Ablus Potter's list of ways to catch and/or deal with a Panda Yeti Hybrid.
1. Use a net. Panda Yeti Hybrids are suckers for nets. They remind them of the womb.
2. Also try Cheese. They like the smell, you see?
3. If you come across one in a hotel then your screwed, RUN!
4. If they come to your home, your also screwed but instead of running you most make them Jaffa Cakes.
3. They like the use of the word "Awelind" witch isn't a real word but I wouldn't go telling them that if I were you.
6. Beer. Just open one and they'll come running.
7. They also like to swim in lava. They like the redness and blackieness and the feel of slowly burning, also the smell. Don't forget the smell, NEVER forget the smell.
8. Bacon. Enough said.
9. A 92 and a half year old man with rabies.
10. Never touch the hair! They spend hours a day on that crap! If you touch it you die. Simple as that.
SIDE NOTE: To insure that this all goes smoothly, rub yourself in cow lard and Mac and Cheese before hand.
Much Love :3 ~Albus
Albus, for the last time, there's no such thing as a "Yeti Panda Hybrid!" or how ever you say it! ~Scorpius
Is too. ~A
I give up! Whatever you say, Pot-Head. ~Scor
Glad we're on the same page, Ferret. ~Al
A/N: Just a little short note/list/thingy I thought I'd post.
Review if you believe in Panda Yeti Hybrids! ~Candied Ice