As some of you know, my story "The Sleepover Saga" has been deleted. Why? Because I was trying to delete something else and accidently deleted it. In this story, it's kind of the same except Deidara is also interested in Kisame. BTW when Deidara calls Sasori "Danna", he means "master". I'm surprised nobody made that joke about Deidara calling Sasori "master" all the time. I guess that people think that Senpai and Danna mean the same thing, which they don't. Senpai is what you call people you admire a lot, like an older student and Danna is master, aka someone you respect, like your teacher. Now on with the story.
Itachi's mother, Mikoto, had just brought her oldest and only son with her to the park so he could play with the other neighborhood children. It was bad enough that Fugato forced Itachi to study and train all the time, but the way that her son had no friends was just sad. She thought that if Itachi played with other children, maybe he could come out of his shell a little and be a happier boy.
"Where are we, mother?" Itachi asked confused.
"This is the park sweety!" Mikoto smiled.
"What's that?" Mikoto palm faced.
"Just go play…"
"Play…?"
"Crap…Look, go play in the sandbox."
"Yes mother…what am I supposed to do?"
"Build something out of the sand…" When Itachi opened his mouth, Mikoto shouted, "Then go sit there!"
Confused, Itachi just sat down in the sand box. He saw two other kids there. Itachi liked the one with blues skin. The other just looked a duck butt. Itachi decided to engage in conversation with the nicer looking one instead of the duck.
"Hi…" Itachi said softly.
"Hi!" the other kid smiled widely revealing that he had large sharp teeth.
"What are you doing?" Itachi was amazed to see that he had managed to build a little house with the sand.
"Building a sand castle…wanna play?"
"Ok…"
"I'm Kisame by the way. What's your name?"
"Uchiha Itachi…"
"That's a nice name."
Itachi didn't know why, but he blushed. After playing with Kisame a little bit, he grew to like him a lot. Maybe a little more than he should have.
"Kisame look what I…" it was the duck. "Who's this?"
"Oh that's Itachi. He's playing with us."
"Oh…" the duck frowned slightly. "Hm…" the duck looked into his hands. "Son of a biscuit! I'll be back…" the duck ran off.
"That was Deidara. Sorry about that…he can be a little…funny…"
"…"
"You don't talk much do you?"
Itachi shook his head. Kisame and Itachi went back to playing. Meanwhile Deidara peeked from the bushes, glaring at them…Itachi in particular.
"How dare that stupid weasel weasel his way into Kisame-sempai's heart…that thing shall pay…oh yes…he shall…" Mikoto just stared at the little blonde boy talking to himself. Hopefully, Itachi wouldn't be playing with him anytime soon.