"Can I have that duck right there?" Mikey pointed at the pink duck that Frank was holding.
"No Mikey, that's Frankie's duckie, have this one." I said passing Mikey a small yellow duck.
"Nooooooooo!" Mikey splashed water at me in a protest against the poor yellow duck. "I don't like ducks anymore, can I have a unicorn one? A pink one with a horny purple please!"
"Don't say horny, it's a bad word. It's called a unicorn bump."
"Hornys not a bad word, it's a unicorns horny head bit." Mikey pouted.
"No it doesn't mean that. Horny is...it means bad things little boys like you and Frankie shouldn't know, okay." I giggled and poked Mikey's bottom pouty lip with my index finger.
"Why Geegee, what does horny mean?" Frank asked looking up from his precious pink duck. It was rather awkward being in a bath, naked, with two 5 year olds asking me what horny meant, yet rather cute.
"Well...I don't know how to explain it, just...bad and sexual, okay?" I sighed, grinning at the two younger boys who still looked confused.
"What's sexual mean Geegee?" Mikey looked me all confused and cute.
"It can mean many things, okay. Anyway, moving on, do you want this yellow duck to hold while I wash your hair?"
"None, I want sexual, now." Mikey pouted and crossed his arms. His innocence was just too cute, I couldn't help but laugh at him.
"No, you can't have sexual until you're older okay." "Why not? I don't understand. I want sexual now Gerard." Frank looked at me and smiled slightly. He was a little older than little Michael so I'm guessing he knew what sexual meant, so this was even more awkward.
"No Frankie, you're 12, no sexual for you."
"But you got sexual, you're only 2 years older than me." Frank smirked. He knew something he shouldn't and he knew he wasn't surpost to know that.
"What Frankie? What sexual Geegee?" Little Mikey asked with red eyes. Oh my god, was he going to cry because he didn't know what sexual was? Okay, I'm just going to go die of cuteness.
"Fapfap," Frank giggled, "I can fapfap, look Gee!" Frank looked down and went to grab something. I quickly grabbed his wrist and pulled it out of the water before he could touch his litte boy bits. I did not want to see a 12 year old "fapfap" in the same bath as me.
"No Frankie! No fapfap in the same bath as me and Michael, okay?"
"But I want to show you my skills." Frank frowned. I burst into laughter while Mikey on the other hand looked rather confused and almost in tears.
"No Frankie, save your skills for the girls when you're older, okay?" I laughed.
"But I don't like girls Geegee." Frank stood up and climbed out of the bath giving me a great look at his ass. Oh yay, the joys of 12 year olds bumcrack.
"What's fapfap?" Mikey cried in confusion. Oh how I love baths.
