~*~ One of my most favorite stories ever written is Freaky Friday, and I
just thought I'd try to write a story about when Ron and Percy switched
lives. Well, here it goes! ~*~
Disclaimer: I own not Harry Potter nor the idea of Freaky Friday.
Freaky Friday
By Timber Wolf10
The entire Weasley family was home for the weekend. All were bored out of their wits, and had nothing to do. Percy didn't even have any work. Fred and George were fiddling with a muggle video camera. Bill eyed it curiously.
"Where did you get that thing?" he asked.
"Colin said that if we made Harry pose for him, he'd give us something," Fred responded, looking through the lens.
"And so he gave you a camera. Do you even know how to work it?" Ginny questioned, also eyeing it curiously.
"Of course. We already made a mooie."
"That's movie, George," Ron corrected.
"You've been around Hermione too much."
"Shut up."
"A movie, eh? Well, let's see it," Charlie advised. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Alright, alright." Fred raised his voice, "Dad! Where's the fellyvision?"
"Television, Fred. Really, you should've taken Muggle Studies," Ron added.
"Here's the television. What d'you need it for?" Mr. Weasley came in holding a large TV.
"Fred and George are going to show us a movie they made," Ginny answered.
"Really? Molly! Get some popcorn, we're going to watch a movie!"
A couple minutes later, Mrs. Weasley came in with a large bowl full of popcorn. Then she asked, "What's it about?"
A large smile spread across Fred's face. "D'you remember when Ron and Percy switched lives?" There was whisper of excitement all over the room. Ron and Percy turned scarlet around the ears and sunk into their seats. George chuckled and placed the cassette in the VCR.
~*~ Movie Starts with Previews ~*~
Preview #1: There is a large, messy kitchen in the dark.
"Seven children live in this household, and only one man can take care of them."
Gilderoy Lockhart turns on the light and screams at the mess.
".and it's not him." Lockhart turns off the light
"Coming soon to video."
"Things are getting really weird around here," says Ginny.
"Number one comedy of the year!"
Everyone is eating dinner at the table. Pig flies into some pasta and sprays food everywhere.
"Someone catch that stupid bird!" Ron yells to no one in particular.
"Two Thumbs Up!"
Lockhart is chasing Pig around the house with a butterfly net.
"Cheaper by the Dozen."
Lockhart does this evil laugh.
"On video August 28."
Preview #2: "Now on video."
Ron is sitting on a bench reading a newspaper. Wizarding Police run along behind him. When they pass, Ron gets up and runs in the opposite direction.
"Four stars, Amazing!"
Ron runs across an airport being chased by the Wizarding Police. He runs into a crowd of people and goes up and escalator. He pokes his head out of the crowd and yells to the police, "Catch me if you can!"
"Catch Me If You Can."
Preview #3: "Coming soon to video."
"Hey! Are we going to Aspen or not?" Fred calls to his twin.
"Funniest movie in ages!"
A person is standing on the side of the road waiting.
Fred and George pull up in a van covered in shaggy carpet and looks like a dog.
"We normally don't pick up hitch-hikers, but I'll go with instinct this time," George says to the person. "Get in!"
"Absolutely Spiffing!"
"Can we listen to the radio?" says the hitch-hiker.
"Who needs a radio?" Says George. "Ready, Fred?"
"Ready."
"Mock."
"Yeah."
"Ing."
"Yeah."
"Bird."
"Yeah."
"Dumb and Dumber."
"Mock-Ing Bird!"
"Yeah!"
"On video September 9."
"And now our feature presentation."
~*~ Well, how was that? Funny? Stupid? Good? Bad? Please review! I'll update ASAP. If you like the previews, I'll make separate stories for each of them. I personally think writing "Cheaper By the Dozen" with Gilderoy Lockhart would be fun to write. Well, PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~*~
Disclaimer: I own not Harry Potter nor the idea of Freaky Friday.
Freaky Friday
By Timber Wolf10
The entire Weasley family was home for the weekend. All were bored out of their wits, and had nothing to do. Percy didn't even have any work. Fred and George were fiddling with a muggle video camera. Bill eyed it curiously.
"Where did you get that thing?" he asked.
"Colin said that if we made Harry pose for him, he'd give us something," Fred responded, looking through the lens.
"And so he gave you a camera. Do you even know how to work it?" Ginny questioned, also eyeing it curiously.
"Of course. We already made a mooie."
"That's movie, George," Ron corrected.
"You've been around Hermione too much."
"Shut up."
"A movie, eh? Well, let's see it," Charlie advised. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Alright, alright." Fred raised his voice, "Dad! Where's the fellyvision?"
"Television, Fred. Really, you should've taken Muggle Studies," Ron added.
"Here's the television. What d'you need it for?" Mr. Weasley came in holding a large TV.
"Fred and George are going to show us a movie they made," Ginny answered.
"Really? Molly! Get some popcorn, we're going to watch a movie!"
A couple minutes later, Mrs. Weasley came in with a large bowl full of popcorn. Then she asked, "What's it about?"
A large smile spread across Fred's face. "D'you remember when Ron and Percy switched lives?" There was whisper of excitement all over the room. Ron and Percy turned scarlet around the ears and sunk into their seats. George chuckled and placed the cassette in the VCR.
~*~ Movie Starts with Previews ~*~
Preview #1: There is a large, messy kitchen in the dark.
"Seven children live in this household, and only one man can take care of them."
Gilderoy Lockhart turns on the light and screams at the mess.
".and it's not him." Lockhart turns off the light
"Coming soon to video."
"Things are getting really weird around here," says Ginny.
"Number one comedy of the year!"
Everyone is eating dinner at the table. Pig flies into some pasta and sprays food everywhere.
"Someone catch that stupid bird!" Ron yells to no one in particular.
"Two Thumbs Up!"
Lockhart is chasing Pig around the house with a butterfly net.
"Cheaper by the Dozen."
Lockhart does this evil laugh.
"On video August 28."
Preview #2: "Now on video."
Ron is sitting on a bench reading a newspaper. Wizarding Police run along behind him. When they pass, Ron gets up and runs in the opposite direction.
"Four stars, Amazing!"
Ron runs across an airport being chased by the Wizarding Police. He runs into a crowd of people and goes up and escalator. He pokes his head out of the crowd and yells to the police, "Catch me if you can!"
"Catch Me If You Can."
Preview #3: "Coming soon to video."
"Hey! Are we going to Aspen or not?" Fred calls to his twin.
"Funniest movie in ages!"
A person is standing on the side of the road waiting.
Fred and George pull up in a van covered in shaggy carpet and looks like a dog.
"We normally don't pick up hitch-hikers, but I'll go with instinct this time," George says to the person. "Get in!"
"Absolutely Spiffing!"
"Can we listen to the radio?" says the hitch-hiker.
"Who needs a radio?" Says George. "Ready, Fred?"
"Ready."
"Mock."
"Yeah."
"Ing."
"Yeah."
"Bird."
"Yeah."
"Dumb and Dumber."
"Mock-Ing Bird!"
"Yeah!"
"On video September 9."
"And now our feature presentation."
~*~ Well, how was that? Funny? Stupid? Good? Bad? Please review! I'll update ASAP. If you like the previews, I'll make separate stories for each of them. I personally think writing "Cheaper By the Dozen" with Gilderoy Lockhart would be fun to write. Well, PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~*~