A/N
Yeah, I know what your all thinking. Oh no, it's her again with those stupid spoofs! Well, yeah you might be right there. But they're really fun to write, so I'd like to thank anyone whose reviewed, especially the people who've told me to keep going, because otherwise I would have given up on these spoofs! You know who you are, and this chapter's for you! I also want to thank anyone whose favourited or followed any of my spoofs, anyone whose favourited, followed or reviewed any of my other Skulduggery Pleasant stories, because you guys are the reason I've kept writing! :D
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Red Nose Day
"Lalalalalala! Making people's noses red! Lalalalalala! Making people's noses red!" Lilith Beam sang as she went around the Sanctuary. Everyone was asleep, thanks to the knockout gas Lilith had put in the air ventilation. Well, the knockout gas Lilith's brother had put in the ventilation system.
Lilith wandered around the sleeping sanctuary. She was a necromancer, but she was a different type that put colour into the shadows they used. They were called the I-deeots. For some unknown reason people laughed when Lilith told them that, and gave her the name idiot, which made no sense!
As Lilith walked slowly around the sanctuary, she waved her never-wilting flower (the source of her magic) and swirled shadows over everyone's nose, making sure they were red.
When she had finished the whole Sanctuary, her brother met up with her. Then people started waking up.
Valkyrie Cain awoke to a smiling face. She had blonde, wavy hair, blue eyes and pink cheeks.
"Ah!" She yelled.
"Ah!" Lilith joined in happily, not understanding the cause of Valkyries alarm.
"Who the heck are you?"
"I'm Lilith Beam," Lilith said.
"And, whose that?" Valkyrie asked, pointing towards Lilith's brother.
"Oh, that's my brother, Wally Poo," Lilith replied.
"Why?"
"Uh," Wally Poo said. "She beat me in an arm-wrestling match…"
Valkyrie hastily shadow-walked out of there, the weirdness too much to understand.
She needed the loo badly, so she shadow-walked to the Sanctuary's toilets. She went to wash her hands, and saw her face in the mirror. Well, her nose, more to the point.
"AHHHHH!" She screamed.
"AHHHHH!" Lilith joined in from beside her.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FACE?!"
"I gave you a big, red, round nose, silly!"
"Why?"
"Because its Red Nose Day, duh!"
"Lilith..."
"Yeah."
"It's Red Nose Day tomorrow…"
"Oh, I see… Well, uh, bye!" And with that she shadow-walked away.