Lecture One
Remind me again why we're here
Because Lydia said so
You're the alpha, why are we doing what Lydia says?
It was a good idea
We'd be stupid not to follow it
Right
And how, exactly, is going to a whole heap of night classes at the local college going to help the pack?
Have you listened to a word this guy's said for the past half hour?
… Ah, not really
Hey don't roll your eyes at me mister sourwolf
Seriously though, these classes are on mythology. More and more weird crap is coming to this town and we're going to have to protect it. That means knowing what kind of crap is out there and what the lore says on how to kill it
Right. Yeah. That makes sense.
Of course it does. Lydia came up with it
Now who's rolling their eyes
You and your abnormally expressive eyebrows can shut up
Hey, speaking of your eyebrows, I've been meaning ask. Where the fuck do they go when you wolf out?
Just listen to the lecture, Stiles
No, but seriously. They just disappear. Like, where do they go? You'd think you'd get more hairy, not less
Derek, talk to me
Derek
Derek
I'm bored
Talk to me
Don't kick me
Then talk to me
Just listen to the guy, there's only 20 minutes left
And anyway I thought you were interested in this stuff
Yeah, well it's not like he's saying anything I didn't already know
What, I got bored, I did research.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean I'm wrong
Shut up and listen to the lecture, you and your stupid eyebrows