Hey! I don't own Demon Diary or the characters. I don't even own the plot. It was my sister's dream so… Oh and I don't own Shigure. He's from Fruits Basket. Anyway…
"You can get a pizza while we're gone."
Ahh that lovely phrase! There is nothing better than pepperoni pizza on a Saturday night with a good movie. I kiss my parents goodbye, assure them that the house would still be standing when they come back, and wave them goodbye. The minute they are out of sight, I run to the phone and call the pizza place.
"Hello. This is Pizza Mutt. How may I help you?"
"Hello, I'd like one medium pepperoni pizza delivered to my house."
"Your address please."
"245 Shades of Death Road."
"Your pizza will be there in half an hour. Thank you and have a nice night."
"Thank you. Good night."
I plop down on the couch and wait for my meal.
31 minutes later:
I heard the doorbell ring out the wedding march. Knowing it was the pizza boy, I jumped up to answer the door. When I opened the door, the pizza boy smiled and held out the pizza box. I stared at him, then started laughing uproariously.
It was Eclipse.
"Come in while I get my wallet," I say, still laughing. He steps in and places the pizza box on the table. "That will be $7.43," he says. I go to get my wallet. When I come back, there are three teenagers crowded around the pizza. Raenef and Erutis are laying claim on their slices while Chris laughs at Eclipse. Eclipse torches him, then take the ten-dollar bill I give him. I swat Raenef and Erutis away from the pizza. Raenef starts pouting. I slaps away a hand that is creeping towards the box.
"Ow." complain Shigure. "What did you do that for?"
Me: "Quiet you hack."
Shigure: "Eclipse! She's being mean!"
Eclipse: "You're to old to be tattling Shigure."
Raenef: "Yeah! That's pathetic!"
I push them all out the door so that I can eat in peace. I sit down and start to enjoy a slice of pizza, when the doorbell rings. This time it's Darres and Illsaide.
"Sorry boys. You can't have my pizza. Goodbye."
They both mutter darkly and leave.
Now I can enjoy my pizza!
'Dum dum dumdum'
Not again.
Tee! Illisaide and Darres are from Vampire Game. I didn't know they were going to come in. You don't need to review 'cause I know this was weird. Oh, and the dialogue was based on a part in the 2nd Fruits Basket.