Hey guys! This is literally my first fanfiction. I have no idea what I'm doing. Here's a little one-shot based on a scene from Hetalia since Ling and Italy have the same dubbed voice actor!
Ed scowled as he walked into the penitentiary. Ling had come to Amestris without a passport, so now the Xingese Emperor was locked in prison. And, Ed had to come pick him up because Al and Mei were too "busy" to do it. Yeah right they were just on a date. Again.
"Are you Mr. Elric?" the guard at the front desk grumbled, looking up from his sandwich.
"Yes," Ed said. "No duh," he grumbled under his breath.
"Well you better follow me."
Ed followed the angry looking guard who was grumbling about wimps, sausages, and prisons, into the jail. They walked down the mostly empty cell halls. From the distance Ed could hear singing. "Who is that?" he asked the guard.
The guard raised an eyebrow, "He's your friend."
"Ling doesn't sing," Ed said.
"Well maybe you don't know your friend as well as you thought."
They walked into another hallway and Ed's eyes widened with surprise. Ling was singing, playing a guitar while another guard covered his ears.
"Amestris, Amestris
Amestris is a really, really nice place
Even though I'm your prisoner you give me food,
And it doesn't suck like Drachman food
Sausages with cheeses always taste sooo good~
It'd be heaven for a dog
Yeah, that's Amestris.
Tell me,
How is it that you Amestrians are so robust?
You're crushing me with your intimidation
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear
Your women terrify me
Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?
Please don't come to my place in large mobs,
Amestrian tourists are scary!
Even the girls that are from Amestris
Are more rugged than I am!"
"Yahoo!" Ling finished his song, "Oh hi Edward! How are you and Winry doing? Proposed to her yet?" He waggled his eyebrows, swaying his hips suggestively.
"What the f-"
"THANK GOD IT'S OVER!" yelled Ling's guard collapsing to his knees in tears.