Proununciations:

Diddyasha: did-E-yasha

Chapter one:

Pimp Master Sesshomaru and Diddyasha

The final battle agianst Sesshomaru had begun. Inuyasha had sucessfully hit Sesshomaru and Sesshomaru had unsucessfully hit Inuyasha. This came as a shock to Kagome, the pure fact that they were fighting was because of her. Sesshomaru had kidnapped her in an attempt to lure Inuyasha to his grave, but Inuyasha had retrieved her and being the jerk he is stayed to fight Sesshomaru.

Kagome watched helplessly as the fight raged on for hours. Sesshomaru bleeding tremondously and Inuyasha bleeding from a few cuts. Sesshomaru had taken a pretty hard blow to the chest and was now laying on the ground with his sword kicked form his hands. Inuyasha had tesusiga raised above his head ready to finish Sesshomaru,but before he could swing the massive sword down Kagome raced between them. She knew Sesshomaru was evil, but he didn't deserve to die. "Inuyasha don't. This battle is finished you can see that. There is no need to kill him." Her voice seemed to have no effect on Inuyasha. "Kagome get out of the way. You don't know how long i have waited for this and neither you or anyone else can stop me."His harsh words stung her ears. Before she could even get to her knees Sesshomaru raised a fist and crashed it down apon her head. The blow didn't kill her, but rather knocked her unconcous. She could hear her self think but she could not move. She now had wished she had let Inuyasha finish Sesshomaru.

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Kagome opened her eyes and peered around the clearing she had been in. It looked the same except for the fact that there were two grown men standing on the far side in tye dyed kimonos smoking. She didn't know what they were smoking but it smelled suspicously like weed. 'That smell. It smells like weed. Do they even have weed back here? Who are those men?' Kagome's thought raced through her head as she continued staring at the two men. One of them turned around....It was INUYASHA! His beautiful red kimono now turned all sorts of colors. As the second guy turned around Kagome almost burst out laughing. It was Sesshomaru dressed in a blue, pink, red, and purple kimono with sparkling glod sunglasses and he was covered in really big necklasses and rings. "Hey yo look my brother. The sweet Kagome has waken from her slumber." Inuyasha sounded the same but yet his voice had a new tone that Kagome did not like. " That is right Diddyasha your hoe has awaken. I would like to pounder the though of what you did last night to make her to tired." Sesshomaru was clearly high. No sooner had the Sentence came out of his mouth he began to laugh, and not like Kagome thought his laugh would be like. It was more like a drunken/high hippy more then anything. "Dear big brotha Sesshomaru i fear that i can not telly youy sucha things. For if i did my hoe would go to you."Inuyasha's voice was very shaky and very rue...She was NOT his hoe or anyone elses for that matter. "I told you Diddyasha it's no longer Brotha Sesshomaru i changed it for the ladies. Now it Master Pimp Sesshomaru." The fact that she had left Inuyasha about ready to kill Sesshomaru scared her. Because now they were practicallyfriends... drunken ...high...out of it friends but still friends. "Yo my sweet Kagome. Would you like some get busy time tonight or are you still to tired from last night...Girl you were all up on me." Inuyasha's voice was directed at her...Uh what was she going to say. She hardly understood what he was saying..."Uh? Diddyasha?.....and Master pimp Sesshomaru? I-I-...ummmm"

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Nakashima" Yep, i went there. Sorry for leaving it but i want some feed back.....Dont know if i should continue or not....THIS IS A COMEDY PEOPLE SO DONT FREAK.