What's in Bold is suposed to be striked but it won't let me.
Requirements of a Konoha Ninja
-Your hair is a very important aspect. It defines you.
-Not many should wear earthy colors. Bright colors are the key to stealth ness.
-Outfits, the odder and more complicated the better.
-You should have a nindo/motto. It is always possible to steal others'.
-While fighting you must have a long serious conversation with your opponent.
-Fights must last an unbelievingly long time.
-You must be special. If you don't have cool powers, you aren't worth anything
-You must be overdramatic during battles especially when beaten. It keeps everything "interesting."
-There should/must be a genius in every team so the others can see how pathetic they are and (help us with the over population) strive to become better ninja.
-Every ninja must have a secret power because you never know when you need a super kick ass move that might cost you your life.
-Only special nin can join the ANBU for kids. The have to have good insulting jokes (-coughSaicough-)
-You must have some kind of horrible childhood.
-Emo is good. It makes you seem "cooler" than what you really are
-Senseis must be weird (even if they seem normal).
-Education is crap. If you know how to read, write, and count, you can keep your second grade IQ. Learn from experience.
-Teams must be two boys, one girl for reasons you don't need to know.
-A good ninja is always prepared. Remember to take safety precautions wherever you go.
-The sand nin are our allies. They are better than us. Hate them; Befriend them.
-Remember you are risking your life in these missions. Do whatever you wanted to do now before it's too late.
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Requirements of a Suna Ninja
-Must be a bitch/asshole. (in other people's eyes)
-End things quickly. People are annoying.
-Got it?
This is my first fan fiction list thing in a long time. It's pointless, but amusing. Reviews would be appreciated. Constructive criticism please.
Lub,
Ira.