Chaos in the halls of Hogwarts.
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Ok this is an idea I got from reading EwanLuvr4Ever story 100 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. She gave me permission to use the list in a story so this is it. Please read 100 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts before reading this.
Harry was walking through the halls of Hogwarts thinking about the upcoming war with Voldermort and his Death Eaters. To say that he was scared at the thought would be an understatement. The troubled teenager had just come back from a particularly grueling detention with Hogwarts most hated professor. Harry wasn't sure what he had done to break the rules this time all he did was suggest a brand of shampoo to Professor Snape. What happened to free speech and all that bullshit? Harry was grumbling to himself about what a bastard the potions master was when something caught his eye. He saw from the corner of his eye a small bit of parchment sticking out of the wall. Harry looked around to make sure that the corridor was in fact empty before making his way over to the wall and pulling the parchment free. He gasped in amusement as he read the title.
100 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
Harry looked down at the parchment he couldn't see a name or any other futures suggesting ownership. He smiled and read the first thing on the list.
Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
Harry snorted in amusement as he recalled the Irish boy in his year. Harry vaguely remembered the cereal commercial with the leprechaun and the kids chasing him trying to get his lucky charms which were cereal and marshmallow. Harry almost cracked up as a visual image of Seamus in a leprechaun suit came to mind with the rest of the school chasing him trying to get a bowl of cereal. Harry laughed at the image and read the next rule on the list.
I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
Harry flat out laughed at the image of Ron Hermione and him hooking arms and skipping down the hall singing we're to see the wizard. Ron would be the cowardly lion and Hermione would definitely be Dorothy Harry himself would be the scarecrow. Yeah he could definitely do with some brains.
Noticing how late it was Harry slipped the list into his robes to show Hermione and Ron when he got to the common room. He would have to hurry if he didn't want to get another detention for being out after hours. It only took him five minutes to reach the Fat Lady because he was in such a hurry to show his two best friends the treasure he had come upon.
"Ron where is Hermione?" Harry asked as soon as the clamored through the portrait hole.
"She's at the library, Harry are you alright? Did Professor Snape do something to you?" Ron asked looking at Harry whose robes were disheveled and his hair even messier than normal.
"I'm fine Ron; I just had to clean all of the cauldrons in the class. No I'm excited because I found this on my way back to the common room. Look at it." Harry said thrusting the parchment into the red head's hands.
"Harry what is this? 100 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. Don't tell me you swiped the list from Flinch's door." Ron said with a bemused expression forming across his features.
"No of course not Ron. Read the list its funny whoever wrote this had a great sense of humor. And was obviously muggle born." Harry said frowning as he realized Ron may not get the list because he didn't know anything about muggles.
"Harry what is this going on about why would Seamus be after lucky charms and is there a song called were of f the see the wizard? I've never heard o f it who sings it?" Ron asked confused by the list more than amused.
"Lucky charms are a muggle cereal and it is a television commercial where this leprechaun in a green suit is trying to escape some kids who are chasing him around trying to steal his lucky charms which are cereal and marshmallows. And the wizard song is from a muggle movie called the wizard of Oz" Harry said feeling annoyed that Ron couldn't understand the list.
"Harry what do you have there?" Dean Thomas, another one of Harry's classmates, asked looking over Ron's shoulder to read the parchment. "100 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. What is this? Seamus Finnegan is after my lucky charms." Dean read the first line of the list and started cracking up as he imagined his best friend in the green suit. "Harry where in the world did you find this? It's bloody hilarious." Dean said scanning the parchment for a name.
"I found it on my way back from detention with Snape it was sticking out of a crack in the wall." Harry said pleased that someone else saw the brilliance of the list. He proceeded to discuss and joke about the list with Dean while Ron went and played a game of wizard's chest with Ginny. Harry looked up as the portrait opened to see his other best friend who was muggle born. "Hermioine come look at what I found stuck in the wall on my way back from detention with Snape" Harry said dragging the protesting Gryffindor towards where Dean stood holding the list.
"Professor Snape Harry. What is it you want to show me?" Hermione said curious to what her friend was so excited about.
"Look at this Hermione" Harry said thrusting the parchment into the girl's hands with a smile.
"Harry what is this? 100 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. Wow this is really funny. Though I do suppose bringing an eight ball to divination would be just as accurate if not more so then that old bat Dumbledore has teaching." Hermione said with a giggle as she read the list. "I think Seamus would make quite a good leprechaun.
Harry laughed remembering Divination was the one subject Hermione was bad at and refused to acknowledge it as a real subject saying a two year old could look in a crystal ball and predict someone's death.
"Harry look at number four. Wow this is hilarious" Hermione said gesturing to the parchment while she doubled over in laughter. Harry smiled at the witch and looked down at the parchment and gasped when he saw the fourth number on the list.
I will not diagnose Voldermort with cancer because of his unnaturally bald state
Harry burst out laughing at the thought of Voldermort having cancer. He could see it too. The old Man looked like he could use a good dose of chemotherapy. Harry I'm going to bed but I want a copy of this." Hermione said whipping out her wand and magically making a copy of the parchment.
"I want a copy too." Dean said smiling he had plans for this list. The only way to find out the writer would be to make mass copies of it and post it periodically throughout the castle.
Thank you some much for reading my story. I owe the list itself to EwanLuvr4Ever. Please review and if you want to read the whole list then I once again suggest reading 100 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. If you want me to Update then I suggest you click the little button at the bottom that says review. Thank you everyone.