Disclaimer: I do not own "Warriors" or "The Producers"…. sob

A/N: Hello readers! I know I have not been active recently and I apologize for that. This fic is a Humor/Parody, Which is very, very rare for me. I slightly changed the lyrics to the song so it made sense. It is about one of my favorite characters….SpottedLeaf!! Enjoy! Remember to review!

Luv, Peach Salsa

"Hello ThunderClan!!! Are you ready to hear the most fantastic musical performance EVER?

Screamed SpottedLeaf, who was standing on top of the HighRock,

convinced that she was a great singer, and was getting ready to perform for the Clan.

"SpottedLeaf, get down from there! Your making a fool out of yourself!" hissed BlueStar.

"BlueStar is right. Get down before you hurt yourself." said WhiteStorm. But it was too late. SpottedLeaf had already started to sing.

When you got it, flaunt it!
Step right up and strut your stuff
People tell you modesty's a virtue
But in the theatre modesty can hurt you
When you got it, flaunt it
Show your assets, let them know you're proud
Your goodies you must push
Stick out your chest, shake your tush
When you got it, shout it out loud
Now I will dance.

SpottedLeaf started dancing. It looked like she had fleas on her pelt and was trying to shake them off.

When you got it, show it
Put your hidden treasures on display
Violinists love to play an E-string
But audiences really love a G-string
When you got it, should it!
Let the whole world hear what you're about
Clothes may make the Tom
All a She-cat needs is a tan
When you got it, let it hang out!

Remember When Spottedleaf dance?

"Yeah……" said the cats

SpottedLeaf dance again!
When I was just a little kit in the Nursery,
My thoughtful mother gave me this advice
If StarClan blesses you from top to bottom
Show that top to bottom, don't think twice
Now SpottedLeaf belt!
Don't think twice!
When you got it, share it
Let the public feast upon your charms
People say that being prim is proper
But ev'ry showcat knows that prim will stop her
If you got it, give it
Don't be selfish, give it all away
Don't be shy, be bold and cute
Show the Toms your birthday suit
When you got it, if you got it
Once you got it, shout out hooray!

"Wow. That was intresting….." said BlueStar

"I agree" said WhiteStorm.

"Don't forget to support Mel Brooks and but a copy of "The Producers!" screamed Spottedleaf

Mommy, what is wrong with the Medicine cat?" said one of Frostfur's kits.

"I don't know sweetie. Just don't make eye contact" she said scooting away.

So them SpottedLeaf was declared crazy when she started ranting on about twolegs named "Roger DeBris and Carmen Ghia" and was put on medicine to control her love of "The Producers" and they all lived happily ever after until ShadowClan invaded. But that's another story.

THE END

AN: Yeas, I know it sucked. Please review!

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I LOVE THE PRODUCERS!!!!

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