Warnings: hmm... nothing to really warn anybody about. Maybe someone will complain and I can just use that.
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That was it. Uzumaki Naruto had finally gone crazy.
Uchiha Sasuke had woken up, expecting his day to be completely normal. Normal as it could be when you were the number one rookie heart throb genin that is.
The Uchiha's day has been anything but normal. First, he had woken up not because of his internal alarm clock as usual, but a heavy weight being forced upon him two hours after he was supposed to have woken up. Secondly, he had let out an undignified 'oomph' noise as he was woken up (yes, that counts as abnormal).
Last, and certainly not least, he had opened his eyes to see blue. This blue was none other than the eyes of his moron boyfriend, Uzumaki Naruto.
Now, he had showered, dressed in his usual attire, and was ready to hear Naruto's explanation for the strange awakening. However, Naruto was not in any where in the house anymore. So, like Sasuke usually did during Naruto's strange… Narutoness. He went to the training grounds.
Although he was two hours late, Kakashi had not arrived, Sakura however….
"Sasuke-kun! You were so late, I was just about to go get you! I'm glad you're here, maybe we can have some-"
"Where's the dobe?" Sasuke asks, impatient and ready to get some answers for his awakening, though it did help Sasuke wake up before he was tardy.
"Eh? I don't know, he was here for a bit, but left muttering to himself about something. But he's not important, Sasuke-kun! Do you want to go on a- KYAAAH!"
Sasuke was saved from having to silence the annoying girl himself from a strange orange blur that had streaked past her and was now headed straight for Sasuke.
Easily dodging the already identified blur, Sasuke grabbed the back of Naruto's jumpsuit, and held him up with one arm. As the blonde stopped swinging from the colliding forces of Sasuke's brake and his own speed, the raven boy was able to see just what Naruto had come for.
Held by the blonde's teeth was a red food bowl, meant for cats and the like, on one side of the bowl was the name, NARUTO.
Yes, Uzumaki Naruto had indeed gone crazy.
Placing one on hand on his hip, and raising a questioning eyebrow in his stare, Sasuke took one good look at Naruto before speaking.
"Weirdo boyfriend."
Hmm, I dunno, it just seems like how Sasuke would act in that situation. PLEASE REVIEW! Tell me what you think! Please with a giant cookie for the first to review!