Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, its storyline or the characters. I just bash them, sometimes…oh, and I also don't own the original Llama song... thankfully...
Note 1: The original version is over at deviantart, also under my account (creatorsoul)...fanfiction, unfortunately, does not allow me to type astericks...resulting in a loss of extreme humor here...(Mourns...)
Note 2: I DO NOT HATE ANY CHARACTERS FROM KH! I JUST LIKE MAKING FUN OF THEM, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUN TO MAKE FUN OF! (Horrible logic...I know...)
Note 3: ...Review, pleasy please?
The Sora Song
Here's a Sora,
There's a Sora,
And another clueless Sora.
Merman Sora,
Vampire Sora,
Sora, Sora,
Duck.
Sora, Sora,
Heartless Sora.
Model,
Flower,
Dragon,
Sora.
Sora, Sora,
Hades,
Sora,
Sora, Sora,
Duck.
Sora wields a keyblade,
Roxas wields them too.
And I really wonder if
His shoe size's fifty two.
He travels in a Gummi Ship;
His friends he tries to find,
But that doesn't explain why
He cried when Vexen died.
Have you ever seen a Sora,
Getting 'lectrocuted, Sora.
Make a face distorted, Sora.
Sora, Sora,
Duck.
Flying Sora,
Pwn'ed Sora,
Wished he had more health now, Sora.
Naïve Sora,
Not bright Sora,
Sora, Goofy,
Duck.
At the end of KH one
Sora found his girl,
But he wanted Riku too…
Do you want some Earl?
Not that I want to promote
hot Riku Sora Yaoi…
I just question why he only
cried for his pal.
Sleeping Sora,
Yawning Sora,
What the hell just happened, Sora.
Dancing 'round in circles, Sora.
Sora, Goofy,
Duck.
Sora, Sora,
Pluto,
Sora.
Feathers,
Mage,
Explosions,
Sora.
OMG! So much!
Quick! Sora!
Sora, Sora,
Duck.
Thanks to react commands,
Sora's still alive.
Not to mention one where
he hits Demyx with a light! Gasp
Sora's got a simple mind.
That's why he needs a guide.
(Someone go and choke him,
The kid cheered when Xemmy died!)
Have you ever seen a Sora
Getting sick of Roxas, Sora.
Use their weapons 'gainst them, Sora!
Sora, Sora,
Duck.
Angry Sora,
Surprised Sora.
Insulting people's bad now, Sora.
He deserved that meteor! Sora,
Sora, Sora,
Duck.
The nobodies are gone now, sniff
Sora killed them all. sniff
He all made them disappeared sniff
Up in jet black smokes. Trumpet nose blow…
When they breathed their last few lines,
He hardly even cared!
(That's why I keep saying
That kid likes a massacre!)
Sora's evil! Sora's evil!
Sora's evil! Sora's evil!
No really, the kid is evil!
Evil!
Evil Duck!
Next up, "The Riku Song"…