The Most
Awesomest Harry Potter Musical Fanfic Thingy EVER!
By Starry
and Dark Mage and Lizzz Wood, Elijah's Gurl
(wow she
has a long name!)
Disclaimer: Hi everybody! This is our first joint fic. We hope you like. Please excuse the randomnocity {what's YOUR level?}, we just got
high on lemon tea. This would be the
part where we say that we don't own Harry, Potter, but we aren't so sure about
that! {note from Lizzz: Miss Suzie had a steamboat! The steamboat had a bell,
ding! Ding! Miss Suzie went to heaven and the steamboat went to hell-o
operator, please give number 9 and if you disconnect me I will chop off your
behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Suzie sat upon it and
it went right up her ass-k me no more questions, tell me no more lies! The boys
are in the girls room {doing something unnatural!} Wow, this disclaimer is
long! Hee hee hee.
Author's Note From Starry: To the wonderful , generous,
unbelievably awesome people who dared to read this, don't be scared, we are
perfectly mentally stable, but not normal, that's just a setting on a hair
dryer. Newayz—to any1 who's read my
other stories, there are still curtains! Anyway,
Read
Review
Remember the 3R's!
Author's Note from Lizzz: I want to thank my wonder dog
whose name, by the way, is not Lassie, who can turn himself inside-out 4
different ways, I also want to thank any1 who will vote 4 me as number1 person
who can balance a spoon on their nose consecutively. ( question): if Greenland
was painted pink, would it then be called "pinkland?"
Author's Note From Dark Mage: hoya to all who read, review,
and think that my story "The Pretty Blinky Fairy" is weird, I love you! Ha ha…
Sorry for the lack of updates, but I'm a lazy-ass procrastinator. Now, I think
we need to start this fic, but first I would like to thank monkeys and midgets
all around the world. (thanx to Carson Daly for that! ^_~)
Curtains Up!
SCENE 1
Narrator Starry: Welcome to our first
never-gonna-happen-again Harry Potter Musical thingy! Our first act will be performed by Dobby and the House Elves!
*Insert applause here*
Anyway, Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show except for when
you scroll down!
Dobby and a group of House Elves come on stage to lossa
APPLAUSE! |That's your cue, audience!|
MUSIC STARTS!
House Elves: it's a hard knock life for us!
It's a hard knock
life! for us!
'Stead of treated, we get tricked!
'Stead of kisses, we get kicked!
It's a hard-knock life!
Dobby: Got no folk to speak of so,
it's a hard knock row we hoe!
No one cares for
you a smidge!
When you're in an orphanage!
It's a hard-knock
life!
House Elf 1: Don't it feel like the wind is always howlin'?
House Elf 2: Don't it seem like there's never any light?
House Elf 3: Once a day don't you want to throw the towel
in?
Winky: It's easier than puttin' up a fight!
House Elf 1: No one cares when your dreams at night get
creepy.
House Elf 2: no one cares if you grow or if you shrink.
House Elf 3: No one dries when your eyes get wet and weepy.
Winky: From the crying you would think this place would
sink!
All Elves: Oooooh!
Dobby: Santa Claus we never see!
Young Elf: Santa Claus? What's that? Who's he?
Dobby: No one cares for you a smidge
When you're in an orphanage
It's a hard knock life.
All Elves: it's a hard-knock life!
END
Curtains Close!
Authors' Final Notes: we apologize for the words that make
sense. I mean, for the parts that don't make sense. I mean… it's very hard to
type upside-down… Have you ever had
randomly assorted nuts from Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the
universe??? Have you seen my missing third leg????
Next Scene: Takes place on center stage in Eminem's Closet,
which I {Mage} happen to have captured and brought to The Realm {my site} which
I will shamelessly plug here: http://www.chel.cjb.net
Future Scenes: Take place live from Privet Drive, live from
Hogwarts, at the end of the Universe, and at a word from our sponsors {The
Goldfish Company, Nike, and Bertie Botts every Flavour Beans, and Randomnocity.com
{what's YOUR level?} and the friendly little 1 ½ calorie tic-tac, and the
String Company that makes STRING! woOt!}
If you need to contact us, call the oompa loompas at the
Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory!