RvB Shorts
Hey there darcry09 here with my first ever fic...EVER so dont blame me if i suck (hopefully not). Anywho this will be...as the title says...short RvB stories about
the life of nearly each and everyone on the boxed canyon we grow weary of.
Now...lets get started...
Disclaimer: Everything except the events are owned by their respective owners
Chapter one
A day in the Canyon
"Well? Where should we start?"
-Me
The day started off as it usually would.... Caboose talking to Sheila about god know's what, Tucker getting the living crap beaten outta him by Tex for some unknown reason and Church was spying on the reds.
"What the hell are they doing?" Said the soldier in cobalt armor
Well Sarge was cleaning the warthog (i thought it was the puma?)
The two idiots, more specifically Simmons and Grif, were arguing about who
gets to keep the gravity hammer they found in the underground caverns and
donut was......
"Wait...Where's Donut" Said the orange armored soldier asked
"I should keep that Grav Hammer Grif cause i found it!" Simmons replied
"I said where's Donut you freaking jack ass"
"Oh...well i have no idea. Go ask Sa-"
"Nah who cares..." Grif interrupted upon hearing to ask Sarge
Meanwhile..... At the Blues
"Ow..Ow..Ow..Ow..Ow.."
Junior was helplessly watching his dad get his ass kicked by Tex
"STOP HITTING ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!"
"You started it!"
Church was heading back to base because he could hear tucker getting
massacred over the radio
"God tucker, what did you do now..."
When suddenly....
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Tex stopped hitting tucker and Caboose went to the roof to see what just happened
"What just happened?!" Shouted tucker
"How the hell should i know?!" Tex Shouted back
"Why are we shouting?!" Shouted Caboose, obviously clueless....
Tex grabbed a sniper rifle right before tucker did which made him say "fuck..."
Tex saw as she zoomed in the sniper rifle a HUGE (As big as their base but slightly bigger) metal crate
and what appeared to be Church'es arm outside the ever so large metal crate
"Church probably got crushed by the damn thing..." said Tex to noone in particular
"Bow chicka bow w- OW!"
Tex hit his face with the rifle together with "Shut it tucker"
Back to the reds.....
"Woah....look at the size of that thing!!" Shouted Simmons
"Well whatever it is it made me ruin the warthog!"
"Dont you mean the puma?"
Sarge then looked at grif and grif knew if he continued talking he would be living
the rest of his life without ever having children so he closed his mouth
"Lets check it out!" Said an ever enthusiastic Donut that appeared from nowhere
And with that so did the blues
At the middle of the Canyon
"Church? Church?" Yelled Tex
"Guys?!" From the guy crushed by the big..metal..thing...
"WHAT IN SAM HELL IS THIS THING?!" i guess you now who said it
"How should we know?!"
"Guys could you stop arguing and GET THIS FUCKING THING OFF OF ME!" church yelled back
"I'm on it" Simmons replied
Simmons ran back to the base to get something and Church explained how this thing crushed him
--Flashback--
"Better stop Tex before she kills tucker..." Church said to himself and gave out a sigh
He walked back to base when....
He saw something small on the sky which got bigger and bigger then
*BOOOOOOOOOOOM*
--End of Flashback--
"How are you still even alive?" asked Grif
"I'm not"
"A ghost...right"
Then Simmons came running with the Gravity Hammer in his hands
"What the hell is that?!" Shouted everyone near the huge metal crate
"Its a hammer i found in the Caverns"
"Wait, maybe we should check whats inside it first" Said Tucker
"Good idea" replied Tex
Tucker drew his sword and sliced the two sides but it was as big as their base and couldnt open it thoroughly
Simmons whacked the open side of it and it went flying through the and they saw...
"A BASE?!" along with a gasp from everyone