Chibi was checking the bills when she found something horrifying.
Chibi:85,000 BUCKS?!
Me:How ya gonna pay off a bigass bill like that?
Chibi:It's not my bill...it's yours.
I had the most horrified look on my face.
Me:HOW AM I GONNA PAY OFF A BIGASS BILL LIKE THAT?
Chibi:Sapph, tax others around you!
Me:GENIUS!
We went into the living room to make an announcement.
Me:LISTEN UP. FROM NOW ON YOU'LL BE PAYING THE BIGASS BILL TAX!
Hoodnote:We don't even pay bills…
Me:Uh...run.
We ran outside,but I tripped over the bigass bill,Chibi continued running….
Suddenly, a billboard fell from the sky.
Meanwhile…
Basil:Uh oh…
Vi:DID I HEAR PAIN?
Me:NO, YOU CAN GO HOME AUNT VI.
Vi:NO, SOMEONE'S IN PAIN AND I INTEND TO HELP THEM!
Larry:Aunt Vi, it was a squirrel a few quadrillion miles back!
Vi:POOR THING BROKE HIS LEG, BUT I HELPED HIM.
Larry:Maybe he has a tummy ache. Poor squirrel with a tummy ache.
Vi:HMM, THAT REMINDS ME, LUCAS ARE YOU FEELING ANY BETTER?
Last night, Lucas had a stomach ache, so Aunt Vi gave him a candy heart.
But it hurt.
A lot.
She also gave him medicine with pop rocks in it, but that's not the point.
Lucas:Yes…
Vi:HMM YOU SURE?
Lucas:Yes, Aunt Vi…
Suddenly, BAB (The Bigass Bill) appeared.
Me:OH GOD KILL ME NOW-
BAB then slapped me.
BAB:And don't EVER
order from NME again!
Me:I need to call NME…
I ran to call NME about my bill. Surprisingly, Basil, Larry, and Lucas followed me.
NME:Wow, Sapphire. I didn't expect to see your broke ass mug here.
Me:GET THIS BIGASS BILL OFF MY BACK!
At that point, Larry had a shocked expression on his face, Basil was blushing mad, and Lucas was unaffected.
I turned around, and I was so embarrassed.
NME:You do know that you just-
Me:I'M AWARE OF WHAT I'VE DONE!
TO BE CONTINUED
Because I'm lazy.