Hello World, I am the most amazing, fanatical, insane being you'll ever hear about, I am Jack Xanthos, insane rambler, perverted teen, writer, and, to tie it all together, voraphiliac.
Whelp, this is currently the only story on my account, and I swear to thee, this will be the best of my ability, I will not give you some, lame, half-assed story line just because I don't know what I'm doing.
With what said, I have never played; F-Zero, Fire Emblem, Earth Bound, PokéMon, nor any Zelda game, save for Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess, so without further ado. Let's get into the madness that is, this story.
The young blonde Hylian wandered the halls of Smash Mansion in fatigue, his sparring match with Ike had been grueling, and he needed rest. As he roamed the halls he could see many a trophy, Dark Ganon, Happy Mask Salesman, Metroid. He had heard about all the different ways these trophies were obtained, but it never truly mattered, they were just chunks of metal, right?
Indeed, they were probably best left alone for Master Hand to polish and shine when needed, it's for the best! Before long Link had arrived at his room, he opened the door wide and entered, beautiful, pot surrounded, rest. But there, sitting on his bed, was something, odd, yes, odd, it was a large box, of some sort, the label read 'Demos Corp. handle With care'. What was such a box even doing here? He never ordered anything!
With a great deal of caution, Link slowly moved the box, it slipped out of his hand and onto the floor, thankfully though, nothing happened, everything was silent. He changed into nice pajamas, everyone at Smash Mansion had the same pair, and went to sleep, beautiful, smashable pot surrounded, sleep.
When he finally awoke, he felt a great deal of pressure on his abdomen. He opened his eyes, and there, sitting on him, was what looked like, a female? Strange, he hadn't invited anyone over, and Marth and Ike always get the fangirls that break in.
This female that sat on Link's abdomen shared his deep blue eyes, and his long golden hair, she also shared his height, they might just possibly be related? He sat up, causing the female to panic and quickly scoot onto the edge of the bed, this day just got stranger, and stranger. He looked around groggily and noticed that the Demos Corp. box had been opened, did she come from there?