7 Seconds
On Average, Men think about sex every seven seconds.
"False. Incredibly false."
Sherlock believed he could see behind the flaws of this website's research. Men don't think about sex THAT much do they? Impossible.
"John?"
"Yes Sherlock?"
"Question…how often do you think about sex?"
"W-what? What kind of question is that?"
"It's a question. Just answer it."
John walked into the room raising an eyebrow at Sherlock.
"I don't think about sex much at all lately, I live with you! Sometimes I do when I'm with a woman but….."
"Interesting…."
Sherlock turned away from the laptop to see John in his bathrobe and his hair all wet.
1…..2…..3…..
"Way to interrupt my shower."
4….5….
"Yeah I'm sorr-"
6….7….
Suddenly John grabbed the top of his bathroom and pulled it down over his shoulder. His voice sounded, provocative.
"I'm just soaking wet, I don't know what to do…."
"U-uh…John I-"
Sherlock shook his head to snap himself out of this. John tilted his head; his bathrobe was back in its, normal place.
"Yes? What did you want to say?"
"Oh, …nothing, go dry off."
"Um….okay, I will."
John went to dry off and change into some day clothes while Sherlock searched the interwebs. John ventured into the kitchen.
"That was….a strange occurrence. But I'm sure of it. Men do not think about sex that often."
1….2….3…..
John called from the other room.
"Sherlock? Do you want me to make you breakfast?"
"No. I'm fine."
4…5….
"Are you sure?"
"Just coffee. Black with two sugars."
6….7…
"If you want….."
An erotic groan came out John's mouth.
" I could give you head."
What did John just say? Was Sherlock hearing things?
"Wh-…What was that?"
John called back to him.
"I was joking Sherlock, your damn decapitated head is still in the fridge!"
Oh, this was certainly starting to concern Sherlock.
Sherlock did more research on this "7 seconds" ordeal. Maybe he was just imagining things. He never really had sexual thoughts about John until this whole idea came about. Well, maybe once or twice.
"Sherlock? Where is my cellphone?"
"Oh I, needed to see who you texted last. For….reasons."
1…..2….3…..
"Sherlock no, I need it back."
4…..5…."
"Well, you're so demanding, maybe you're not ready to reclaim it."
6…7…..
"Sherlock, stop playing around and just give it to me! Please!"
"….what?"
"Give it to me! Just give it to me now! I'm ready!"
"John….oh god John."
"Sherlock, hurry up and give it to me! It's my pho- Sherlock, what are you-?"
Sherlock had John against the wall before he could finish his sentence and stared deeply into his eyes.
"Are you doing this on purpose?"
"D-doing what?"
"….I guess not then…..this is going to be a long day…."