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What If . . .
Chapter One: If Rin Discovered Sake
InuYasha: What's up with Miroku?
Sango: He had more sake than usual.
Kagome: I tried to talk him out of it, but he just groped me, and I had to hit him over the head twelve times before I got him to leave me alone . . .
InuYasha: grrr . . .
%%%^%%% Where Miroku Is %%%^%%%
Miroku: hic you want some hic?
Rin: Rin doesn't know . . .
Shippou: hic it's hic good, really hic . . .
Rin: Okay!
Miroku: *hands Rin a big bottle*
Rin: *chuggs down whole bottle in a matter of seconds*
Sesshoumaru: Rin? Where are you? It's time to go back to the castle!
Rin: *drunkenly sways over to Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru: Rin, are you alright?
Rin: hic, yep, hic!
Jakken: I say we leave her here, and let the wolves take care of her . . .
Sesshoumaru: *whacks Jakken over the head with his sword*
Jakken: Master Sesshoumaru-!
Sesshoumaru: shove it.
Jakken: yes, master . . .
Rin: Hello, Sesshoumaru-Sama . . .hic . . .
Miroku and Shippou: *walk out of bar, drunken and swaying*
Rin: *goes and stands next to Miroku and Shippou*
Rin, Miroku, and Shippou: *sing in unison* NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL . . .HIC . . .NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF . . .HIC . . .BEER . . .
Inu-Tachi: *walk up just about the moment that Sesshoumaru is about to swack Jakken's head off*
Sesshoumaru: *stops to look at Inu-Tachi*
InuYasha: Sorry, go ahead.
Sesshoumaru: Thank you. *swacks Jakken's head off*
Kagome: Jakken's head is going . . .going . . .GONE!
Sango: Was that really necessary in front of Rin and Shippou?
Sesshoumaru and Kagome: HELL YEAH!
Rin, Shippou and Miroku: NINETY TWO BOTTLES OF . . .HIC HIC . . .BEER ON THE . . .HIC . . .WALL . . .NINETY TWO BOTTLES . . .HIC . . .OF BEEER . . .HIC HIC . . .
Sesshoumaru and Kagome: *smilez at eachother*
InuYasha: grrr . . .
Enter Kouga
Kouga: Are you ready to go, Kagome?
Kagome: *sweatdropps*
InuYasha: She doesn't want to go with you, you wimpy wolf!
Kouga: Of course she does! She's my woman!
InuYasha: No she's not!
Kouga: Yes she is!
Rin, Shippou and Miroku: EIGHTY NINE BOTTLES . . .HIC . . .OF BEER ON THE . . .HIC . . .WALL . . .EIGHTY NINE . . .HIC HIC HIC . . .BOTTLES OF . . .HIC . . .HIC . . .BEEEEEERRR . . .
Sango: *flirting with guy from village*
InuYasha: No!
Kouga: Yes!
InuYasha: No!
Kouga: Yes!
Kagome: -_-U
Sesshoumaru: Heh heh . . .
Kagome and Sesshoumaru: *flirting and eating hamburgers from McDonalds*
Kagome: Let's go . . .
Sesshoumaru: Okay . . .
Without anyone noticing, Sesshoumaru and Kagome walk away.
~*End first chapter
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What If . . .
Chapter One: If Rin Discovered Sake
InuYasha: What's up with Miroku?
Sango: He had more sake than usual.
Kagome: I tried to talk him out of it, but he just groped me, and I had to hit him over the head twelve times before I got him to leave me alone . . .
InuYasha: grrr . . .
%%%^%%% Where Miroku Is %%%^%%%
Miroku: hic you want some hic?
Rin: Rin doesn't know . . .
Shippou: hic it's hic good, really hic . . .
Rin: Okay!
Miroku: *hands Rin a big bottle*
Rin: *chuggs down whole bottle in a matter of seconds*
Sesshoumaru: Rin? Where are you? It's time to go back to the castle!
Rin: *drunkenly sways over to Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru: Rin, are you alright?
Rin: hic, yep, hic!
Jakken: I say we leave her here, and let the wolves take care of her . . .
Sesshoumaru: *whacks Jakken over the head with his sword*
Jakken: Master Sesshoumaru-!
Sesshoumaru: shove it.
Jakken: yes, master . . .
Rin: Hello, Sesshoumaru-Sama . . .hic . . .
Miroku and Shippou: *walk out of bar, drunken and swaying*
Rin: *goes and stands next to Miroku and Shippou*
Rin, Miroku, and Shippou: *sing in unison* NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL . . .HIC . . .NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF . . .HIC . . .BEER . . .
Inu-Tachi: *walk up just about the moment that Sesshoumaru is about to swack Jakken's head off*
Sesshoumaru: *stops to look at Inu-Tachi*
InuYasha: Sorry, go ahead.
Sesshoumaru: Thank you. *swacks Jakken's head off*
Kagome: Jakken's head is going . . .going . . .GONE!
Sango: Was that really necessary in front of Rin and Shippou?
Sesshoumaru and Kagome: HELL YEAH!
Rin, Shippou and Miroku: NINETY TWO BOTTLES OF . . .HIC HIC . . .BEER ON THE . . .HIC . . .WALL . . .NINETY TWO BOTTLES . . .HIC . . .OF BEEER . . .HIC HIC . . .
Sesshoumaru and Kagome: *smilez at eachother*
InuYasha: grrr . . .
Enter Kouga
Kouga: Are you ready to go, Kagome?
Kagome: *sweatdropps*
InuYasha: She doesn't want to go with you, you wimpy wolf!
Kouga: Of course she does! She's my woman!
InuYasha: No she's not!
Kouga: Yes she is!
Rin, Shippou and Miroku: EIGHTY NINE BOTTLES . . .HIC . . .OF BEER ON THE . . .HIC . . .WALL . . .EIGHTY NINE . . .HIC HIC HIC . . .BOTTLES OF . . .HIC . . .HIC . . .BEEEEEERRR . . .
Sango: *flirting with guy from village*
InuYasha: No!
Kouga: Yes!
InuYasha: No!
Kouga: Yes!
Kagome: -_-U
Sesshoumaru: Heh heh . . .
Kagome and Sesshoumaru: *flirting and eating hamburgers from McDonalds*
Kagome: Let's go . . .
Sesshoumaru: Okay . . .
Without anyone noticing, Sesshoumaru and Kagome walk away.
~*End first chapter
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