~*~TRUTHS, DARES AND PRANKS~*~
It was a very happy day...
For most people.
"Ugh, what the hell?!" Came an annoyed voice in a dark room.
"Ok, so we're all in a pile. Doesn't mean you have to swear, Vanitas!" came another voice, this one without an annoyed tone.
"Oh shut the hell up, Pipsqueak. YOU aren't the one at the bottom! And the word 'hell' isn't a swear word damnit!" Vanitas snapped back, as the bottom of a pile of people began to move around.
"Oh be quiet, Vanitas. Don't forget who kicked your butt while you were still controlling Ven." Came a calmer voice, as a blue haired woman moved off the top of the pile.
"Yeah! Wait, what?!" cried Ven, as he accidentally lost balance from standing on top of another person, causing him to fall of the person and accidentally stomp on Vanitas' hand.
"OY! WATCH IT!" Vanitas hollered, before muttering a string of curses.
"VEN! DON'T STAND ON MY BACK!" Grunted another voice, as a dark brunette man moved off the most likely squashed Vanitas.
"Sorry Terra! But it's funny!" Ven laughed, as the man rolled his eyes.
"Funny to you but not to me." Terra mumbled, folding his arms, as Vanitas got up by himself.
"It WAS your fault for FORCING me into your 'team pyramid' thing." Vanitas snorted, rolling his eyes.
"Well, wouldn't it be a square? Since with you Vanitas it wasn't a pyramid?" Ven wondered out loud.
"Shut up Pipsqueak. Like I give a damn." Vanitas grumbled, leaning against a wall.
"I'M THE SAME HEIGHT AS YOU!" Ven yelled, getting annoyed.
"Alright! Quit it already!" Came another voice, as a brunette girl walked in. "Really, I expected this from you, Vanitas, but you as well, Ven?" She asked, facing the two boys with her hands on her hips, as they turned away from each other.
"He started it." The two mumbled, before both gave each other hard looks and turned away again. The girl sighed.
"Sheesh...when are the others getting here?" She mumbled, before a crowd of people burst through into the room.
"Sorry we're late! Sora woke up late!" A silver haired boy sighed, lightly hitting a spiky brunette boy on the head.
"I didn't mean it Riku! It's just that my alarm can be really late at times!" The brunette whined, as Riku shook his head.
"You never change, Sora." Riku sighed, patting the brunette on the head.
"Well Kairi asked me to promise not to change! So there!" Sora grinned, hugging an auburn haired girl, who smiled.
"Who would want you to change, Sora?" She asked smiling, hugging him in return, as Sora's grin grew larger, if that was possible. Suddenly, a dark portal appeared out of the wall.
"Jeeze! No need to rush us!" Xigbar cried, annoyed that his shooting session had been cancelled early, as he was shoved into the room through the dark corridor.
"Yeah! I was going to have a shower!" Demyx piped in, as the rest of the Organization that was there nodded their heads in agreement, a hooded figure shaking their head.
"Well too bad!" The figure snapped. Taking off his hood to reveal a skinny boy with black hair, folding his arms, while the rest of the Organization grumbled.
"Damn you, Ugxs." They mumbled, before all of them sat on the ground bored.
"Alright... so the Organization is here-wait, where's Axel, Xion, Roxas, Naminé and SaSa?" Rachel wondered out loud, blinking her pale green eyes, right as another door burst open, two arguing people yelling as they walked in, while three people sighed, shaking their heads and walking after them.
"I WON FAIR AND SQUARE! I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THE ICE-CREAM!" A black/brown haired girl yelled at the other boy.
"YEAH RIGHT! YOU TRIPPED ME!" The spiky blonde haired boy argued back, waving his arms around as if to give emphasis.
"NO I DIDN'T YOUR DAMN SHOELACE CAME UNDONE YOU DUMBASS!" The girl shot back, also waving their arms around, while the three following them sighed, shaking their heads.
"...It happened AGAIN?" Ugxs asked, raising an eyebrow, as he turned to the three who had walked in after them.
"Yep." The red haired man, blackette girl and platinum blonde girl sighed in reply, as everyone else sweatdropped.
"Would you do the honours then, Xion?" Rachel sighed, turning to the black haired girl, who nodded and summoned her keyblade.
"Happy to." Xion replied, before walking over to the two bickering teens, and warming her throat. "SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY! THIS IS ABOUT THE TWENTIETH TIME YOU TWO HAVE GOTTEN INTO AN ARGUMENT TODAY! AND IT'S NOT EVEN DINNER TIME!" Xion hollered, blowing down the two arguing teens from the force.
"HE/SHE STARTED IT!" The two cried at the same time, pointing at each other, before they both shot glares at each other. "NO YOU DID! NO YOU DID! NO YOU DID!" The two yelled at each other, glaring so hard you could literally see sparks flying-in a bad way.
"ENOUGH! BEFORE YOU BOTH SET THIS PLACE ON FIRE LIKE AXEL! AGAIN!" Ugxs and Rachel shouted, pulling the two apart from each other before they started World War III. "Can't you two ever make peace?!"
"Tried and it failed." The girl and reply stated bluntly at the same time, before they glared again.
"QUIT COPYING WHAT I SAY ROXAS!" The girl yelled at the boy.
"NO! YOU STOP COPYING ME, SASA!" Roxas yelled back, as everyone groaned.
"Naminé, can you snap them?" Xion asked the platinum blonde girl who sighed.
"Fine. But I better not have to do this again." Naminé mumbled, before closing her eyes.
"STOP!" She yelled, as SaSa and Roxas both froze and collapsed.
"...Isn't that what she did to Repliku?" Riku asked, as Naminé sighed and nodded.
"Sadly, yes." She replied, before sitting in a chair and fixing up their memories.
"...Well then...since those two are FINALLY quiet... Let's introduce ourselves!" Rachel smiled.
"I'm Rachel! Or in other words, BeachChic1313!" Rachel smiled, her shoulder length light brown curls bouncing as she nodded, her light green eyes shining.
"Ugxs. Aka Number 15 Ugxs Dangerous Laugh." Ugxs nodded, leaning against a wall and folding his arms.
"I'm Sora!" Sora grinned, giving a thumbs up.
"Riku." Riku nodded.
"Kairi!" Kairi smiled and waved.
"Ventus! But call me Ven!" Ven grinned, showing a peace sign.
"Terra." Terra nodded folding his arms.
"Aqua! Pleasure to meet you!" Aqua smiled, bowing a bit, making her blue hair sway slightly.
"Naminé. Nice to meet you." Naminé smiled, waving shyly.
"I'm Xion!" Xion smiled, her blue eyes also reflecting her grin.
"Axel. Got it memorized?" Axel grinned, tapping the side of his red spiky head, green eyes flashing with a glint of mischief.
"Xemnas. NOT MANSEX. I AM XEMNAS! SUPERIOR OF NOBODIES! RULER OF ORGANIZATION XIII!" a silver haired man with amber eyes ranted, stomping his foot at the name 'Mansex', as everyone snorted.
"Well Mansex suits you better." They all chorused, as Xemnas glared at them before stepping away and sitting on a chair.
"Xigbar the Freeshooter. SOMEONE GET ME SOME TARGETS!" Xigbar yelled, summoning his arrowguns and loading them. Ugxs walked up and took them away.
"We aren't shooting anything! Yet!" He yelled at Xigbar, confiscating the weapons, making Xigbar grumble in annoyance.
"Xaldin." A man with black dreadlocks nodded, seemingly glaring at everyone, not that his sideburns helped.
"Vexen. The Chilly Academic. AND I HAD BETTER BE RESPECTED OR ELSE." A man with what would be a sickness shade of yellow for hair hollered.
"Lexaeus." An extremely tall man said simply.
"Zexion to all. Nothing else." A teen with silver hair covering one eye said, before continuing to read his Lexicon.
"Awww...so not Zexy?" Demyx whined, as a few people coughed to cover up their laughter at the name, while Zexion simply glared at Demyx over the top of his Lexicon.
"ESPECIALLY, not Zexy." Zexion grunted, sending one last hard look at Demyx, before returning to his Lexicon.
"Saïx." A blue haired man with an X shaped scar on his face said coldly, practically glaring at anything and everything.
"Well Zexy already said who I am! But I'm Demyx!" Demyx cheered, completely ignoring what Zexion had said before.
"Luxord, mates. Anyone for a game?" A bearded man with a British accent smirked, a deck of black and white cards instantly shuffling themselves out of his hand.
"Marluxia. The Graceful Assassin. NOT the gaytard pansy." A pink haired man growled, glaring at the frozen form of the black/brown haired girl, as many around him snickered at the name.
"Larxene the Savage Nymph. AND I DON'T KID WHEN I SAY SAVAGE." A blonde haired woman smirked, her eyes flashing with glee.
"Vanitas." Vanitas smirked, his eyes flashing evilly.
"Ugh. What the hell?" Came two voices in sync, making everyone turn around. There, sitting up were Roxas and the brown/black haired girl.
"Ugh, what the hell was the memory snap for you guys?" The girl moaned, rubbing her head. "I feel like I just got ran over by thousands of Body Armour Heartless!"
"Sorry. But you two were fighting. AGAIN." Ugxs stated casually, as Roxas sighed.
"Well, since it sounded like you guys were doing intros, I'm Roxas." Roxas grinned, getting up.
"More like Roxas the moron." The girl muttered under her breath, earning a glare from Roxas, as she stood up.
"Hey everyone! I'm SaSa! Aka LunaSunStar." The girl grinned, her dark brown eyes flashing happily.
"More like SaSa the annoying idiot." Roxas grumbled, earning a glare from SaSa.
"AND WELCOME TO TRUTHS, DARES AND PRANKS!" Everyone (except practically the whole Organization and Vanitas) cheered.
"Anyways, I have some more people to introduce. COME ON ALREADY AXSAS!" SaSa yelled into another room.
"I'M COMING I'M COMING! SHEESH!" Another girl cried, walking in, as everyone, except Ugxs' jaw dropped.
"WHY THE HELL ARE THERE TWO SASAS?!" Roxas cried in shock, gaping at the two who smirked back.
"I'm Axsas you moron! Get it in your head!" The other girl cried, as she showed her Organization coat.
"Yep! Everyone, this is my Nobody!" SaSa grinned, as she and Axsas grinned, flashing peace signs at people, as her crimson and black Organization coat swayed around.
"Speaking of which... COME ON IN GUYS!" Ugxs called into another room, as a bunch of people came in.
"Hey everyone! I'm Gemaxan! Nice to meet ya!" A girl with her blonde hair in a pony tail grinned, waving, also in an Organization coat.
"Tanhoxy." A black haired boy nodded, in Organization gear.
"Iwillxam." An extremely tall guy nodded, his height almost reaching Lexeaus, although his Organization coat was still lightly touching the tips of his ankles.
"And some more! I have some friends!" Rachel grinned, before whistling loudly, summoning two more people in Organization cloaks into the room.
"Hey! I'm Xylia!" one figure cried, removing their purple and black hood to reveal a girl with long wavy light brown hair and piercing green eyes, smiling.
"Xander." The other figure replied, removing his navy blue and black hood to reveal a boy with light brown hair in a similar, but shorter, style like Zexion's and emerald eyes.
"Hmm...I think that's everyone... Wait, where's Marnie? Oh well. I'm sure she'll pop in later." SaSa nodded, mumbling the last part, before grinning.
"Well everyone, you can probably guess what goes in this game from the name!" Ugxs grinned.
"Yep! It's Truths, Dares and Pranks!" Rachel added in.
"Originally, there WAS torture added in, but then SaSa realised that you can just dare someone to be tortured in some way!" Axsas piped in.
"BUT, unlike a few other games like this, there is a twist." Roxas smirked evilly.
"Yeah... About that... I realised that I had been a bit harsh on Roxas the other times..."SaSa started off, earning a victorious smirk from the mentioned spiky blonde haired teen. "At least I had the guts to admit it." She muttered under her breath, "...In this game, along with people from the Kingdom Hearts Saga, AUTHORS AND OC'S are ALSO now a part of the game." SaSa sighed, as Roxas cheered in delight.
"Yeah, but us authors and authoresses get to go first, since we haven't had any suggestions yet." SaSa smirked, as Roxas glared at her for ruining his happiness moment.
"Well, I'm up!" Ugxs grinned, before taking out a list and rolling it out, letting it tumble to the ground and continue rolling until it hit the wall-and ran up it to the ceiling.
"...Is that even possible by the laws of gravity?" Vexen asked, raising an eyebrow, while Ugxs shrugged.
"Hey, if Xigbar can stand on the ceiling without magnets or anything, then why can't this list do it?" He replied, before looking down at the list, before smirking at one item.
"Alright then! It's a truth! FOR ROXAS." Ugxs smirked, as SaSa grinned in interest.
"Ugh, what is it." Roxas groaned, as he popped a sea salt ice-cream in his mouth.
"Are you cheating on Naminé?" Ugxs asked, making Roxas choke slightly on his ice-cream.
"WHAT THE-?! NO OF COURSE NOT! PEOPLE MAY SAY THAT I'M WITH XION BUT I'M NOT! TECHNICALLY, WE'RE BROTHER AND SISTER! AND I HAVE NOOOO IDEA WHERE THEY GOT THE KAIRI IDEA! SURE WE TALKED, BUT ONLY ONCE FOR KINGDOM HEARTS'S SAKE! ONLY ONE FREAKING TIME! AND THEN THERE'S YAOI AND-" Roxas was ranting, before SaSa shot a plunger to cover his mouth.
"PLEASE! OH DEAR GOD NOT THAT!" She cried, as she picked up a baseball bat and started hitting herself with it.
"...What the hell?" Roxas asked, once he had somehow pulled the plunger off his mouth.
"Look, when I was ten, I didn't understand what yaoi was. So I googled it. Sadly, I didn't understand it via words, so I went on images to find out. Ta Da. And it was right after sex education too." SaSa shuddered, clearly grimacing at the memory, as she kept on hitting herself with the baseball bat.
"And what does it look like, I'm trying to forget what you were talking about at the yaoi part just then." She replied bluntly before stopping and blinking. "All done!"
"...Right... so Roxas doesn't cheat... And apparently SaSa had a very... interesting first experience with yaoi...Hmm...Wait, apparently there is now a limit for each author/authoress to three items...damn...so I'll do this now. EVERYONE HAS TO KISS THEIR ENEMY!" Ugxs yelled, as most people jumped from the shock.
"WHAT?!" SaSa and Roxas cried, both choking on their own separate sea salt ice-creams. "ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
"I REFUSE TO KISS THAT MORON!" SaSa cried, pointing at Roxas. "SHEESH! I WOULD RATHER GO DIE BY A KEYBLADE!"
"Well that can be arranged..." Roxas muttered thoughtfully.
"TOO BAD! REMEMBER?! AUTHORS AND AUTHORESSES HAVE TO DO IT AS WELL! Rachel, you don't have to because I tried this on SaSa and the cast before-I just wiped their memory." Ugxs explained, whispering the last part to Rachel who nodded.
"...Damn you Roxas." SaSa grumbled, sitting back on the couch and stuffing her sea salt ice-cream back in her mouth, trying to think of something. "Hmm...What if...Err... I GOT IT!" She cheered, before closing her eyes for about two seconds before opening them again. "There! I kissed my enemy!"
"...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU JUST CLOSED YOUR EYES!" Ugxs roared angrily.
"WELL I DID AN IMAGINARY KISS!" She yelled back.
"IMAGINARY?! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO AN IMAGINARY KISS!" Ugxs snapped, clearly annoyed.
"WELL THEN YOU SHOULD'VE SPECIFIED THAT BEFORE!" SaSa angrily shot back.
Everyone else shared looks, before shrugging and agreeing with it as well and doing the same, as Ugxs witnessed this shocked.
"HEY! YOU GUYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO IT IMAGINARY!" He angrily yelled.
"WELL TOO BAD!" Everyone yelled back at him.
"NONE OF US WANT TO KISS XEHANORT/ANSEM SEEKER OF DARKNESS/MANSEX!" A majority of the people yelled.
"NONE OF US WANT TO KISS SORA/PIPSQUEAK!" the small remainder yelled as well. (AN: Guess who said 'Pipsqueak' XD)
"UGH. FINE." Ugxs groaned, flopping down and thinking of the last one. "Hmm...I know! Xaldin! Is it true you're dating SaSa?" Ugxs smirked, as SaSa once again choked on her ice cream while Xaldin shot him a death glare.
"NO! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!" The two yelled at him, shocked at even the mention of it, as SaSa glared at Roxas from the corner of her eye, hearing him laughing like a maniac.
"Well then why were you seen sneaking around her house?" Ugxs calmly asked, as Xaldin stiffened, SaSa clenching her fists.
"YOU WHAT?!" She yelled, her fists clenched even tighter, as Axsas sighed.
"Everyone duck and cover. If my Other and I are nearly exactly alike, then this will turn bad." She said bluntly, calmly crawling into a cupboard and slamming the door shut, as everyone else shrugged and hid in random places, leaving behind a spy camera to tape the occurrence. A few muffled words were exchanged.
"SEE YA SUCKA!" SaSa's yell was heard, before the sound of Xaldin's panicked, yet muffled, voice was heard, before the sound of weapons being summoned was heard, followed by what sounded like multiple attacks, before many loud crashes were heard. Finally, after about five minutes of silence, everyone came out of hiding, only to find SaSa sitting on the ground sucking on a sea salt ice cream, slightly annoyed, but calm.
"Hmph. Jerk." SaSa was grunting, still sucking on her ice-cream, before looking up and noticing everyone, letting her eyes rest on Roxas.
"YOU!" She growled, getting up with one hand behind her back, while Roxas gulped.
"...Yeah?" He asked cautiously.
"You wanted to know my greatest fear... SO HERE!" She cried, flinging a gigantic tarantula and red back spider onto Roxas's face from the gloved hand she had had behind her back.
"AHH!" Roxas yelped in shock, summoning his keyblades to try and block the spiders, but doing so too late and having to stay still as the spiders crawled around on his face.
"...Let's roll the film..." Ugxs mumbled, before summoning a HD TV and playing the video on it.
~The Video...~
An annoyed SaSa was seen glaring off at Xaldin.
"WHY THE HELL WERE YOU AROUND MY HOUSE?!" She yelled, waving her fists angrily.
"Because Roxas paid me to!" Xaldin yelled back. "He wanted to find out your deepest fear!"
"NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" SaSa growled, before summoning a blue, white and gold katana and a black, silver and navy blue katana.
"SEE YA SUCKA!" SaSa yelled, a red aura flashing around her before she rapidly dashed at Xaldin from all sorts of directions, before finally hitting him so hard he was thrown through the roof and out into space. Finally, the video ended when everyone came out of hiding.
~End Of The Video...~
"...So THAT'S why SaSa threw those spiders..." Rachel mumbled with a sweatdrop, as everyone glanced at the frozen Roxas who had the tarantula crawling over his face and the red back around his neck, before they all glanced at SaSa who shrugged like it was nothing.
"Hey, that's what he gets for wanting to spy on me." She casually replied, before a loud yell and hiss was heard from a dark corridor that popped out of the wall, spitting out a drenched Xaldin with steam coming off his cloak.
"Was it REALLY necessary for you to slash and beat the living nothingness out of me, kick me into outer space, make the kick so weak I fell out of orbit and tumbled down on FIRE, and then make me drop in the god damn Atlantic Ocean?!" Xaldin yelled in fury, his teeth becoming razor sharp, as SaSa sent him a death glare.
"Try anything like that again and it'll be worse." She snarled, summoning her katanas to emphasise her point, making Xaldin glare and fall silent. Suddenly, SaSa looked up grinning. "Hey! I just got over my arachnophobia!"
Everyone, except Roxas, facepalmed hearing this.
"Hmm... Well then... Now it's my turn..." SaSa murmured, smirking happily.
"Roxas, Sora, Ven, Riku and Terra, you now have to annoy the crap out of EVERY boss, secret or not, from the Kingdom Hearts Games, THEN, if they want to get back at you, face off all of them-at the same time." SaSa said, grinning evilly, as Roxas sent her a death glare, the others mentioned in the dare dropped their jaws.
"Get. The. Spiders. Off." He grunted, gritting his teeth, as SaSa made the spiders disappear.
"Now go do it." She ordered sternly, as those who had to do the dare glared and marched off into a portal.
~Five Hours Later...~
The boys returned, panting bloody and bruised all over.
"...I am now feeling very disturbed..." Ven mumbled, still shocked at how he had acted when he faced a version of himself possessed by Vanitas.
"...Same here..." Mumbled Roxas, who was also urked by how he had battled himself on Sora's Station of Awakening.
"Hey, I had to do that to myself as a spirit in armour BATTLING XEHANORT WHO WAS CONTROLLING MY GOD DAMN BODY." Terra growled, still annoyed with his battle.
"Yeah, it's disturbing enough we were eaten by a Heartless and spat out of it... well, at least for me anyways..." Sora mumbled, remembering the battle with the Leechgrave.
"Hey, I feel guilty enough with battling the dark version of me-AND REPLIKU." Riku grunted, folding his arms in annoyance.
"ARE YOU KIDDING?! THE SEPHIROTH AND XEMNAS FINAL BATTLES WERE THE WORST!" Roxas and Ven shouted. (AN: THANKS TO MY FELLOW CLASSMATE WHO DESCRIBED THE XEMNAS BATTLE ON PROUD MODE AS 'YOU WERE LITERALLY MASHING YOUR THUMBS OFF' AND 'YOU WERE SERIOUSLY TRYING TO HEAL WHILE YOU REFLECTED ATTACKS!')
"...Hehehe..." SaSa laughed awkwardly, as the boys turned their angry gazes on her.
"Oy, if you kill the authoress posting this, then it can't continue. So NYAH!" SaSa poked her tongue out, earning annoyed looks from the victims of the dare.
"Hmm...Next one... What to do... Um... I know! Zexion! I dare you to tell us what the heck is in that lexicon! WITHOUT SENDING US IN IT! I MEAN THE WORDS!" SaSa grinned, wondering why the idea hadn't come sooner, while everyone else fell down anime style.
"REALLY?! THAT'S your lame idea?!" Roxas practically shouted, as SaSa glared at him.
"SHUT UP! IT'S HARD TO THINK UNDER PRESSURE!" She snapped back, before everyone around them pulled the two apart to stop any further arguments/battles.
"...Do you all want to turn into kirbys, chibis, animals , books, plush toys, +Anima, monsters, halloween creatures or Pokémon?" Zexion asked, with a serious stare, as everyone else gave him 'WTF' looks.
"Nooo..." SaSa trailed off with a raised eyebrow.
"Then I can't read anything in it out loud." Zexion said bluntly, before returning to reading it.
"...Ok...extremely weird yet interesting fact..." SaSa mumbled with an anime sweatdrop on her head.
"My final one... I know!" SaSa exclaimed in excitement, before whispering something into Naminé's ear, making the blonde haired girl sigh.
"Do I have to?" She whined quietly, as SaSa nodded eagerly in response, before Naminé sighed and closed her eyes. Suddenly, Roxas and Ven were on the ground unconscious.
"...WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA NAMINE AND SASA?!" Almost everyone yelled in shock, Naminé held her hands up in surrender and pointed to SaSa, who grinned in excitement.
"Perfect! EVERYONE WE'RE GONNA DO THE MIRROR TWIN TRICK!" SaSa cheered in excitement, as everyone gave her 'What-the-freaking-hell-is-so-damn-wrong-with-you? !' looks.
"Basically, we're gonna put the two on opposite sides of a giant wall of clear glass and see if they act all in sync the same or something!" SaSa explained, bouncing in excitement, everyone shrugged and dragged the two blondes into a portal that Axsas summoned.
The next moment, everyone was in a gigantic room, half of the gang with Roxas on one side of the glass while the rest of the group with Ven was on the other side. Of course, Axsas had made sure her Other wasn't on the same side as Roxas.
"Great! We'll just leave them here and they should wake up at the same time! Only with no memory of the other!" SaSa cheered, planting cameras around Ven's side of the glass while Axsas did so on Roxas' side of the glass. Finally, when all was set, Rachel, SaSa and Ugxs managed to make everyone invisible with their epically amazing author and authoresses power (not that the KH Gang knew) and all watched the action.
"Ugh, what the heck?" The two spiky haired blondes groaned, each grasping their heads, before both turned and noticed the other through the glass.
"...What the-?!" The two cried and immediately rushed up to the glass, placing their hands on it, ironically in the same places, while everyone slapped hands over their mouths to cover up their chuckles and giggles of amusement at this.
"Hmm...Something looks different..." The two mumbled, both taking equal steps back and examining the other through the glass, before both shrugged. "Probably nothing." They shrugged, before walking up to the glass again to gain better looks at each other. By now, Rachel, SaSa and Ugxs had made it so the blondes couldn't hear any laughter, since many were laughing by now.
Everyone watched as the two blondes performed the mime reflection act, the hands, clapping, sticking tongues out, jumping, spinning, being about to walk away before quickly looking back, making faces and all. Then, came the keyblades.
"What the-?!" The two cried in shock, Ven from seeing what looked like himself with two keyblades, Roxas, from thinking he was degraded to only one keyblade.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" The two cried at the same time, both clenching their fists, before both used their keyblades to smash the glass-and accidentally hitting each other, finally causing everyone to blow their cover by bursting out in laughter.
"Ow...HEY! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME!" The two cried out pointing at each other, before both turned to the laughing watchers.
"...You had something to do with this, didn't you SaSa." Roxas said, narrowing his eyes with me.
"What's going on, Aqua, Terra?" Ven asked his best friends curiously.
"Jeeze, you might as well be Saïx." SaSa mumbled at Roxas' expression, before turning to Naminé.
"Could you restore their memories please Namine?" SaSa asked kindly, as Naminé nodded, closing her eyes, as Ven and Roxas' eyes widened, before they turned to each other.
"...Revenge on SaSa?" Roxas asked, already with his keyblades.
"...Revenge on SaSa." Ven nodded, as he summoned his keyblade too, before both chased after a laughing SaSa.
"...Errr...Right... Since my Other is being chased... how about you go, Rachel?" Axsas lightly suggested, trying to take the topic away from SaSa who was currently being chased over a hill by Roxas and Ven.
"Hmm...I'm still thinking... How about we watch the chase?" Rachel suggested, as Axsas nodded.
"Good thing I can summon hover cameras." Axsas nodded, snapping her fingers, making two floating spheres with camera lenses in them appear. "Go film the chase." Axsas turned to them, as the hover cameras nodded and zoomed off. Soon, Axsas activated Ugxs' TV again and it popped up with t he chase.
~The Chase...~
Sadly, the cameras were soundless, and in black and white, so it looked like an Olden Day cartoon.
It showed a large hill, with SaSa running down the slope, appearing to still be laughing her head off, while a furious Roxas and Ven appeared to be neck and neck behind her. It showed LSS shout something at the two, making Roxas immediately glare at Ven who just grinned and continued chasing SaSa.
Soon, Roxas and Ven were exchanging hits while running, until a dust cloud had formed. Suddenly, SaSa skidded to a halt and stepped to the side, before sticking her foot out and causing someone in the dust cloud to lose their balance, and go tumbling down, dragging the other person along with them. Unfortunately, something SaSa had not expected was for herself to get caught up in the tumble as well, as she was dragged along, a 'OH CRAP' expression on her face. The giant dust cloud went tumbling down the hill, until it finally crash landed in a pit, the dust floating away to reveal three dizzy eyed teens stacked on top of each other.
~Everyone Watching The Chase...~
Everyone who had seen the chase was laughing their heads off at the outcome, finding it to be somewhat priceless and hilarious, most laughing at SaSa expression when she had realised she was being dragged in as well.
"*laugh* Ok *laugh and slap to stomach* So my Other didn't think straight when she did that!" Axsas was roaring with laughter, as everyone laughed with her, until the three they were laughing at appeared in the room, annoyed and bickering-for the time-that-everyone-had-lost-count-already.
"HEY! IT WAS HIS/HER FAULT!" The three cried, each pointing to one another, before they all sent each other annoyed looks, while everyone else laughed again.
"You're so childish." Aqua laughed, as the three 'hmph-ed'.
"Sora's more childish than us." The three mumbled, before they all walked to chairs and sat down.
"HEY! I AM NOT!" Sora whined pouting, before Kairi giggled and hugged him, making the brunette feel better.
"Oh! I got my ideas now!" Rachel exclaimed, smiling happily, before she read her ideas out loud. "Alright! Aqua, who do you think is cuter? Ven or Terra?" She asked smiling, as Aqua blushed.
"Err...well one time when Ven was on a sugar high... he actually put on a bunny outfit..." Aqua mumbled blushing, as she showed everyone the picture, while Ven 's mouth collapsed to the ground.
"WHAT?! I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!" Ven exclaimed shocked, as most of the girls awed at the adorable picture. Aqua shrugged.
"You had bad memory problems, remember?" Aqua explained, as the photo was handed back to her by a snickering Terra, who was glared at by an embarrassed Ven.
"And as for Terra... on the... 'other' scale... he's good." Aqua stammered, blushing madly, as Terra went through the same reaction as her, while Ven gave them confused looks, not understanding what was going on.
"...Ok..." Rachel laughed a bit, after she had seen 'Bunny Ven', while a few others were still roaring their heads off laughing.
"Next one! Sorry Aqua, you're gonna have to leave the room for this." Rachel explained, as Aqua quickly walked out and in the direction of the kitchen.
"Alright! Ven, Terra! You both have to steal one of Aqua's bras WITHOUT her catching you!" Rachel cheered, as everyone except Ven, Sora and Roxas' jaws dropped in surprise.
"Umm...What's that?" Ven, Sora and Roxas asked innocently, as SaSa started coughing to cover up her hidden laughter, realising the three had no clue what a 'bra' was.
"*laugh* Ok, then since Ven doesn't know... sorry Terra, but you're on your own." Rachel said sympathetically, as Terra seemed to freeze.
"Err... Terra... you gotta go do the dare now..." SaSa explained with a raised eyebrow, as she lightly poked Terra-causing the tall dark brunette to collapse, making everyone's eyes widen.
"...Well then... Since THAT won't be happening for a while... How about you do the next one, Rachel?" SaSa suggested in a somewhat happy voice, as she poked Terra with a spiked x-blade.
"...WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT?!" Ven and Vanitas shouted at her, as she shrugged.
"Printed it out on metal." She shrugged calmly, before adding in, "But it doesn't have the real power."
"...Damn." Vanitas grunted, flopping back down on a seat, as Ven sighed in relief.
"Alright then... SaSa, you have to go for one FULL hour without fighting or anything with Roxas. If not, then you have to dye a streak of your hair PINK." Rachel explained calmly, as SaSa shrugged, although shuddering at the mention of 'pink'.
"Sure, but It's normally him who starts it." SaSa said calmly, earning a glare from Roxas.
"AM NOT! YOU START IT!" He angrily yelled, but earned no response from SaSa, making him drop his jaw in shock. "HOLY HEARTLESS! I'VE WON AGAINST SASA! WOOHOO!" He cheered, jumping for joy, as SaSa rolled her eyes.
"You didn't. I'm doing the dare already, remember?" She replied bluntly, before turning away from him, making him send her another glare for putting down his happiness.
Suddenly, there was a huge puff of smoke, a person coming out of it coughing.
"Sorry I'm late!" Cried the figure in a female voice, as she brushed some dust off her clothes, as SaSa went up to her smiling.
"Hey! I was wondering when you'd come!" SaSa cheered, fistbumping the hooded figure (AN: Sorry if you don't like fistbumps! XD)
"Sorry! Was jotting down some late ideas! So what's happening?" The figure replied, as she lowered her hood to reveal a girl with ebony coloured hair full of blue streaks, her sea green eyes shining in excitement, before turning to everyone else grinning.
"Hey everyone! I'm Marnie Lerman! Otherwise known as OblivionsOath13!" She cheered, giving everyone a peace sign (by peace sign, the peace sign with your fingers, not actual solid signs).
"Err... Well, we've had multiple dares-like how Ugxs dared all of us to kiss our enemies...although we all found a loophole..." SaSa started listing off, sending Ugxs a victorious look from the corner of her eye, as he sent a glare back at her. "We had a few truths, I blasted Xaldin into space after hearing one from Ugxs-"
"What?! How did you blast him into space?!" Marnie cried in shock.
"She has a short temper." Xaldin said bluntly, still seated.
"-Err... I made the guys battle EVERY boss from the KH Games, secret or not..." At this, the guys who were forced to do the dare sent furious death glares at SaSa.
"...Ven and Roxas performed the mirror trick... For that, I was chased by Roxas and Ven down a hill, but we all went tumbling down while the others were apparently watching in laughter, thanks to Rachel, we got to see Ven in a bunny suit..." At the mention of 'the bunny suit', Ven blushed madly and hid his face, while the other girls giggled slightly, remembering the picture.
"And right now, thanks to Rachel, I'm supposed to go for a whole hour without fighting or anything with Roxas! And it's already been ten minutes! IT'S A DAMN MIRACLE!" SaSa cheered, as Marnie laughed.
"Well good luck with that! And I heard you have a Nobody!" Marnie Exclaimed in interest, as everyone nodded.
"Yep!" Everyone cheered. "Sadly." Roxas mumbled under his breath, earning a whack on the head from Axsas.
"My Other may not be allowed to do anything, but that doesn't mean I can't!" Axsas threatened, puffing up her cheeks in annoyance, as Roxas sent her an annoyed look.
"Well then! I might as well do my ideas then!" Marnie grinned, before she started reading off ideas from her mind.
"Alright! Sora, how would you feel if three people close to you died?" Marnie asked grinning, as Sora practically froze over, earning a groan and facepalm from Kairi, Riku, Roxas, Xion and Naminé.
"Crap. He's going into emo mood." The five groaned, before they dragged away Sora, popped a pair of headphones on his head, and started playing the song 'Good Time' by Carly Rae Jepson and Owl City. (AN: I DO NOT OWN THAT SONG! DON'T SUE ME PLEASE! TT,TT OR ANY OF THE FELLOW AUTHORS AND AUTHORESSES! IT WAS MY IDEA! BUT DON'T SUE ME PLEASE!)
"...What the heck?" Marnie asked with a raised eyebrow, as Kairi, Riku, Roxas, Xion and Naminé shrugged.
"It stops him from going emo. Now we have to wait for around four hours." The five coolly replied, before they all returned.
"...Right then...Riku, will you sing?" Marnie asked, as Riku gave her a 'WTF' look.
"No." Riku replied sternly, folding his arms, as SaSa and Roxas smirked.
"Dare him to do it next time." The two whispered to Marnie, as everyone else's jaws dropped.
"HOLY HEARTLESS THEY AGREED ON THE SAME THING! THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! RUN LIKE A RARE VENDOR!" everyone cried, falling into a frantic panic, as SaSa and Roxas stood on the sidelines with sweatdrops.
"Is it really THAT hard to believe?" They mumbled to themselves, watching the panic ensue for a while longer, before everyone finally calmed down and realised the two were as far apart from each other as possible without leaving the current area.
"...Alright then... Let's just do the next one..." Ugxs said with a small sweatdrop, dusting any dirt off himself from the panic.
"Err...Right..." Marnie answered, also with a sweatdrop and dusting herself off. "Umm...what was my next one again... Oh yeah! Vanitas! Are you ok with dating Xion?" Marnie asked, as Vanitas smirked and Riku choked on his coke.
"Sure. Any girl suits me." Vanitas smirked, before he was tackled down by a furious Riku and the two began to battle.
"...Ok then... that's everyone for now..."Rachel counted with a small sweatdrop, as everyone except Vanitas, Riku, Roxas and SaSa thought, '...It's like they switched places with each other! Now those two are fighting and Roxas and SaSa aren't! IT'S A MIRACLE!'
"Oh! Almost forgot to mention! EVERYONE! TACKLE DOWN AND TIE UP MANSEX! ATTACK!" SaSa barked out, as everyone grinned and happily tackled down the surprised Man- Err... Xemnas, most of them kicking him right between the legs extremely hard.
Once Mansex was beaten and tied up, SaSa grinned, before whispering the plan to Rachel, Ugxs and Marnie, making them grin also.
"Alright everyone! Next chapter is the MANSEX Chapter! Anything comes, anything goes! Anything you want to ask him or have happen to him is all done next chapter!" The four cheered, as everyone around them cheered in eagerness also.
"Until next time, see ya around! Review your ideas or message them to either Number 15 Ugxs Dangerous Laugh, BeachChic1313, OblivionsOath13 or LunaSunStar! AND DON'T FORGET TO TORTURE MANSEX!" Everyone cheered, as the gagged Xemnas desperately struggled and panicked at the news, trying to squirm out of the area, before he was stopped by a smirking Terra. Xemnas glared at the dark brunette who was technically his Other. Suddenly, SaSa summoned her katanas and prepared an aeroga.
"...What the hell are you doing?" Everyone asked, as SaSa shrugged.
"Hey, I'm supposed to not fight or anything with Roxas for an hour, so I'll be in Twilight Town at the Sea Salt Ice Cream eating contest if you need me!" SaSa grinned, before hopping onto the aeroga, allowing it to fling her to Twilight Town before disappearing. Axel, Roxas and Xion stood in shock for a bit.
"SEA SALT ICE CREAM HERE WE COME!" The three cheered, before they all opened a dark corridor and ran into it, the portal closing behind them. Silence blanketed everyone for a few minutes before Marnie finally decided to ask.
"Rachel, you said that Roxas and SaSa aren't supposed to do anything, right?" Marnie asked, her head resting on one hand thoughtfully.
"Yeah, why do you ask?" Rachel replied, somewhat confused.
"...Well won't those two be having competition at the contest?" Ugxs butted in, picking up what was going on, as Rachel paused thinking.
"...Well... yeah... But Axsas said that SaSa gets tooth freeze easily..." Rachel thought aloud, as Axsas dropped in on their conversation.
"Sorry to break it to you guys, but SaSa found a way to beat that problem a LONG time ago." Axsas calmly shrugged, before walking off, leaving the author and two authoresses behind.
"...Oh well. She'll just have to go with a pink streak in her hair next chapter." Rachel shrugged, before walking off to chat with Aqua, Ugxs and Marnie sharing looks before shrugging and also walking off, Ugxs to chat with Gemaxan and Marnie to chat with Sora.