Hi readers. Before you start reading, I would just like to acknowledge that this fanfic is written by GambomasterXD and aQuA rHaPsOdY. It is very insane and random so only read it if you feel humorous and not very effected by critical descriptions to characters.

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN CRITICAL DESCRIPTIONS AND DEFINITE OOC-ness, READ…IF YOU DARE.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Cough.

Sorry. --;;

KEYS:

"..." saying

'...' thinking

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italic text- written by aQuA rHaPsOdY

One day, a blonde girl with a squeaky laugh who had a mega-gelled fringe and was wrapped in bandages walked down the streets of konoha.

She bumped into a pupil-less freak and shrieked, "Yo branch-boy! How dare you bump into me like that!"

The pupil-ess freak dropped onto his knees and cried out loud: " PLZ! I just broke up with my girlfriend. 55555

The girl shouted in triumph. "AH-HA! I knew it! You are dating Thick-Brow behind Thicker-Brow's back!"

"Yes, yes. Today I proposed to Lee and he rejected me. He told me that he only liked me because I have a hot body. 55555" Neji sobbed.

"I see, so why did you cheat on Thicker-Brow in the first place?"

"Oh, Lee-kun's brows are movable, his eyes are like melted cockroaches and his hair is like a shiny, ripe watermelon that reflects like the silk made by a baby cocoon. His ivory teeth is so very much kissable, and all of that, Gai-senei hasn't got."

Ino was disgusted.

Indeed disgusted.

"That is...nice." she said with much courage.

"You know, you have got a really weird fringe." Neji stated simply.

A simple statement that made Ino flare.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY! HOW ARE YOU TEASE MY SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUSLY MEGA-GELLED FRINGE! I AM GONNA STRANGLE YOU, BURN YOU, SHRED YOU TO PIECES AND KILL YOU, YOU MORONIC EGOISTIC PUPIL-LESS WHITE EYED BASTARD!" With that, she charged at Neji with all her might.

Neji blushed at the sight of Ino running towards him. He opened his arms and hugged her as she came into them.

"Did you know that I love yout lovely fringe? I dreamt of kissing it night and day."

Neji looked at Ino lovingly, but Ino did not return the love.

She blinked.

Once.

Twice.

Thrice.

"You damned pervert! How are you just hug me like that!"

Then she did a Sakura and sent him zooming from Konoha to Antarctica.

She thought she had gotten rid of Neji but he came running back with much love in his eyes.

"Even though you have rejected me, my youthful confidence will give me new strength to keep on loving you!"

Ino was so touched by his sincerity and the familiarity of that phrase, she ran towards him for a big slushy kiss.

But then, two green blobs appeared in front.

"No one takes our youthful Neji-kun. YOSH!" They stood their ground defiantly.

Then they turned towards each other.

"Lee..."

"Gai-sensei..."

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

The saffron sun rose and sapphire waves clashed in the back.

"Even though Neji-kun loves Ino-piggy, we shall win him back with our youthfulness and he shall once again feel the burning sensation of youth!"

"Yosh!"

A guy with sleek white hair appeared...

"Gai!"

"Ka...Ka..."

"Gai-kun! Don't you remember me?"

"You are..."

"Oh so you do."

"You are someone very familiar, but who...?"

"Don't you remember? I am your eternal lover!" Kakashi screamed in his sweetest girly voice. "Did you forget me?"

"Of course not! My youthful memories keep you in my youthful mind."

They stepped closer to each other.

"Kaka-kun..."

"Gai-kun..."

"Kaka-kun!"

"Gai-kun!"

"KAKA-KUN!"

"GAI-KUN!"

They hugged and cried passionately while the sun rose once again and he waves clashed for the second time.

"Err...you just keep...on your...engaging...activities...Gai-ku- I mean sensei." Neji said. " I will just go away with my darling Ino-pi- I mean sweetie honey sugar pie with puffy cream and a cherry on top."

"NEVER! Gimme a N! Gimme a E! Gimme a V! Gimme a E! Gimme a R! What's it say, NEVER! Okay!" Lee shouted. "Oh yeah, the point is, Neji-chan, just because I rejected you, it doesn't mean you belong to that piggly woman with a mega-gelled fringe. Youwill always be my twiggly, wiggly, woggly, wuggly, snuggly, uggly, huggly, swuggly, muggly, cutie little nuggly, guggly little Neji-chan!"

"HELL NO! HE IS MINE!"

That loud voice.

It did not belong to Ino.

Nor Kakashi.

Nor Gai.

Nor Lee or Neji himself.

So they turned to the origin of the voice claiming Neji.

TBC

Afterwords.

Hey everyone, this is aQuA rHaPsOdY speaking.

Do you like our story so far? If you don't, please don't flame us, or rather me since this is my account. Remember, this is only for entertainment purpose. And a truly humble apology to those who were offended when we wrote Neji as the white-eyed freak.

We don't mean to be rude and all, just for fun. And I do like Neji too! He is great!

Well, it makes me shiver when I write the word Gai-kun.

And Napolean Dynamite is really boring! I never laughed ONCE in it during the double period in which we saw it. Oh by the way, the story was modified a bit whilst I was typing it up, just thought you might like to know.

Well, next chapter will come in a week, or possibly a few days later so stay tuned!

I am also writing another fanfic, which has not been published yet, I wanted to finish the first three chapters before posting, it won't be long!

Hope you have enjoyed it and please review!