Here we go, Big Hero 6 meets Miraculous meets The Loud House! So, if you aren't already familiar with my Big Hero Miraculous series, it's definitely worth checking out. So far there are three full-length stories, a series of one-shots, and the backstory of my OC, Avery Bourgeois. (She's Chloe's identical twin sister) So, here's the official cast!
Lincoln: Marinette
Lori: Chloe
Leni: Fred
Luna: Nino
Luan: Honey Lemon
Lynn: Gogo
Lucy: Juleka
Lana: Avery
Lola: Katrina (she's a minor OC in the BHM series, she's one of Avery's friends)
Lisa: Hiro
Lily: Rose
Clyde: Alya
Bobby: Tadashi
Ronnie-Ann: Adrien
I'll be doing a couple of episodes, probably two or three, depending on how this story goes. I figured, why not start at the beginning? So, first up is "Left in the Dark." Enjoy!
Opening
Marinette:
Crashing through the crowded halls, dodging kids like ping pong balls, just to reach the bathroom on time!
All:
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Marinette:
Leaping over laundry piles, diapers you can smell for miles, girl's gotta do what she can to survive!
All:
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Marinette:
Duck, dodge, push, and shove! It's how we show our love!
All:
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Boys:
Three boys!
Girls:
Eight girls!
All:
Wouldn't trade it for the world! Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
Marinette:
Me time, a little room to breathe time, a little peace and quiet I've never had. At least I'm never lonely, we're never lacking for a sports team, maybe this crazy's not that bad!
All:
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Marinette:
Duck, dodge, push, and shove! This is how we show our love!
All:
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Marinette:
Gotta love Mom and Dad, for not going completely mad!
All:
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Boys:
Three boys!
Girls:
Eight girls!
All:
Wouldn't trade it for the world! Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
A commercial for the new ARGGH episode is shown.
Hunter Spector: Do you believe in ghosts? Join me, Hunter Spector, spectre hunter, leader of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters, or, ARGGH! As I descend into the scariest place in any home, the basement! Sunday night at 8 PM! Don't miss it, or you'll be left in the dark! ARGGH!
The scene changes to Marinette in her room, marking her calendar.
Marinette: It's finally here! The live season finale of the greatest. Show. Ever! (to the audience) All right, I know what you're probably saying to yourself. "Marinette, with ten siblings, there's no way you're going to get to watch your favorite show." And, you'd be right. Every Sunday at 8, it's the same thing.
Flashback of the Loud kids fighting over the remote.
Marinette: But tonight, I have a plan. (pulls out walkie-talkie) Cadet Marinette calling Cadet Alya, do you read me?
Alya: This is Cadet Alya, I read you loud and clear! I'm so excited, we finally get to watch ARGGH together! And by together, I mean you at your house, and me at mine, right?
Marinette: (to the audience) For such a landmark event, we decided that it'd be best for us to watch it separately. Alya's got a huge crush on my sister, Chloe. It gets awkward.
Alya: (looking at a picture of Chloe) Hubba hubba.
Marinette: Alya? Alya? Do you read me?
Alya: Uh, you better hurry, Marinette, it's almost 8:00!
Marinette: It's time to put Operation Distract My Siblings So That I Can Get to the TV First and Watch the Special Live Season Finale of ARGGH and Think of a Shorter Name For This Operation, into action!
Marinette exits her room. Katrina and Avery march out of their room together.
Katrina and Avery: Cartoons! Cartoons! Cartoons! Cartoons!
Marinette: Did someone say tea party? (pulls out a tea pot and a box of cookies)
Katrina: Eeeee! Thank you, Marinette! (takes the tea and cookies into her room)
Avery: Hey, I don't wanna be part of some dumb old tea party, I wanna watch TV!
Marinette: Not even if... (pulls out frogs) these guys are invited?
Avery: Eeeee! Thanks, Marinette! (takes the frogs back into her room)
Honey Lemon is on her way downstairs.
Marinette: Hey, Honey Lemon!
Honey Lemon: I was just heading downstairs to watch TV.
Marinette: You might want to grab your video camera instead. The twins are at it again.
Katrina and Avery are fighting over the tea party.
Honey Lemon: This is totally gonna go viral! Thanks, Mari!
Marinette runs to Hiro's door.
Marinette: Hey, Hiro. I saved you a trip downstairs and got the stuff you needed.
Hiro: The lactose, triticum protein, sodium chloride crystals, sucrose, and galus galus ovum?
Marinette: Uh, you mean milk, flour, salt, sugar, and eggs? (pulls out ingredients)
Hiro: You say tomato, I say solanum lycopersicum. Thank you. (takes ingredients)
Gogo: Yeah! Two minutes to game time! Whoo!
Marinette: Hey, Gogo, check it out! (holds out a football that starts to float) I filled it with helium for the extreme player who demands more.
Gogo: I demand more!
Fred starts walking in their direction.
Marinette: Uh, go long! (throws the football into Gogo's room)
Gogo: (trying to get the ball) Get over here, you!
Marinette: Oh my gosh, Fred!
Fred: What, is there a spider on me!? (rubs head frantically) Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off!
Marinette: Worse. There's a zit on the end of your nose.
Fred: (runs away) I'm a hideous monster!
Nino: (bursts out of room) Hey, sis! TV tonight is gonna be ROCKIN'! (strums electric guitar) Yeah!
Marinette: Or, you can have your very own flashlight rock show in your bedroom. (holds out a flashlight with multicolored spinning strobe lights)
Nino: (takes flashlight) That is sweet! Thanks, Mari!
Chloe: Has anyone seen my phone? I need to live-tweet my show!
Marinette: Hey, Chloe! Hey, Chloe, I found your phone! (holds out phone)
Chloe: Give me that! (snatches, the phone rings) How many times do I have to tell you to keep your hands off my stuff!?
Marinette: 5, 4, 3, 2...
Chloe: (answers) Hello? Oh, hi Dashi! Ha ha, no, I didn't text you to call me, but I'm glad you did! (to Marinette) Thanks for nothing, twerp. (slams bedroom door)
Marinette sees Rose sleeping. She picks her up and lays her in a fruit basket, then kisses her forehead.
Marinette: (whispering) And that makes 10. (slides down the railing and jumps onto the floor, to the audience) Like I said, I might not be the fastest, and I might not be the strongest, but to get all of my siblings out of the way, it pays to have a plan.
Juleka: (sitting on the couch) You forgot me.
Marinette: Ahh! (falls over, to herself) Juleka! I always forget about Juleka!
Juleka: Story of my life.
Marinette: What are you doing here?
Juleka: It's the season premiere of my favorite show, "Vampires of Melancholia."
Marinette: This is the episode of ARGGH that everyone is going to be talking about at school tomorrow! Please let me watch it? Pretty please with a black cherry on top?
Juleka: I'm sorry, Marinette, but you know the rule. I was here (in slow motion) first.
Marinette: NOOOOOO! (grabs remote and licks it) Ha!
Juleka: (holds up another remote) That's the old remote that Rose threw into the toilet.
Marinette gags, spits, and rubs her tongue, disgusted.
Juleka: Sorry, Marinette, I can't miss my vampires. Edwin is so cold and tormented and mysterious. Sigh. If only he wasn't from another century.
Marinette: (getting an idea) Another century! That's ok, Juleka. You watch your show on the big color TV. I'll just go watch my show on Dad's crummy old black-and-white TV.
Juleka: Black and white are my favorite colors.
Marinette: Yeah, it'll make watching my show a little more spooky!
Juleka: Spooky is also my favorite color.
Marinette: Well, enjoy your vampires.
Juleka: Wait! I'll take the old TV.
Juleka is sitting on her bed, Marinette enters, struggling to carry the TV.
Marinette: How can only two colors be so heavy? (puts the TV on the bed, picks up extension cord) Now to plug it... (sees the bent plug) in. So you can be happy, or sad, or, whatever that emotion is. And I won't be left in the dark. (plugs in TV, the power goes out) Dang it.
The Loud kids gather in the hallway, all talking at once.
Chloe: All right! All right! Everybody just calm down!
Fred: Guys! I can't see anything! I think I've gone blind!
Chloe: No, you didn't go blind. What the heck happened?
Marinette: I was just plugging in the old TV for Juleka and it must've made the lights go out.
Chloe: Of course it was your fault, Marinette.
All of the other Loud siblings complain.
Marinette: What? All I did was plug in some dumb old TV!
Honey Lemon: Hey! I know why the lights went out! 'Cause they like each other! (laughs)
All except Honey Lemon groan.
Honey Lemon: Get it? Get it?
Hiro: That one was so good it deserves a cookie. (gives her a cookie)
Honey Lemon: Oh, thanks. (eats) So anyway, what did one light bulb say to the other? (her entire body glows green)
All: (gasp)
Marinette: You're glowing.
Honey Lemon: Oh, I already told you that one?
Nino: No dude. You are glowing.
Honey Lemon: (looking at herself) Hey, wow!
Chloe: Everyone back away from Honey Lemon.
They all take a step back.
Chloe: Hiro, Mom and Dad said you're not allowed to use your siblings as experimental guinea pigs anymore!
Fred: Yeah! Not after what you did to me!
Flashback of Hiro experimenting on Fred, resulting in his face swelling up and getting covered in blemishes
Fred: My face feels funny.
End of flashback.
Hiro: Classic. All I did was infuse the bioluminescent DNA of the Aequorea victoria jellyfish into a cookie. I call them Gloweos. Besides, now we can see.
Chloe: Ok. Everyone huddle around Honey Lemon.
They all move towards Honey Lemon.
Honey Lemon: I always knew I was the light of your life! (giggles)
All: (sigh)
Marinette: Ok. So, how about we get that power back on?
Chloe: Hey, when Mom and Dad are out, I'm in charge. So first, we need to get a head count to make sure we're all here.
Marinette: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, and me, that's 11. Yep, that's all of us. We're all here and accounted for.
Juleka: (standing in her bedroom doorway) You forgot me.
Marinette screams and falls over.
Marinette: Can I go flip the circuit breaker and get the lights back on before Juleka gives me a heart attack?
Chloe: Again, in charge. I'll do it. Where is this circuit breaker thingy?
Marinette: In the basement.
Chloe stands at the edge of the basement steps, her siblings behind her.
Chloe: (nervously) Why am I the one who has to do this?
All: (angrily) Because you're in charge!
Chloe: All right, all right! Come on, Honey Lemon. Light the way.
Honey Lemon: That's the brightest idea you've had all day! (giggles)
As Chloe pulls Honey Lemon out of the crowd, the effects of the Gloweo wear off. All gasp.
Honey Lemon: Oooh. I thought I was staying in tonight, but I guess I'm going out! (giggles)
All: (sigh)
Chloe: Hiro, give her another one of those cookies. We won't tell.
Hiro: Negative. That was the only one. Prototype.
Chloe: (annoyed) Just great.
Something in the basement creaks.
Chloe: (gasp) There's something in the basement! I'm not going down there!
Gogo: Ooh! You're scared of the dark!
Chloe: I am not. You're the one who's scared.
Gogo: I'm not afraid of anything.
Juleka: Boo.
Gogo: AAH!
The Loud siblings all start to argue with each other, except for Katrina and Avery, who start trembling.
Katrina and Avery: THERE'S A GHOST IN THE BASEMENT! (crying hysterically with fear)
Marinette: Guys! I'm running out of time! It's really important that I...I...I... (sigh) fix this. OKAY QUIET!
Silence.
Marinette: (bends down on her knees with open arms) Come here, you two. It's ok. There's nothing to be afraid of. (hugs the twins) Your big sister will protect you. In fact... (stands up) I will protect all of you! For I am Cadet Marinette! Highly trained student of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters! Or... ARGGH! (puts on night vision goggles and pulls out walkie-talkie) Cadet Alya, this is Cadet Marinette. Forget the plan. I'm going to need backup.
Alya enters.
Alya: Cadet Alya, reporting for duty. (notices Chloe) Chl-Chl-Chl-Chloe? (acting like a robot) RED ALERT. RED ALERT. DOES NOT COMPUTE. CIRCUIT OVERLOAD. MUST ABORT MISSION. (exits)
Marinette: (to the audience) I told you it gets awkward. (stands at the edge of the basement steps) I will now descend into the scariest place in the house: the basement. But fear not, with my official ARGGH branded night vision goggles, I can see in the dark. (takes one step and slips down the stairs)
Chloe: Marinette! Are you ok?
Marinette: The bad news is, my goggles are just a toy, and do not really see in the dark. The good news is, they cushioned my face from the hard basement floor.
Honey Lemon: (holds up camera) Hey! I think my video camera has a night vision setting.
Marinette: (runs back up the stairs) Sweet! (takes it, sets it to night vision) It's just like the cameras they use on ARGGH! I'm going in...
Chloe: (nervously) Wait! You're not leaving us up here all alone, are you? I mean, we couldn't possibly let you go down there all alone. We should all go down together. As a group. (grins awkwardly)
Marinette: Very well. I'll lead the way.
In the basement.
Marinette: You may want to stay close. There's no telling what could be lurking down here in the dark.
Honey Lemon: There's nothing funny about this situation. Although, I do like dark humor.
Fred: Is someone touching my hand!?
Gogo: (through her teeth) You're touching your own hand.
Chloe: I hate basements.
A moaning sound is heard.
Chloe: (gasp) What's that moaning!?
All: (gasp)
Marinette: Don't freak out. (points the camera at a ceiling pipe) It's just the pipe setting.
A scratching sound is heard.
Fred: What's that scratching!?
All: (gasp)
Marinette: Don't be scared. (points the camera at Plagg and his scratching post) It's just Plagg the Cat.
Gogo: (plugs nose) What is that smell!?
All: (gasp)
Marinette: (points the camera at Nino, who's carrying Rose and looking at his baby sister disgusted, and Marinette is too) It's just Rose with a full diaper.
Rose: Poo-poo!
Marinette: See guys? I told you. There's nothing to worry about.
Another strange noise is heard.
Chloe: What is it!?
Marinette turns to see a gigantic lumpy creature with glowing, beady, red eyes.
?: Marinette...MARINETTE...
Marinette: IT'S THE GHOST AND IT KNOWS MY NAME!
They all start running around the basement screaming.
Marinette: (bravely) I'LL SAVE YOU! (tackles the ghost)
The lights turn back on, and Marinette is attacking a basket of laundry. Chloe is standing by the circuit breaker, which she found and used to turn the electricity back on.
Chloe: Cool it, Marinette. It's not a ghost. It's just our laundry.
Marinette steps away from the laundry. Her walkie-talkie is on the floor with the clothes, revealing where the sound and "glowing eyes" came from.
Alya: (on the other end) Marinette! Marinette! Do you read me?
Marinette: (picks up) Alya?
Alya: I was just calling to say sorry for not being such a good ARGGH cadet. And... is your sister ready to date young girls?
Chloe: Never gonna happen!
Alya: Was that your sister!? (acts like a robot) RED ALERT. RED ALERT. OVERLOAD. OVERLOAD.
Fred: (eyes closed) Guys! I still can't see!
Hiro: Open your eyes.
Fred: (opens eyes) It's a miracle!
Chloe: First one to the TV is couch commando.
Marinette: I can still get there first!
In slow motion, Marinette races past all of her siblings upstairs, sits on the couch, grabs the remote, and turns on the TV.
Hunter Spector: WOW! That was by far the best episode of ARGGH ever! I'd hate to be you if you missed it!
Marinette: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (quietly) I can't believe I missed my show.
Chloe: (hands Marinette a box of popcorn) Sorry you missed your show, Marinette.
Honey Lemon: But you just lived it. Check it out! (plugs her camera into the TV)
Marinette: (on the TV) IT'S A GHOST AND IT KNOWS MY NAME!
They all start running around the basement screaming. The Loud siblings all sit on the couch and watch their adventure and laugh.
Marinette: (to the audience) You know, I may have missed my show. But sometimes, it's not about being there first. It's about being there together. All of us.
Juleka: (standing next to the couch) You forgot me.
All: AAAHH!
There we go! Wow, this is really tiresome. I hope you all like it, since this is kinda tough to write!