Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket.

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Akito was bored. He (or she, depending on what you think) hadn't freaked out one of the juunishi in a while...

"KUREEEEENO!!!!!!!!!!!"

In 2 seconds, Kureno was standing at attention in front of Akito in an army suit.

"At ease," sighed Akito, and then grinned evilly, and then decidedc to be chliche. "Send in Yuki."

"Hai, Akito-sama!" Kureno ran off.

In 2 seconds, Yuki was standing at attention in front of Akito in an army suit.

Akito took aou a pair of scissors and started cutting The Prince's hair into a similar shape of her (or his. Whatever) hair.

"Now I can look at my beautiful hair, even without a mirror," said Akito, smiling.

Yuki's face turned white and he fainted.

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End.

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