Pony Fortress 2: Meet the Sniper
Hello bronies and otherwise. Lobo Argost here with my first MLP entry. Before I get to a certain project, I'll be posting ponified versions of each Team Fortress 2 class Meet The video. All you gamers out there who enjoy the MLP mod for TF2, this is mostly for you. Let's start things off.
Legal: My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro, and Team Fortress 2 belongs to Valve.
It was a peaceful day in the city of Cloudsdale. The pegasi were hard at work managing the weather, and some were even discussing the newest activities of the Wonderbolts. Still others were making plans for the Summer Sun Celebration. Despite it being a ways off. And in particular, one pegasus was hard at work training to reenter the Wonderbolt Academy. This mare's name was Lightning Dust, and she now reclined on a cloud to take a rest before getting back to her practice. And she had just closed her eyes to enjoy the silence when a loud bang rang out. She never heard it because her head was no longer on her shoulders, and her headless corpse had passed through the clouds and was falling to the ground below.
About a mile away, in a hot air balloon, a purple mare looked through the scope of her sniper rifle, admiring her handiwork with a satisfied smile. Another happy customer. "Boom… Headshot."
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After returning to Ponyville, Twilight found a surprise waiting for her. Her older brother, Shining Armor was waiting to see her at her home, which doubled as Ponyville's library. "Twilight, we need to talk," Shining Armor said seriously.
"About what, big bro?" Twilight asked as she settled down at her desk with a good book, smiling as she levitated a cup of tea to her mouth and took a sip.
"What are you thinking, doing that second job of yours?" Shining Armor asked.
"Sniping's a good job, Shining Armor. It's challenging work, lets me travel. I guarantee I won't go hungry. Cause as long as there are two ponies left on the planet, somepony is gonna want somepony dead," Twilight said in a conversational tone. Even though she was talking about her second life as a professional killer.
"Twilight, you've become a crazed gunpony!" Shining Armor snapped.
"I'm not a crazed gunpony, bro. I'm an assassin," Twilight said in a very matter of fact tone, as to encourage use of her term.
"I don't see a difference," Shining Armor said.
"The difference is that one is a job and the other is mental illness," Twilight said in a somewhat annoyed tone.
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Shining Armor was determined, and had followed Twilight all the way to her next job.
"I think his pal saw me…" Twilight muttered before backing away quickly at a gunshot bouncing off her roost's rail. "Yes! Yes he did!"
"Twilight, you seem to let your feelings decide who you go after," Shining Armor said from his spot next to her.
"Feelings?" Twilight asked. "Look, bro. You know has a lot of feelings? Guys who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy," she said as she took aim. "Professionals have standards. Be polite," a shot rang out and one pony went down. "Be efficient." Another pony went down from a headshot. "Have a plan to kill anypony you meet…" Twilight said as a third and final shot killed her last target.
"I'm worried about you, little sis," Shining Armor muttered as his sibling packed her gear.
"Shining Armor… let it go," Twilight muttered with an annoyed look on her face.
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One down. Eight to go. Look forward to the next one.