The Beetle and the Spider
By. Ace Lions
Chapter 1
Lydia looked at the hole in the floor after changing back into her normal clothes. She couldn't help but thinking who was in the wrong. Him for his request or her for accepting then going back on the deal. She knew it was of really no matter but the thought still came to her. Unknown to her & everyone in the house, eyes had been watching them all night. The eyes belonged to a being that would reach depths that even Beetlejuice thought would be going to far even he had boundaries but this thing that watched the going-ons that night didn't.
Beetlejuice sat in the Neitherworld waiting room putting his thumb in his tiny mouth blowing his head back to its right size like a balloon "whoa lightheaded" he said shaking his head then looked at his number 9,998,383,750,000. "Fuck!" He was never going to get out of there unless he thought of a reason for them to want him out of there. A wicked smile came across his lips then he slowly leaned over letting one rip. The room soon filled with a smell that would burn the hair our of your nose. "Spicy Bug Burrito" He said laughing as the other ghost Hacked & coughed from the smell.
"FINE!" Miss Argentina yelled "Nine trillion, nine-hundred ninety-eight billion, three-hundred eighty-three million, seven-hundred fifty thousand, Beetlejuice." The Ghost with the Most stood up " you might want to light a match there babes" he said then walked into Juno's office. "Sit down you pain in the ass" she said as soon as he walked into the room. He sat smirking at her "your just as charming as ever" he told her. "Shut up you idiot you really done it this time." She looked threw papers " You threw two breathers down the stairs" He interrupts her " I dropped one over the railing."
She peered at him over the papers "SHUT UP! Not only that you made two others fly threw the roof on a carnival game & tried to make a girl marry you against her will in order to stay in the Livingworld. Do you have any excuse for your actions?" He thought for a moment. " Well the injuries I was doing my job I was asked to get out the breathers so I was. As for the girl she agreed to marry me then got cold feet" He leaned back in the chair he was sitting in. She looked at him raising an eye brow "yea well one other little bit of information the Neitherworld Police lost track of your brother" Beetlejuice sat up in his seat some "Donny? He give up the goody two shoes act?"
Juno's face got more stern with him "No the other one" This caused Beetlejuice to fall out of his chair & his jaw drop. He scrambled to his feet in a hurry his face would have been pale if it wasn't already "Spider I thought he was Sandworm bait he dose shit I wont even do. What do you expect me to do?" He was finally able to find his seat again. "Its thought he might being going to find you" " What's he going to do kill me again its bad enough the fucker poisoned me!" Juno's look gave him a look like she was calling him a "selfish prick" who knew what Spiderjuice would do to anyone his older Brother even seemed to like at lease selfishness was a good thing in that case.