"I love my wife but God help me I want you."
Rachel rolled her eyes upon entering the living room and hearing the statement coming out of the computer.
"Again? Santana your obsession with All My Children is getting a little out of hand."
"Shut-up Rach. You just don't understand real love or teal TV when you see it. This shit is classic. A staple of American entertainment."
"Seriously Santana it's been cancelled for YEARS. It's time to let it go. And even more than that those two didn't even end up together."
"Yeah well Barbara has been done with Funny Girl for YEARS. I mean it's practically ancient history. It's time to let go."
Rachel took in a deep breath and put a hand on her chest, "You take that back immediately, Santana Lopez!"
"You take back what you said then Rachel Lopez!"
"Fine! Fine! I take it back San." The brunette diva relented pouting adorably as she did so causing Santana to give her a smile.
"Okay well I'm sorry I insulted Funny Girl and Barbara. I know that our first child, as long as it's a girl, has to be named after her."
"Thank you."
"Yeah well you made me promise while you were naked so it wasn't really that fair." The Latina grumbled crossing her arms over her chest.
"Sorry to be the one to tell you this but life's not fair sweetheart." Rachel leaned down to kiss her head before sitting down beside her wife looking at the screen, "What's your obsession with them anyway? I mean they aren't even a 'supercouple'. It's not like Days of our Lives and your love of EJ with his multitude of women. What makes JR and Annie so special?"
"It reminds me of us. Ya know the rich player and the crazy girl who loves 'em anyway."
"Are you calling me certifiably insane?" The raised eyebrow made her wife remove the laptop from her lap at the scrutiny.
"...Well when you say it like that it sounds bad."
"Santana! Of course it sounds bad! You just called your wife certifiably insane!" Rachel slapped her arm in anger starting to storm away before she was pulled down onto a familiar lap and her neck became assaulted with kisses.
"Plus she's the sexiest woman on the show and you know how sexy I find brunette divas that go after what they want."
"Do I?" Rachel put a hand on the back of Santana's neck to hold her in position.
"You totally should. Cause baby you make crazy the sexiest thing in the fuckin' world."
"It really should bother me that you can make an insult sound like the biggest compliment in the world and manage to turn me on all at the same time." The Broadway star complained moaning when Santana nipped at a certain spot.
"Don't worry baby." Santana stood up suddenly causing Rachel to squeal and wrap her legs around her waist, "I'll make it worth your while."