The Twelve Days Of Christmas for NCIS

On the first day of Christmas my one Boss gave to me
An Almighty Death glare

On the second day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Two barking orders
And an Almighty Death Glare

On the Third day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Three wake up calls
Two barking orders
And an Almighty Death Glare

On the fourth day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Four You Think, DiNozzos?
Three wake up calls
Two barking orders
And an Almighty Death Glare

On the fifth day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Five boring stakeouts
Four You Think, DiNozzos?
Three wake up calls
Two barking orders
And an Almighty Death Glare

On The sixth day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Six slices of pizza
Five boring stakeouts
Four You Think, DiNozzos?
Three wake up calls
Two barking orders
And an Almighty Death Glare

On the seventh day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Seven Gear ups
Six slices of pizza
Five boring stakeouts
Four you think DiNozzos?
Three wake up calls
Two barking orders
And an almighty death glare

On the eighth day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Eight skipped heartbeats
Seven Gear ups
Six slices of pizza
Five boring stakeouts
Four you think DiNozzos?
Three wake up calls
Two barking orders
And an almighty death glare

On the ninth day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Nine fuel the trucks
Eight skipped heartbeats
Seven Gear ups
Six slices of pizza
Five boring stakeouts
Four you think DiNozzos?
Three wake up calls
Two barking orders
And an almighty death glare

On the tenth day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Ten Go and see Duckys
Nine fuel the trucks
Eight skipped heartbeats
Seven gear ups
Six slices of pizza
Five boring stakeouts
Four you think DiNozzos?
Three wake up calls
Two barking orders
And an almighty death glare

On the eleventh day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Eleven unfunny jokes
Ten Go and see Duckys
Nine Fuel the trucks
Eight skipped heartbeats
Seven gear ups
Six slices of pizza
Five boring stakeouts
Four you think DiNozzos?
Three wake up calls
Two barking orders
And an almighty death glare

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my one boss gave to me
Twelve painful headslaps
Eleven unfunny jokes
Ten go and see Duckys
Nine fuel the trucks
Eight skipped heartbeats
Seven gear ups
Six slices of pizza
Five boring stakeouts
Four you think DiNozzos?
Three wake up calls
Two barking orders

And an almighty Death Glare

A/N: Just some prechristmas silliness