Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING BUT THAT OF WHICH I CREATED...which in this case is practically nothing...not anything worth while...not like Inuyasha or anything *sigh*
The Plan
A pair unlike any other exists somewhere in Japan. That of Kagome and Inuyasha. For years and years, they have been attempting to quiet any rumours of a romance between the two of them. In fact, they have been trying to maintain the idea that they absolutely hate each other. Constantly fighting, calling each other names, physically harming one another... sometimes their act of hatred is almost believable. I use the word act because at times it is painfully obviously that they don't really hate each other... Still much of the student body, their friends and family have begun to give up on any dreams of InuKag...so what possible explanation is there for the following...
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On a day, not unlike any other, it just happened to be a Tuesday, the cafeteria was busling with students impatient for food, despite it's lacklustre.
Inuyasha and his group of friends sat at their usual table, having conversations that he wasn't particularly interested in. He half-heartedly replied whenever he was spoken to, making it quite obvious he had something on his mind.
Kagome and her friends walked in, laughing about something that happened on television the previous night. As Kagome approached her usual table, Inuyasha got up, startling his friends.
"Inuyasha?" Sango, Miroku, Eriko and Yuki inquired.
He ignored them. "Kagome..."
She stopped and turned around. "Yes, Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha took a deep breath. He looked away from Kagome and with a deep blush on his face, asked, "Will you marry me?"
The entire cafeteria went quiet.
Yuka, Eri and Ayumi fell back, shocked. Inuyasha's friends sat, mouths agape.
Kagome blinked for a moment, letting it sink in and every moment she didn't reply, both their faces went a deeper rouge. Finally Kagome gulped and answered, "Sure."
Inuyasha still not looking at her, replied, "Sweet."
"Sweet," Kagome replied and then tried to resume as though nothing had happened.
Yuka, Eri and Ayumi gasped, "SURE?!"
Kagome rolled her eyes.
"He asks you, in front of the entire grade, to marry him and you calmly say SURE?!" they screamed.
Kagome rolled her eyes again, "It's not a big deal."
"Not a big deal?!" Yuka cried, "Have we forgotten who just PROPOSED to you?"
Eri nodded, "Inuyasha. INUYASHA TAISHO. The very same Inuyasha who told the entire school he'd rather rip out his intestines than go out with you."
"The very same guy who called you a dumbass on NATIONAL TELEVISION," Ayumi added.
Kagome laughed, "So?"
The three of them looked between each other worriedly.
"Did you hit your head, Kagome?" they asked.
"No," Kagome laughed, "Maybe I'm just a little excited because I'm engaged?" She meant it sarcastically but her friends didn't quite catch that.
"What about Hojo?!" they cried.
Kagome shrugged, "I guess he can come to the wedding, there's no obligation though."
"Argh!" Yuka slapped her forehead.
Kagome merely laughed.
...back with Inuyasha...
"Did I hear that right?" Sango exclaimed, "Did I just hear you propose to Kagome?!"
"Yes..." Inuyasha seethed, "Can you stop asking that?"
"It's just incredible!" Miroku replied, "Like we've stepped into the twilight zone!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"I can't believe this is happening!" Eriko hyperventilated, "It's like it was just yesterday, you were screaming at the top of your lungs that this was never gonna happen."
"It was yesterday," Inuyasha corrected.
"I KNOW!" Eriko jumped up and down, "SO EXCITED!"
Yuki was in a state of shock. Just shivering.
"Poor Yuki," Miroku sighed, "He probably couldn't take it."
Sango smirked, "I can't wait until Kouga gets wind of this."
Inuyasha slammed his head against the table. "Somebody shoot me."
The cafeteria doors slammed open as Kouga Daisuke made his grand entrance. "What the hell is this about Kagome and Inuyasha getting engaged."
"I'm really not in the mood to deal with this," Inuyasha muttered as he lifted his head from the table.
Kagome turned to Kouga all smiles. "Isn't it fantastic?" she said, almost tauntingly. It seemed she was going to take Inuyasha's 'in your face, Kouga!' role in all this.
Kouga looked shocked and hurt. "You mean you really are marrying him? How could you?"
Kagome shrugged, "I don't know...he is kinda cute."
Inuyasha coughed very loudly.
"Hmm..." Kagome took another sip of her juice box, "Actually, he's pretty damn sexy, Kouga."
Inuyasha fell to the floor.
Kouga stood agape as did everyone else. "But...Kagome...I thought we..."
"...were friends?" Kagome tilted her head, "Cuz that's what we were."
Kouga blinked, his heart breaking into pieces.
"Unlike my sexy little Inu," Kagome smirked sleazily.
Inuyasha could be hear coughing to death.
"I can't wait until our honeymoon..." she sounded like an old pervert.
Inuyasha's face was a shade of deep red. Almost neon.
"You okay down there?" Miroku asked.
"No..." Inuyasha managed.
Kouga was shocked. "Kagome? What is wrong with you? You're not normally like this?"
Kagome shrugged, "Maybe in shocked form getting proposed to from such a major hottie as my wittle Nu-Nu!"
Inuyasha choked on air.
Kouga turned to Inuyasha and picked him off the floor. "What the hell did you do to Kagome?"
"Nothing!" He snapped, "How the hell am I supposed to know what's wrong with her?!"
Kouga glared, "You shouldn't have proposed to my girl."
"She's not your girlfriend, otherwise she wouldn't have said yes," Inuyasha remarked.
"You shut the fuck up!" Kouga shook Inuyasha.
Inuyasha released himself from Kouga's grip and with unexpected haughtiness, grabbed Kagome and smirked, "She's my girl now."
Kagome's face went deep scarlet.
Kouga blinked and looked between Kagome (who had clung to Inuyasha) and Inuyasha (who had his arm wrapped around her shoulders). "Argh! This isn't over muttface!"
Inuyasha blinked and immediately let go of Kagome. What was that?
Kagome's face was a very deep scarlet. Omigosh...I-I-I'm en-en-engaged to I-I-Inuyasha....OMIGOSH! I CALLED HIM CUTE....AND S-SEXY...AND....OMIGOSH! Kagome's hands flew to her face. "Omigosh."
"She's my girl, now!" Eriko mocked, "AWW!"
Inuyasha's face went deep red and he slammed his head against the table. "I'm really not in the mood for this today."
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