A/N; Haha, I just randomly thought about this. Since this three were the most popular among the Akatsuki and handsome, too. ^^ I loved pairing Sasori and Sakura- but since Itachi and Deidara are quite good partners, too. So, I like it. ^^

Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto. If I do, then Akatsuki won't be the enemy.

Summary; Haruno Sakura, the most beautiful kunoichi, was been tasked to Interview the most three popular in Akatsuki / Naruto Anime. Since, she was one of the Main Character of the Anime, She agree to do it. But, she doesn't know that those three had a little something to her.

ATTENTION;

Sakura- Blah Blah

Itachi- Blah Blah

Sasori- Blah Blah

Deidara- Blah Blah

That way, you would recognize who is talking. ^^ Enjoy.

"Today, we're interviewing the most popular in Akatsuki. They were the most cutest, handsome and also powerful shinobi in Naruto Anime. Please, welcome, Uchiha Itachi-san, Sasori-san and Deidara-san."

Applause.

"It's great to be a guest here. Being the main guest here, un."

"For the first time ever, I agree with you, Deidara."

"Thanks for inviting us, Haruno-san."

"It was truly an honored for the S missing nins to be a guest here. And Itachi-san, Sakura is fine."

"Okay."

"Pinky, you can ask us anything."

"I suggest to keep some personal question on your mind and don't ask that to us. I don't like people knowing my personal stuffs."

"Danna, that is what 'Interview' means. Personal stuffs aren't matter in this state. Just tell her some lies, un."

"Deidara-san, I suggest you should shut your mouths."

"Pinky is mad, un."

"Okay, let's start the show, shall we boys? Good. I'll ask some question, either personal or weird and even stupid questions. I hope you don't lie to us- since many people are reading this, understand?"

"Understood."

"Okay, here's the first question. Each of you should be given a spare time to answer. But, remember, all of you should be answering all of the question. Okay, let's start. In the episode where Sasori-san and Deidara-san kidnapped Gaara-kun, the viewers realized something weird and odd about the scene when I, Haruno Sakura, smashed the rock on your hideout. We can all see that Deidara was sitting on Gaara-kun's abdomen. Which, most of his fans, are mad. Here's the question, why are you guys torturing people, even though they are already dead?"

"First of all, I'm not there. Second of all, people whose on my way; should be torture to teach them some lesson."

"My answer is, I really didn't want people to suffer- not because I'm soft or something. Some sort of thing about them made me sick about keeping me waiting."

"My answer probably would be- they're annoying the heck out of me, un."

"That's a weird answers, you guys. However, moving on. The next question, is about ART! Tell me, if I say 'ART' what comes to your mind?"

"Simply, art is explosion. Art is a fleeting, un."

"I don't really think about Art, but what comes in my mind when I heard that; is that Art is somewhat a eyesight of the most powerful shinobi."

"Art is eternal. Lifeless and Immortal."

"Jeez, your answers are getting more and more weird. Moving on, the next question is, why Akatsuki wear those black cloak with red clouds as a design?"

"Leader is the one knows the answer for that."

"Well, yeah. I know; but what is your opinion about that? What do you think about when you heard that question?"

"Black made us evil, and we're the evil organization. Even so that the clouds remarks as our design, it's our sign that Akatsuki meant for killing people. Red meant for blood."

"I second to Sasori,un. But, let me add some stuffs. The cloak is our equipment for clothing. If we don't wear it, we don't have a clothes to wear. Since we're all S rank criminals, un."

"And, if we don't wear the cloak, we're totally exposed for any rogue ninjas around."

"Weird but make senses. Next question, what is your hobbies?"

"My hobbies were visiting traditional dangos cafe and training myself."

"My hobbies were experimenting some new clays bomb and of course combing my long hair, un."

"Cleaning my puppets and creating new powerful puppets."

"O-okay. Itachi's hobbies are quite . . opposite to Sasuke-kun."

"My dear little brother doesn't have a sweet tooth."

"I see. Moving on, who do you think are the most handsome in Akatsuki, excluding you three here?"

"I would choose myself as the first one, but you said exclude us, un. So, I'll choose Leader."

"For me, Hidan."

"I don't know. Far more than handsome, I think, Kisame had a unique appearance."

"Alright, sounds good. Among all the Kunoichi that you guys seen in the series, who do you think is the most cutest in your eyes?"

"I won't telling lies, un-"

"So you were telling lies?"

"Heck no, I meant is; I'm really an honest person, un."

"Alright, answer the question."

"For me, Pinky is the most cutest among all the kunoichis. Even though, that Hyuuga girl caught my eyes. I couldn't take my eyes away from you, Pinky, un."

"I had to agree with Deidara this time. Sakura-san is the most pretty girl that I've seen."

"Me too. I've been living like 35 years now. For all the days that I'd traveled. You, Pinky, seems caught my eyes."

"You guys, you're fluttering- wait. Heck that I would believe in those words."

"We're telling the truth. Do we look like we're not, un?"

"As the matter of fact, you guys are. Anyway, skip to that. Next question, If you guys caught all the Tailed beast. What are you going to do then?"

"Pinky doesn't believed in us, un. Obviously, starting a war against all of you pitiful shinobi, un."

"Sasuke is heading out to kill me. Precisely, I'll just have to face him and settle things with him."

"I don't know. Simply kill all the people?"

"I must say, Sasori-san, you should head to Suna and be their captive. However, why starting a war?"

"Most of the people were against us. We're a rogue ninjas and they thought of us as a killing machines. If people wants a fight, then we're making them their death wish."

"I agree with Itachi, since this Anime were far more interesting than any Anime. Things are complicated. Example, that One Piece, they got a guts to fight."

"Why are we talking about Anime, Sasori-kun? Anyhow, Deidara, aren't you giving any answer for that?"

"My answer would be, to show all of the people who disagree my art, is far more great than Sasori no Danna's art, un!"

"Shut up, brat. My art is far more greater than yours."

"Danna, art suppose to mean 'Explosions' things like that."

"Art suppose to be 'Everlasting', things that explode, aren't art."

"STOP ARGUING. YOU TWO!?"

"O-okay."

"Next question, this is for Deidara and Itachi, why do you guys had long hairs? Is that cool for a guy?"

"I'm lazy to get a hair cut."

"Bluntly, I loved my hair that long. It makes me look so handsome and-"

"and gay."

"And gay . . Heck no! Danna, un!"

"Okay, let's end this for now. Let's take a short break, okay?!"

"Un!"

"Hn."

"Okay."

"Well, then. Viewers, stay tuned to our part two! Goodbye!"

A/N; Done! ^^ I'll continue this for like 3 chapters or so, if it gets exciting and enjoyable ^^ Hope that settles things here. Sorry for the few mistakes!

Reviews are appreciated. And Sakura isn't a useless bitch. T^T Stop saying any hateful words about her, please?

TBC!