Feli: *wizzing around Lovenyami * we get to work together on a story!
Lovenyami:*Watches you* Hehe, yeah we do
Feli: and England's going to be mum!
England: *just walked in* I beg your pardon!
Lovenyami: Mummy England! *Clings to him*
England: *splutters* i demand to know what's going on here and why you two twats are calling me your mother!
Feli:*sees America* DADDY! *tackle hugs America*
America: Woah! Wha-? *Flails when you tackle hug him and falls backwards with you still hugging him* Daddy?
Feli: *grins* that's right! *hugs him again you're going to be daddy in this story and Iggy is going to be Mum! and you'll teach us how to catch and all kinds of neat stuff!
America: *Blinks* Uhh... England's the mom, huh? *Glances over at England* ...That doesn't sound to bad, actually..
Lovenyami: And, and, England you can teach us how to be polite little ladies~ *Mutters* Just please don't teach us how to cook...
England: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MY COOKING!
Feli: OH OH and you could teach us all kinds of sword play, mum!
England: well i suppose i could...
Lovenyami: *Giggles* Yeah, yeah!
Feli: oh dad would you do the honors?
America: Right! Thank you all for reading! And I want you all to leave super awesome reviews! Reviews fit for a hero! It'd be totally cool if you did!
P England: and if ye leave a flame i'll so ye how I use flames
England was strolling along down the street, America had invited him over for lunch. It would probably be more of those artery clogging hamburgers he so loved, but it was nice to get to spend time with his former colony. England took the well-known root when suddenly he felt a small tug on his well pressed trousers. England looked down to see a little girl with long brown hair and big brown eyes smiling up at him. England smiled and crouched down to eye level with her.
"Hello sweetie, what's your name?" England asked kindly. The little girl giggled.
"You sound funny. My name's Samantha and I'm this many years old! " she said, holding up 5 little fingers.
"You're 5 years old?!" England asked, pretending to be impressed and ignoring the funny comment.
"Nooo," she said sounding indignant "I'm tree years old" she said, still holding up her five little fingers. England reached over and tucked her pinky below her thumb. Looking around he noticed no one was watching them or coming to collect her.
"Samantha, where is your mummy?" England asked, growing a bit concerned. Samantha pointed to an ally way not far from where they were standing.
"Mommy told us that we were playing hide and seek with some people and had to hide in the box where she put us until she came back to get us, but then she spilled Kool-Aid all over herself and is taking a nap now." As Samantha told England this a feeling of dread grew in the pit of his stomach. He held out his hand for Samantha's tiny one.
"Come along, love, let's go see if mummy's up yet." She put her hand in his and they walked off to the ally. When they rounded the corner what England saw confirmed his fears. Samantha's mother was lying dead in the ally. Samantha slipped her hand out of England's and ran to one of the many boxes in the ally.
"MIMI LOOK! I FOUND A FRIEND!" Samantha shouted. As she shouted England saw a sandy blond head poke out from the box.
"Samantha, who is this?" England asked not sure if this was a friend he should take home to her mother or if it was her sister.
"This is Mimi, she's my sister!" Samantha said pulling her sister out of the box.
"AWWWW, Sammy!" Mimi complained "You gave away our hiding spot!" England tried to think of a plan, if only he had the cellphone America had been telling him to buy. England decided he would take the girls to America's house and call the authorities when he got there.
"Come along girls, we're going to go see a friend of mine. I think you'll like him." England said in a care free voice, holding out a hand for each girl. They both scampered up and took a hand. He kept the girls busy asking questions that he would need to know so he could talk to the police and keeping them guessing as to who his friend was.
When he arrived at America's house he banged on the door which flew open.
"Dude, I thought you weren't coming!" then America saw Samantha and Mimi "Dude, who are they?" He asked.
"This is Samantha," England removed his hand from hers and placed it on her head "and this is Mimi." he said again, placing his hand on a small head "Do you have any paper and crayons?" asked England, glancing at the two oblivious little girls who were trying to see everything at once.
"These young ladies need something to keep them busy while we talk" America wordlessly pointed to the couch and got them drawing supplies. America then took England to his office and shut the door, his normally cheerful demeanor gone.
"Why are you coming here with two of my citizens? They're little kids dude!"
"Don't go jumping to conclusions you bloody wanker! I was on my way over when Samantha, the one with the brown hair, tugged on my trousers and started talking to me. When I asked where her mummy was she pointed to an ally and said that her mummy had told her and Mimi to hide, then spilled Kool-Aid and was taking a nap. We need to call the police and figure out what to do with those two, we can't keep them.