It was a quiet day in Los Angeles - or, to be more specific, the Wright Anything Agency. Phoenix had actually left the office for once, and Trucy was in Kurain with Pearl for a week, so Apollo had the place to himself. Obviously, he was doing what any male in their early twenties would do with themselves if they were left alone in a quiet house with internet access - playing Minesweeper.
Suddenly, he heard a loud noise coming from outside the office door. Thinking 'I wonder what that loud noise that I heard coming from outside the office door was', he left the computer on a screen that would confuse many a fanfiction writer and opened the door, to find Klavier Gavin wearing Speedos and a parachute. It's safe to say that he had never been this confused in his life. And that was saying something, because he once met Maya Fey. "Klavier Gavin, why are you wearing Speedos and a parachute?" asked Apollo, who was coincidentally also wearing Speedos and a parachute, although his were noticeably less sparkly.
Furthermore, Klavier was wearing the Speedos on his head, and the parachute wrapped around his waist, but the prosecutor in question simply shook his head at Apollo Justice and said "Apollo Justice, I am shaking my head at you. You have been a very naughty boy, and you will be grounded for 57.86743804738254869 months and 3.574375946 days."
~~57.86743804738254869 months and 3.574375946 days later~~
Apollo was un-grounded. This meant that he could go to Peacocks with Klavier Gavin, and buy 36.2 more pairs of Speedos, but they were sparkly, and he wore them on his elbows - all 36.2 of them. His elbows were getting heavier by the second, until they finally snapped in half. Klavier Gavin raised all twelve of his thighs and eyebrows simultaneously, and questioned "Apollo Justice, why have all 36.2 of your elbows snapped in half?" "Toot" replied Apollo.
Klavier quickly responded with "Shoo-be-doo," but he couldn't go any further, because he had been pushed off the balcony on Buckingham Palace by Princess Margaret, who threw off her mask and was revealed to be Kristoph Gavin, who took off his mask and revealed himself to be Don Paulo, who took off his mask and then realised that the "mask" was his real face, so he said "ow".
~~THE END~~