Me: Alright already, I'm bored…
Naruto: Really?
Me: Yah…
Sasuke: Seriously?
Me: Uh-Huh…
Kaylee: Wow…
Me: anyway… here's something I cooked up a while back… With Kaylee's help…
Deleted Naruto Scenes!
Deleted Scene 1: Sexy jutsu? We think not…
It was the middle of the night, you know… the night Naruto sneaks into the Hokage's house and steals the scroll? Well here's what REALLY happened!!!
"I feel pretty, oh-so, pretty…" a male voice sang.
"What the hell?" Naruto asked himself.
"…And whitty and GAY!!!" the voice sang. Naruto turned a corner and his eye's closed and he let out a scream at the Hokage wearing a dress. Naruto screamed loudly and the Hokage turned to him. "Naruto, what brings you here?" The Hokage asked pleasantly.
"Ummm… I came to borrow Come come paradise?" Naruto said quickly.
"Really?" The Hokage said batting lashes that were WAY too long for males to have.
"Errrr… SEXY JUTSU!" Naruto said using the art of transformation to make himself a sexy girl.
"Aren't you missing something?" The Hokage said, then he screamed once he realized Naruto had grown breasts and had no clothes on. "A GIRL EEEEEKKKKK!!!" The Hokage shrieked, Naruto blinked stupidly as the third Hokage passed out.
"And that, my friends… Is the Sexy Jutsu…" Naruto muttered transforming into himself again and walking off to find the scroll thinghy he was supposed to find…
Me: Giggle!
Kaylee: OMG!
Sasuke and Naruto: OMFG!
Me: Wow, that was great… maybe a little more next time…