Bowser had wrecked his bed and knocked his paintings of the wall. He even torched one. And what was the cause of his anger, you ask. One word: Mario.

Even thinking about that guy's name made Bowser's blood boil. Who did that guy think he was, ruining his plans?! In his anger Bowser let out another flame from his mouth. He began to stomp around his room until a voice came from his door.

"Bowser, are you okay?"

Bowser knew it had to be Kamek. Only he was aloud in his room when was in a tantrum.

"No, Kamek, I am not okay!" Bowser shouted at his Magikoopa "It's that blasted Mario! He just makes me so…so…" With a roar, Bowser let out a great stream of fire.

"Angry!!!"

Kamek dodged the fire Bowser blew out. "Yes, Lord, I know you're angry at that blasted plumber, but you have to clam down! It'll ruin your image if someone sees you like this!"

Finally, after being clamed down by Kamek, Bowser sat down on his bed, massaging his forehead.

"How long?" he said

"How long until what, your Pyroness?" asked Kamek.

Bowser let out a sigh. "How long was my…episode?"

Bowser had so many fits that Kamek had started to record how long they were. The Magikoopa looked at a timer on his wrist.

"3 hours, 48 minutes, and 19 seconds, my lord. Oh, and the prisoners in the dungeon asked what the party was for."

Oh, just want to say this; Bowser's room is on the top floor.

Bowser let out another sigh. "Humor them; tell them I finally defeated Mario."

"Anything else, lord?"

"Yes…find me an another way to defeat Mario." Noticing Kamek still standing there, Bowser shouted "Now!" Jumping in the air, Kamek left his Master in the room.

Kamek was in the library, reading a large book. Night had fallen on Bowser's Castle and his lord had finally gone to sleep. Kamek, on the other hand, was staying up late reading books. Yawning, Kamek put down the book and light another candle. That book had been no help, but he had plenty of other books. Thousands of books. Hundreds of thousands of books. Suddenly realizing how many books he would have to read, Kamek decided to take a short nap, just for a couple of minutes…

Kamek suddenly woke up to sound of a book falling on the floor. Glancing down, Kamek saw that he had knocked over the book that he was reading earlier. Putting it back on the desk, Kamek saw the candle was almost exhausted.

I must have been asleep for hours, thought Kamek. Looking out the window, he saw that dawn was breaking the horizon. Then he realized he didn't have a plan for Bowser.

Kamek looked through the mess on his desk, looking for something that would save him from a fiery fate, when suddenly he noticed a peculiar book on his desk.

This book was black with a weird design on the front. The design looked like three spiky things overlapping each other. Turning it to its side, Kamek saw two letters on the top that looked like this: VI. There was also a title on it.

"Ignes Fatui: Another Side" Kamek read, suddenly inturested in this book. Opening the book, Kemak began reading.

"Chapter One: The memory of Xehanort"…

Bowser slowly woke up from his deep slumber. He had replaced his smashed bed with a good one and finally gotten himself to sleep by telling himself that Kamek would have a way to distroy those pesky plumbers when he woke. Streching his arms as he got out of bed, he walked out of his bedroom to the hallway beyond. Though it would have been wise to have a long hallway so that it would be hard for someone to get to his room, his hallway was actually preety short. The reason for this was that Bowser needed his coffoe when he woke up.

Climbing down the stairs, Bowser precided to walk to the cafiteria. As he opened the door, every Koopa Troopa, Goomba, and Shy stopped talking and saluted him (well, execpt for the Goomba, because they had no arms.) Wth a nod of his head, Bowser let them know they could go back to eating and talking. Bowser then headed for his table. It was a long table with a thone where Bowser sat. There were seven other chairs that were for each Koopling. However, the Kooplings had long grown up and had moved out to cause their own kind of mayhem. Now the only people that sat at Bowser's table were Bowser himself and Bowser Jr.

But Bowser was alone today; Bowser Jr. was still asleep. As Bowser sat on his chair, a Koopa brought him his breakfeast and hurried away. Bowser quickly ate his breakfeast and gulped down his coffoe; he was in a hurry today to see what Kamek had for him.

As he exited the cafiteria he walked toward the library, certain that Kamek would be there. Sure enough, as Bowser opened the library door he saw Kamek reading a black book. Bu Kamek did not even notice him. Bowser walked up to the desk and waited for Kamek to notice him. But Kamek still didn't look up from the book. Diciding to sped things up, Bowser slamed his fist aginst the desk. The effect was amazing: Kamek shot about 5 feet in the air. After landing, he glanced up to see Lord Bowser towering above.

"So, Kamek, do you have a plan for me?" Bowser asked, but maybe more as a statement than a question. Kamek was nervous. Being so preoccupied with the book he totally forgot about his mission. He could already see himself being flamed on the behind by Bowser. But maybe there was one thing that could get him out of his punishment.

"Why, yes, your Koopaness," said Kamek, raising out of his chair. "Come with me." With that Kamek grabbed the black book and walked out into the hallway with Bowser alongside him.

"So, Kamek, what's the plan?" asked Bowser.

Kamek hesitied. The thing he was about to do could very well destroy the earth itself. The book had said they were very unpredicable and would change sides to whoever was the strongest. But Bowser was always the strongest and surly he could control them…

Kamek took a deep breath before saying

"Bowser, do you know what a Heartless is?"

This is my first chapter of this series so don't worry, it gets better alng the way.

I'll give a big clap to however knows what book Kamek was reading.

Please review and remember to look for the next chapter of

Koopa Hearts