A/N- Ashes of Reality- * Jumps up and down* New Fanfic! New FANFIC! ^_^
Human Chew Toy- * Points at screen* that's my name!
Ashes of reality-*Grabs hairbrush and uses as microphone, taking on radio DJ voice* Hello, Everyone! You are reading 'Bingo Night Unleashed'! Where there is bingo...we don't know. But it is a crazy zany hilarious story that you will LOVE! Hopefully... ENJOY! *Pretends to click off mic/hairbrush *
Human Chew Toy- * grabs brush* gimme that. She forgot to tell you that most likely the only character would be us!
Ashes of Reality- * ... * Stupid, you forgot to turn it on. -.-
Human Chew Toy- -_-; Oh, btw, if you are easily offended by lewd references to various characters and actions, I wouldn't advise reading this fic! Lol, It may be funny to some (like us) and not to others (potential flamer)
Ashes of Reality- * Bursts out laughing *
Human Chew Toy- Wait...that didn't come out right....
Disclaimer: We don't OWN ANYTHING OR ANY REFERENCES IN THIS FIC! DON'T SUE US!
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Kenshin: *Doing laundry and singing* Sometimes, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard I try...
Kaoru: *stomps out and whacks Kenshin with bokken* would you shut up?! I am meditating in here!
Kenshin: *falls forward and ends up drinking laundry water*
Kaoru: You are so inconsiderate, Kenshin! *Storms back into dojo*
Kenshin: *hiccups soap bubble*
Sano: *strolls in with beautiful woman on his arm* Oi! Kenshin! Meet Keia! *Grins stupidly*
Yahiko: *runs through yard naked, screaming*
Megumi: *running after Yahiko wearing frilly lingerie* Oh Little Yahiko!
Kaoru-*stomps back out and starts screaming at everyone to shut up* I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Kenshin: Oro! *Hiccup soap bubble * Do you really hate me Miss Kaoru?
Kaoru: Yes! LEAVE ME ALONE! T.T
Megumi: * Notices Sano with Keia* SANO! WAH YOU MEANIE! * Plops on ground and mysteriously conjures peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich.*
Yahiko: * hiding behind tree* o.o
Sano: *to Keia * Why can't you magically produce peanut butter and jelly?!
Keia: *grins * I can produce much better things than that...
Megumi: *sandwich pauses halfway to mouth * -_-
Everyone except Keia and Megumi: o.o
Keia: ^_^
Kaoru: * strolls out passively before beating Keia to a pulp*
Everyone: c.C
Keia: x_x
Kaoru: What? She was smiling too loudly! NOW SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!
Sano: *grumbles as Kaoru stalks away * Talk about PMS...
Kaoru: MOU! *Bokken flies out of dojo striking Sano full in the head *
Saitoh: *rides through yard on bucking bull in full cowboy attire* WHEE!!!
Everyone: (*.*)
Yahiko: *runs after Saitoh and jumps on back of bull, clothes have magically appeared. * (Why? Because we say so!)
Saitoh and Yahiko: YA HOOOOOO! *Bull runs out of yard*
Kenshin: T.T Miss Kaoru hates me!
Megumi: *offers rest of PB&J sandwich to Sano*
Sano: *practically bites Megumi's hand off when taking it* I LIKE sandwiches!
Kenshin: I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! *Throws self flat on ground*
Kaoru: *from inside dojo* IF ALL OF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I WILL FUTAE YOUR KIWAMIS!!!!!
Sano: HEY! That's my line! I FUTAE KIWAMIS!!! *Tears spout out of eyes*
Megumi: You can Futae MY kiwami...
Sano: *grabs her hand and drags her into dojo*
Kenshin: Everybody left me...*goes back to doing laundry and singing* Total slaughter, total slaughter, I won't leave a single man, alive. Ladidadidide, genocide. Ladedadedad, an ocean of blood...Let's begin, the killing time...
*Random person walks by and hears Kenshin singing *
Random Person: The Battousai has broken his vow! Hades has been brought to earth! WAAAH! *runs into dojo gate *
Kenshin: ^-^ You need to wash out your mouth! Open wide! *pours laundry water in R.P.'s mouth*
R.P.: *Glug* *Gasp**Choke*
Kenshin: Now isn't that better? Oh...what's this? *Kenshin finds pop rocks in R.P.'s pocket*
R.P: NO! MY ROCKS!
Kenshin: Ohhhhh...pretty! *Reads label* For eating?! OK! *pours some in mouth*
R.P: @.@
Kenshin: AH! *pop rocks pop* POPPY POPPY!
*FBI agents storm the dojo*
FBI: Huphuphuphup *surround R.P*
Kenshin: *still freaking over pop rocks* *accidentally takes out all the FBI.* Oooopppps...
FBI: X.X
R.P. Thank you for saving me! *Stands*
Kenshin: More pop rocks! NOW! *Begins to go Battousai*
R.P: Be Right Back! *Runs away*
Kenshin going Battousai: *sits on ground staring at door*
*Crickets chirp*
*7 days later*
Kenshin: *Still sitting staring at door*
Kaoru: *bounds happily out of training room* Kenshiiiiiiiiin!
Kenshin: *staring at door*
Kaoru: Kenshin? *THWACK!* LISTEN TO ME!
Kenshin: *stares at door from tipped over position*
Kaoru: *scourges Kenshin with bokken*
Bokken: *BokBokBokBok*
Cadbury bunny: Hey! That's my line! BOK BOK BOK!
Tom Green: Mom? Mom?! MOM! *Wanders around dojo*
Kenshin: *grabs Cadbury bunny* FUZZY! *Squeezes bunny*
Bunny: Can't...breathe....dying...BOK!
Animal rights activist: Let that poor innocent creature go! *shoots Kenshin with tranquilizer gun*
Kenshin: *runs around frantically* Ah! I just wanted to pet the fuzzy bunny!
Bunny: Bok. Bok. Hehe you're in trouble. Nenenenenene ne.
Kaoru: Kenshin has a fuzzy fetish.
Kenshin: *Going Battousai at Bunny* that I do.
To BE continued! LOL! YOU CAN'T STOP US! WE'VE CONTINUED ALREADY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Human Chew Toy: Hahahahah! Review or it gets even worse! Oh wait...nvm.
Ashes of Reality: *writes furiously*
Human Chew Toy- * Points at screen* that's my name!
Ashes of reality-*Grabs hairbrush and uses as microphone, taking on radio DJ voice* Hello, Everyone! You are reading 'Bingo Night Unleashed'! Where there is bingo...we don't know. But it is a crazy zany hilarious story that you will LOVE! Hopefully... ENJOY! *Pretends to click off mic/hairbrush *
Human Chew Toy- * grabs brush* gimme that. She forgot to tell you that most likely the only character would be us!
Ashes of Reality- * ... * Stupid, you forgot to turn it on. -.-
Human Chew Toy- -_-; Oh, btw, if you are easily offended by lewd references to various characters and actions, I wouldn't advise reading this fic! Lol, It may be funny to some (like us) and not to others (potential flamer)
Ashes of Reality- * Bursts out laughing *
Human Chew Toy- Wait...that didn't come out right....
Disclaimer: We don't OWN ANYTHING OR ANY REFERENCES IN THIS FIC! DON'T SUE US!
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Kenshin: *Doing laundry and singing* Sometimes, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard I try...
Kaoru: *stomps out and whacks Kenshin with bokken* would you shut up?! I am meditating in here!
Kenshin: *falls forward and ends up drinking laundry water*
Kaoru: You are so inconsiderate, Kenshin! *Storms back into dojo*
Kenshin: *hiccups soap bubble*
Sano: *strolls in with beautiful woman on his arm* Oi! Kenshin! Meet Keia! *Grins stupidly*
Yahiko: *runs through yard naked, screaming*
Megumi: *running after Yahiko wearing frilly lingerie* Oh Little Yahiko!
Kaoru-*stomps back out and starts screaming at everyone to shut up* I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Kenshin: Oro! *Hiccup soap bubble * Do you really hate me Miss Kaoru?
Kaoru: Yes! LEAVE ME ALONE! T.T
Megumi: * Notices Sano with Keia* SANO! WAH YOU MEANIE! * Plops on ground and mysteriously conjures peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich.*
Yahiko: * hiding behind tree* o.o
Sano: *to Keia * Why can't you magically produce peanut butter and jelly?!
Keia: *grins * I can produce much better things than that...
Megumi: *sandwich pauses halfway to mouth * -_-
Everyone except Keia and Megumi: o.o
Keia: ^_^
Kaoru: * strolls out passively before beating Keia to a pulp*
Everyone: c.C
Keia: x_x
Kaoru: What? She was smiling too loudly! NOW SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!
Sano: *grumbles as Kaoru stalks away * Talk about PMS...
Kaoru: MOU! *Bokken flies out of dojo striking Sano full in the head *
Saitoh: *rides through yard on bucking bull in full cowboy attire* WHEE!!!
Everyone: (*.*)
Yahiko: *runs after Saitoh and jumps on back of bull, clothes have magically appeared. * (Why? Because we say so!)
Saitoh and Yahiko: YA HOOOOOO! *Bull runs out of yard*
Kenshin: T.T Miss Kaoru hates me!
Megumi: *offers rest of PB&J sandwich to Sano*
Sano: *practically bites Megumi's hand off when taking it* I LIKE sandwiches!
Kenshin: I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! *Throws self flat on ground*
Kaoru: *from inside dojo* IF ALL OF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I WILL FUTAE YOUR KIWAMIS!!!!!
Sano: HEY! That's my line! I FUTAE KIWAMIS!!! *Tears spout out of eyes*
Megumi: You can Futae MY kiwami...
Sano: *grabs her hand and drags her into dojo*
Kenshin: Everybody left me...*goes back to doing laundry and singing* Total slaughter, total slaughter, I won't leave a single man, alive. Ladidadidide, genocide. Ladedadedad, an ocean of blood...Let's begin, the killing time...
*Random person walks by and hears Kenshin singing *
Random Person: The Battousai has broken his vow! Hades has been brought to earth! WAAAH! *runs into dojo gate *
Kenshin: ^-^ You need to wash out your mouth! Open wide! *pours laundry water in R.P.'s mouth*
R.P.: *Glug* *Gasp**Choke*
Kenshin: Now isn't that better? Oh...what's this? *Kenshin finds pop rocks in R.P.'s pocket*
R.P: NO! MY ROCKS!
Kenshin: Ohhhhh...pretty! *Reads label* For eating?! OK! *pours some in mouth*
R.P: @.@
Kenshin: AH! *pop rocks pop* POPPY POPPY!
*FBI agents storm the dojo*
FBI: Huphuphuphup *surround R.P*
Kenshin: *still freaking over pop rocks* *accidentally takes out all the FBI.* Oooopppps...
FBI: X.X
R.P. Thank you for saving me! *Stands*
Kenshin: More pop rocks! NOW! *Begins to go Battousai*
R.P: Be Right Back! *Runs away*
Kenshin going Battousai: *sits on ground staring at door*
*Crickets chirp*
*7 days later*
Kenshin: *Still sitting staring at door*
Kaoru: *bounds happily out of training room* Kenshiiiiiiiiin!
Kenshin: *staring at door*
Kaoru: Kenshin? *THWACK!* LISTEN TO ME!
Kenshin: *stares at door from tipped over position*
Kaoru: *scourges Kenshin with bokken*
Bokken: *BokBokBokBok*
Cadbury bunny: Hey! That's my line! BOK BOK BOK!
Tom Green: Mom? Mom?! MOM! *Wanders around dojo*
Kenshin: *grabs Cadbury bunny* FUZZY! *Squeezes bunny*
Bunny: Can't...breathe....dying...BOK!
Animal rights activist: Let that poor innocent creature go! *shoots Kenshin with tranquilizer gun*
Kenshin: *runs around frantically* Ah! I just wanted to pet the fuzzy bunny!
Bunny: Bok. Bok. Hehe you're in trouble. Nenenenenene ne.
Kaoru: Kenshin has a fuzzy fetish.
Kenshin: *Going Battousai at Bunny* that I do.
To BE continued! LOL! YOU CAN'T STOP US! WE'VE CONTINUED ALREADY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Human Chew Toy: Hahahahah! Review or it gets even worse! Oh wait...nvm.
Ashes of Reality: *writes furiously*