What Lisa should have said to all the kids that made fun of her. Based on "Lisa Goes Gaga"
"Lisa rocks, and so does her rock collection." Bart said with a confused face. "These are stuff truth teller said, this one says post next Friday, Bart yelled out loud, YOU'RE TRUTH TELLER!"
"Truth Teller, more like lie smeller." Kearney said.
"LIE SMELLER, LIE SMELLER!" Kids yelled.
Lisa boiled up in anger. "OH AND LIKE YOU ARE NOT LIKED BY YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS!" Everyone gasped. "YOU GUYS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DIRT AND YOU CALL ME NAMES, AND MY OWN BROTHER HAS THE NERVE TO JOIN YOU TRAINWRECKS, OH AND HEY KEARNEY, DEATH TO YOU, I HOPE YOU DIE, I MEAN YOU ARE LIKE THIRTY!"
"Words hurt more then actions!" Kearney cried. "That was one, mean and two, worse then me."
"WOW, Lisa yelled, YOU CAN COUNT TO TWO! Well I'm going to pretend guys died, and I'm the only one here. You too, Miss Hoover."
Nobody ever talked to Lisa again except Nelson, who thought Lisa was cool.