-Summary: Kagome is a 7 year old ANBU black op, she calls Kakashi, Kashi-papa and to put the cherry on top, she's to marry ITACHI!
One-Shot, Maybe more, maybe.
Start Date: 9/17/2007
End Date: 9-29-2007
Post Date: UnKnown
Dark Ice Kitsune
Team Seven was once again, waiting. On what you might ask, well what else? Their late sensei.
"He's late again." Naruto wined as he leaned against a tree.
"Stop your wining. Why can't you be cool like my Sasuke-kun, he'd never scoop so low as to become a cry-baby." Sakura 'Praised' her beloved Sasuke.
I think I'm going to be sick.' Was all Sasuke was thinking.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late, there was this little girl, and she wouldn't let me go until I bought her this teddy bear. . ." Kakashi started, but never got to finish as he dodged a kunai thrown at him from Naruto.
"Don't lie." Naruto growled out, "Lets get to training, I've got to be strong enough if I'm going to become Hokage."
"Loser." Sasuke hissed, but he too was ready to get down to training.
"Okay, here's the game plan, I have a new set of rules for you guys to pla. . ." Kakashi was talking and not really paying attention to his surroundings, but Sasuke caught the moving in the trees behind him.
"Kakashi-Sensei, get down!" He shouted as he threw his kunai to block another set of kunai that came down from the trees.
"What's going on?!" Naruto shouted, as a small black form bounced down from the trees and landed in a bowing position in front of Kakashi, it was wearing an ANBU Black Ops mask and dark clock that covered their hair, making it impossible to tell if it was a boy or girl.
"Why did you attack us?" Sasuke hissed, He was defiantly doing that a lot lately.
"KASHI-PAPA!!" The form pounced onto the Jonin. And well to say the least, it surprised all of Team 7.
"Kagome, what are you doing here? And those kunai, were you attacking me?" Kakashi questioned the bundle.
"Me, never, besides I knew that between you, Naruto-Sama, Uchiha-Meanie and the fan-girl, one of you would block the attack, sadly it was the Uchiha-Meanie."
"Kagome?" Naruto asked as he stepped forward, only she called him Naruto-Sama.
"Hai, somebody forgot to take the mission scrolls with him today, so I thought I'd bring them, I know he won't let me go on missions with you guys, even though I'm an ANBU." Sighing, she hopped down and pulled the scroll out of her magic pocket.
"Where did that come from?" Naruto asked, amazed, this girl was always something.
"Magick." She whispered and laughed as she handed the scrolls to Kakashi, "Promise me you'll be careful papa."
"I do, and when we get back me and you can go and get some oden." Running his hand though her hair that was now visible after he pushed the clock back.
"Wait, so this means we have a mission?"
"Yup, and you be careful too okay Naruto." Kagome stated as she hugged him around his waist, she was ANBU But she still liked the closeness of others, "Stay safe, I guess, Uchiha Meanie, and you too Fan girl, can't have more nins dying than need be." She stated, hugged Kakashi again and was gone.
"Is she really your daughter?" Sakura asked once they were -finally- out on their mission.
"Her story is different." Kakashi began as he lowered his book.
"Yeah, how so? And why does she keep calling Sasuke-sama 'Uchiha-Meanie'?" Sakura growled.
"It's because he is." Naruto stated simply.
"Sasuke, do you remember when you use to play with Kagome and Itachi, you would always try to keep Itachi to yourself and you'd pull pranks on Kagome, that is why she calls you 'Meanie', I'm sorry to say but I also believe that she blames you for him leaving her, they were engaged you know." Kakashi explained.
"She was engaged to my brother?" Yup, no way was he going to believe that one!
"Yeah, they were engaged, not willing it was an arranged marriage at first but than he started to see something in her." Kakashi 'explained' while reading his book.
"But she's like 7 years old now, and Itachi is like 14 years older than her." Sakura screamed.
"No, that's the curse he put on her, she's really 15 years old, but Itachi placed her in a child's body when he murdered his clan." Kakashi continued, still with his nose in his book.
"I don't remember her." Sasuke finally spoke up.
"That could be another part of the spell."
"So why does she call you Kashi-papa?" Sakura asked again.
"Yeah, Kakashi sensei, she's called you that for as long as I can remember." Naruto added in.
"How long have you known them?" Sakura asked, annoyed that she didn't know their sensei had a child.
"I don't know, awhile, she was coming back on a mission and Kakashi Sensei told me to meet her at the gate. It's been a long while now." Naruto answered, "I got a whole night of free ramen for making sure she was ok."
"Is that all that is ever on your mind?" Sakura growled. Nobody noticed the Uchiha in the background beating himself in the head to remember something, anything. Was this girl really part of his life before Itachi killed their clan, and if so, what made him throw it all away to test his strength. Nobody noticed when said thinking Uchiha disappeared, leaving them on their own to do their mission. He was going to visit a creation suppose to be 16 year old who was only 7 years old.
"I hope Kashi-papa doesn't mind me cooking chicken and jo-jo's for dinner tonight oh and maybe some white chocolate chip cookies. Yes! He loves those." Kagome was dancing around the kitchen of their apartment, while talking to herself she was also singing along to Hannah Montana's song "If We Were A Movie"
Uh oh
There you go again
Talkin' cinematic
Yeah you!
Your charming
You got everybody star struck
I know, how you always seem to go
For the obvious, instead of me
But get a ticket and you'll see
If we were a movie
You'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you'd fall in love with
In the endWe'd be laughin'
Watchin' the sunset
Fade to black
Show the names I can hear it in you voice Guess you'll never know
Play the happy song (yeah)
Oh sure, wanna see me and tell me all about her
La,La
I'll be actin' through my tears
That I should win an
Oscar for this scene I'm in
If we were a movie
When you call me
You'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you'd fall in love withIn the end
We'd be laughin'
Watchin' the sunset
Fade to blackshow the names
Play the happy song
Wish I could tell you there's a twist
Some kind of hero in disguise
And were together, it's for real, now playin'
Wish I could tell you there's a kiss
Like somethin' more than in my mind
I see itCould be amazing(could be amazing)
(If we were a movie)
If we were a movieYou'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you'd fall in love withIn the end
We'd be laughin'Watchin' the sunset
Fade to blackShow the names
Play the happy song
If we were a movie
You'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you'd fall in love withIn the end
We'd be laughin'Watchin' the sunset
Fade to blackshow the names
Play the happy song
If we were a movie
You'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you'd fall in love withIn the end
We'd be laughin'
"What on earth are you listening to?" Sasuke asked as he made his presence known, not like she didn't know he was there, she was an ANBU after all, but he didn't give off the aura he was going to hurt her.
"It's called Pop-Rock, it's from another country." Kagome explained as she mixed the ingratiates together for the cookies, seeing as the chicken and potatoes were in the deep-fryer.
"What are you cooking?"
"You are in a talkative mood Uchiha-Meanie, to what do I owe this surprise?"
"You certainly don't act like a 7 year old."
"That's because I'm really 15, but I'm stuck in this body."
"You never answered my question."
"The one on what I'm cooking, a recipe I learned while traveling. You are more than welcome to come by for dinner and try them."
"But Kakashi-Sensei said he'd take you to get Oden tonight, and that seem to make you happy enough, why cook more food?"
"Because Kashi-Papa will be tired when he comes home and as much as I love that man treating me like an actual 7 year old. I'm not. I can cook, clean, fight, you name it, I bet I can do it."
"Tell me why Itachi did what he did to my clan."
"That would be one thing I can't do. Honey, he didn't even tell me, he just came by one night, that night the he killed your clan, told me he was sorry and that he loved me, loved you and the next thing I know I'm waking up to Medic-Nin over me telling me I'm in the body of 4 year old."
"What was it like, finding out what Itachi did." Sasuke asked as he sit down in a chair and watched her cook.
"I was scared, and than I didn't believe anybody and since they said he killed the whole clan, I never thought to look for you. I did take my role as a 4 year old, as a 4 year old. Apparently I cried a lot, didn't sleep too well and than Kashi-Papa came, he's been real good to me. But even though I love the man to death I still have nightmares."
"I wish he would have put me in a younger body too, maybe than I wouldn't. . ."
"The pain would eventually catch up to you. I may act like I'm all happy and have this under control, but just let me see that man again, and you'll see a 7 year old do more than you ever dreamed. Hey lookie my chicken is done!" She sang happily as she removed the chicken and potatoes from the deep-fry.
Mood swings start this early in the female population?' Was the only thought running though Sasuke's mind.
"Kashi-Papa isn't home yet." Kagome pouted as she sit down on the couch next to Sasuke.
"He's probably taking his time reporting the mission back to Lady Tsunade." Sasuke stated as he flipped though channels but for some reason almost every channel was asking for a parental code.
"Kashi-Papa watches a lot of shows after I go to bed, says it's grown up stuff, he doesn't realize I know he's just watching porn." Kagome answered the unasked question.
"Figures."
"You don't have to stay here you know, it wouldn't be the first time I was home alone."
"I don't really feel like going home."
"You are really talkative tonight, you know that."
"Yeah and your point being?"
"Nothing, nothing at all, but hey, can I ask a favor."
"Sure, go for it."
"Can I use you as a human pillow?" asking innocently, she even threw in her best puppy dog eyes.
Did she just ask that, a human pillow? What?
"I'm sorry, I won't ask that again." Kagome sighed as she went to hop off of the couch but was caught around the waist in Sasuke's warm arms. (Can I pleaseeeeeeeee be her?!)
"I don't mind for tonight, while we wait for Kakashi-Sensei to come back." Sasuke sighed out but than he noticed how she seem to glow a little more with happiness and when he sit down with her on his lap, she moved to get comfy, and all the time with a bight smile on her face.
"Thanks, but now I have to come up with a new nickname of you." She giggled out.
"What do you mean?" He asked as he lazily ran his hand though her hair.
"A Meanie would never let me use them as a human pillow." She replied and when he was about to say something, noticed she was sound asleep. Sighing once again, he closed his eyes and relaxed his body.
"Just what do you think you are doing with my daughter?" Kakashi asked as he appeared in the living room, The sight that greeted our perverted Sensei was his very own daughter lying in the arms of one of his students. Said Student had his arms around her waist, they were just way to close for his comfort.
But sadly even as he was thinking and talking both child and teen were just not listening to him. Sighing he walked to his room and got ready for bed, he'd yell tomorrow.
"I slept on you all night?" Kagome asked as she yawned and stood, "I'm so sorry, I was just waiting for Kashi-Papa to get home." Her eyes took on a misting look.
"Don't cry, it's okay. KAKASHI-SENSEI, TELL HER IT WAS OKAY!" Sasuke yelled for Kakashi to help, crying females he did not handle well.
"Kagome, I'm going to give you another reason to cry." Kakashi stated as he walked into the living room.
"What are you talking about Kashi-Papa?"
"You slept on top of Sasuke, why." He growled out, not that he was jealous, this girl was one he saw as a daughter, maybe it was the father in him and wanting to avoid all the birds and bee things.
"Even though I'm in this body, I can still remember his warmth, when I held him and I need others to give me that feeling, so yeah I'm sorry Sasuke I kind of used you." Kagome confessed.
"Used me?"
"Used him?!" Kakashi and Sasuke asked at the same time.
"My son, I miss him so much." She cried and than ran out of the house and into the forest.
"SON?! What are you not telling me!" Kakashi freaked.
"She has a son, with Itachi?" -Sasuke.
"What were you thinking Kagome! Shippo is dead, why do you keep holding onto the past?" She was beating her self up and bad. Outside with the covering of the forest she sit there and blamed herself, allowing her inner guilt to eat at her very soul.
"Yes, why do you hang on to the past so?" A dark voice asked from the cover of the trees.
"I could ask you the same, Itachi." She growled out as she stood up, Pulling a kunai out of her leg holster.
"Are you going to fight me, dear fiancé?" Itachi sneered.
"No, I'm going to kill you." she stated as she stood her ground.
"More of holding onto your precious past?"
"More like the one thing I'm cutting out and forgetting."
"We'll just see about that. You can begin when you feel like it."
"I'll wait till you fuck up."
"As you wish love." With that he threw Kunai at her, but she dodged and went for her own attack, "You won't be able to win hon. You don't hate me enough, but maybe if I went after Sasuke. . .yes you two have been getting along a little too well."
"You leave him ALONE!" She screamed as she held her fist up and pulled her elbows in (Think DBZ When the Saiyans power up) and let loss an awesome amount of power that send Itachi back into the tree he was standing in front of.
"You'd put your life on the line to save one boy?" Itachi asked when her power level came down but her hair was still flying around and her eyes were white.
"I'd give my life to protect somebody that I love, yes." With that said, she ran at him, fist ready to punch.
"STOP!" A voice yelled which caused Kagome to stop and her and Itachi both looked over to see Sasuke standing there, "Don't fight him Kagome, don't give him your life, don't give him that satisfaction of making you mad, come to me and lets leave him." Holding his hand out, his eyes spoke truth and love.
"Leave Itachi in the past?" She asked herself out loud and with that her charka pulled back into her body and she turned her back on Itachi and nodded her head at Sasuke, but she shouldn't have completely ignored Itachi.
"You will hate me dear little brother." With that said, he drew his sword and stabbed Kagome though the back and watched with glee as the tip pushed its self out the front of her stomach, her gasp, Sasuke's yell. The blood. It all pleased him to no end. Watching as he pulled his sword out of her body and watched as Sasuke was the one to catch her as she fell, he picked her up bridal style and jumped back just as:
"RASENGAN!!" Naruto's angry voice filled the clearing as he appeared in front of Itachi and rammed his fist full of energy into Itachi's midsection and watched as he went flying backwards and landed in a heap of blood and body, completely forgetting about him Naruto turned and ran toward where he saw Sasuke holding Kagome.
"Hold on a little bit long Kagome, for me, please." Sasuke begged as he held her hand, she was lying on the ground, blood all around her.
End of One
So tell me, what should I do, kill off Itachi and let her be with Sasuke, or maybe Itachi lives and Sasuke dies? Maybe I could put her with Naruto. . .so vote! And I want 15 reviews!! Yes 15, come on people it's 10 pages, 9 without the song and 3044 words and 2804 w/o lyrics and authoress notes!! So review and vote!
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