INTERNET DIARY! PLEASE KEEP OUT!
I thought I told you to keep out
You're still reading
Stop reading
Come on
STOP
Well since you are still reading I guess I should introduce myself. My
name is Hermione Ann Granger and I do not believe in love. And I am a witch. No I do not have a green nose and warts but sometimes I wish I did.
Then maybe somebody would notice me. My best friends Harry and Ron are great. We laugh together and talk but sometimes I wish that I had never found out about Ron's crush on me in 5th year. For the past year I have been insanely trying to not lead him on but somehow he still thinks there is hope. Ha! I know that that's mean but really, he is so Lavender's man. See everyone in our little clique has a guy who is off limits to everyone
else (a girl needs friends of the same gender right?). If you disobey
those rules then you are out of the clique. Simple as that. Well way wrong. See Pavati has her eye on Harry, Lavender Ron, and Ginny, I can't believe I am typing this name. I promised myself that this person would never take up space in this diary but I guess I have to. I could always go back and erase it but then that would take a lot of time. Oh well I might as well type it in. Ginny likes Draco Malfoy. Yes the spawn of Satan. How I still have to figure out. I mean really was she abducted by pod people or on crack or maybe she belongs in St. Mungos. I really do have to figure out what is wrong with the girl. If she was abducted by pod people, she
would not agree to sleepovers or still be getting bad grades on her O.W.L.S. I think we can rule out being on crack too because I know Ginny is a smart, kind person who would at least share with her best friend. So it must be the third option. I am going to have to write St. Mungos and request a restraining order or at least that they keep all residents safely behind bars where they can not ask their friends to do deluded things for
them and I quote, "In the name of love." Really! As if love really exists. I have never found anyone in true love except for Romeo and Juliet
and as far as I'm concerned if that isn't proof I don't know what is.. Just look at the prime example of Romeo and Juliet. I mean they both died. If love makes you do crazy things like that then I want no part in it. So anyway the deluded crazy thing that Ginny made me do today was ask Draco Malfoy if he needed help in Charms. He really did look pathetic today when he couldn't get that flying book charm but still. I really don't get how my tutoring Draco Malfoy is going to help him realize that he is "madly" and "phycoticly" in love with Ginny Weasely. She says that is the perfect way for him to see how great she is and blah blah blah. So I agree to do the stupid task and tutor Draco Malfoy even though he spits down my throat and says no. I am so stupid! Proffesor Flitwick said it was an excellent way
to learn so he says we meet every other day in the charms classroom to practice what he taught us. So according to Ginny this is the perfect plan
Too bad that most great plans go horribley wrong.
So what do you think? Thoughts, comment, flames? Tell me in a review. The real chapter is coming but that was just a heads up to tell you what this story is about. BTW Draco has a diary too so we will definitely get his
point of view. Hope you enjoy.
I thought I told you to keep out
You're still reading
Stop reading
Come on
STOP
Well since you are still reading I guess I should introduce myself. My
name is Hermione Ann Granger and I do not believe in love. And I am a witch. No I do not have a green nose and warts but sometimes I wish I did.
Then maybe somebody would notice me. My best friends Harry and Ron are great. We laugh together and talk but sometimes I wish that I had never found out about Ron's crush on me in 5th year. For the past year I have been insanely trying to not lead him on but somehow he still thinks there is hope. Ha! I know that that's mean but really, he is so Lavender's man. See everyone in our little clique has a guy who is off limits to everyone
else (a girl needs friends of the same gender right?). If you disobey
those rules then you are out of the clique. Simple as that. Well way wrong. See Pavati has her eye on Harry, Lavender Ron, and Ginny, I can't believe I am typing this name. I promised myself that this person would never take up space in this diary but I guess I have to. I could always go back and erase it but then that would take a lot of time. Oh well I might as well type it in. Ginny likes Draco Malfoy. Yes the spawn of Satan. How I still have to figure out. I mean really was she abducted by pod people or on crack or maybe she belongs in St. Mungos. I really do have to figure out what is wrong with the girl. If she was abducted by pod people, she
would not agree to sleepovers or still be getting bad grades on her O.W.L.S. I think we can rule out being on crack too because I know Ginny is a smart, kind person who would at least share with her best friend. So it must be the third option. I am going to have to write St. Mungos and request a restraining order or at least that they keep all residents safely behind bars where they can not ask their friends to do deluded things for
them and I quote, "In the name of love." Really! As if love really exists. I have never found anyone in true love except for Romeo and Juliet
and as far as I'm concerned if that isn't proof I don't know what is.. Just look at the prime example of Romeo and Juliet. I mean they both died. If love makes you do crazy things like that then I want no part in it. So anyway the deluded crazy thing that Ginny made me do today was ask Draco Malfoy if he needed help in Charms. He really did look pathetic today when he couldn't get that flying book charm but still. I really don't get how my tutoring Draco Malfoy is going to help him realize that he is "madly" and "phycoticly" in love with Ginny Weasely. She says that is the perfect way for him to see how great she is and blah blah blah. So I agree to do the stupid task and tutor Draco Malfoy even though he spits down my throat and says no. I am so stupid! Proffesor Flitwick said it was an excellent way
to learn so he says we meet every other day in the charms classroom to practice what he taught us. So according to Ginny this is the perfect plan
Too bad that most great plans go horribley wrong.
So what do you think? Thoughts, comment, flames? Tell me in a review. The real chapter is coming but that was just a heads up to tell you what this story is about. BTW Draco has a diary too so we will definitely get his
point of view. Hope you enjoy.