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Disclaimer:
Harry Potter fanficcy! About Percy! I don't own Percy =( JK Rowling does. Wonder if she'll loan him to me ;) This is my first ficcy, please be nice to me =^^=;; I think I was inspired to write this readin' a different ficcy.... an X-Men ficcy, I think. Don't know where I read it, but it involved a vibrating mouse =/
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Huh? What the?!...
by Jessie G
Percy sighed. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. Lord, this had to be the most boring job *ever*. In a slow, tired manner, he removed his glasses and put his head down on his desk.
I'm done all my work... what now? Pondered Percy. Glancing around his desk, he noticed... well, he wasn't quite sure what he noticed.
Percy immediately sat up straight, and gawked at... well, it. Upon closer inspection, it looked like a little white cow with black spots. For what it was, it was quite cute. Percy squinted. Weird.
Where did it come from? Why was it there? Who put it there? Cautously, Percy poked it with his quill. The cow toppled over onto its side. Percy squinted, wrinkling his freckled nose. That was.... uneventful. He reached out and picked up the cow. He inspected it from several different angles. Tapped it with his wand.
Nada.
More boredom ensued.
Percy unattentively squeezed the cow. A large, brown bubble emmerged from its derriere. He dropped the cow quickly.
"Who in their right mind would send me this?" Percy asked aloud to nobody. Then, he experienced a moment of insight: The Twins.
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Later on at the Burrow, that evening....
"Did you send me this at the office?"
Fred glanced up from his book to see a borderline angry Percy. In his hand was a small plastic cow.
"What is it?"
"A cow! What does it look like?" Percy tossed the cow to his brother to inspect.
"I've never seen this before in my life... what's it do?..."
"Squeeze it."
Fred squeezed the cow, and laughed as a large, brown bubble inflated. "Now there's something you don't see everyday! I wish I sent this to you, I woulda loved to've seen your face when you figured out what it does!"
"Not yours, then?" Percy asked.
Fred shook his head. "Nope." He tossed the cow back to Percy.
"Did George?"
Fred squinted a little, thinking. "I don't think so. Not his style."
"Where'd it come from, then?"
"What do I look like to you, a seer? I don't know! Lemmie know when you find out, though, I wanna figure out where they got it..."
"Here, keep it, then," said Percy, handing the cow over to his younger brother. "Her name's Daisy."
"Whaaat? You named the cow?"
"Yea, slow day at the office." With that, Percy left the room, slightly confused.
***
In her room, Ginny stuffed a small plastic cow into a box. She took out a quill, and wrote a name and address on it:
Professor Severus Snape
c/o Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizzardry
"Just wish I could be there to see the look on his face when he opens it," she sighed. "Who else can I send one to?..."
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Gawd, that was bad, I'm sorry! =^^=;; That little cow thing was something I saw at a Buck-or-Two, everybody at school has them, they're gross, they're stupid, but they're so entertaining!.....
Disclaimer:
Harry Potter fanficcy! About Percy! I don't own Percy =( JK Rowling does. Wonder if she'll loan him to me ;) This is my first ficcy, please be nice to me =^^=;; I think I was inspired to write this readin' a different ficcy.... an X-Men ficcy, I think. Don't know where I read it, but it involved a vibrating mouse =/
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Huh? What the?!...
by Jessie G
Percy sighed. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. Lord, this had to be the most boring job *ever*. In a slow, tired manner, he removed his glasses and put his head down on his desk.
I'm done all my work... what now? Pondered Percy. Glancing around his desk, he noticed... well, he wasn't quite sure what he noticed.
Percy immediately sat up straight, and gawked at... well, it. Upon closer inspection, it looked like a little white cow with black spots. For what it was, it was quite cute. Percy squinted. Weird.
Where did it come from? Why was it there? Who put it there? Cautously, Percy poked it with his quill. The cow toppled over onto its side. Percy squinted, wrinkling his freckled nose. That was.... uneventful. He reached out and picked up the cow. He inspected it from several different angles. Tapped it with his wand.
Nada.
More boredom ensued.
Percy unattentively squeezed the cow. A large, brown bubble emmerged from its derriere. He dropped the cow quickly.
"Who in their right mind would send me this?" Percy asked aloud to nobody. Then, he experienced a moment of insight: The Twins.
***
Later on at the Burrow, that evening....
"Did you send me this at the office?"
Fred glanced up from his book to see a borderline angry Percy. In his hand was a small plastic cow.
"What is it?"
"A cow! What does it look like?" Percy tossed the cow to his brother to inspect.
"I've never seen this before in my life... what's it do?..."
"Squeeze it."
Fred squeezed the cow, and laughed as a large, brown bubble inflated. "Now there's something you don't see everyday! I wish I sent this to you, I woulda loved to've seen your face when you figured out what it does!"
"Not yours, then?" Percy asked.
Fred shook his head. "Nope." He tossed the cow back to Percy.
"Did George?"
Fred squinted a little, thinking. "I don't think so. Not his style."
"Where'd it come from, then?"
"What do I look like to you, a seer? I don't know! Lemmie know when you find out, though, I wanna figure out where they got it..."
"Here, keep it, then," said Percy, handing the cow over to his younger brother. "Her name's Daisy."
"Whaaat? You named the cow?"
"Yea, slow day at the office." With that, Percy left the room, slightly confused.
***
In her room, Ginny stuffed a small plastic cow into a box. She took out a quill, and wrote a name and address on it:
Professor Severus Snape
c/o Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizzardry
"Just wish I could be there to see the look on his face when he opens it," she sighed. "Who else can I send one to?..."
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Gawd, that was bad, I'm sorry! =^^=;; That little cow thing was something I saw at a Buck-or-Two, everybody at school has them, they're gross, they're stupid, but they're so entertaining!.....