PURE RANDOMNESS!!

In a dark theater, a banner waves above the heads of the audience saying: RENT, written by Benjamen Coffen III

Curtains open, and the stage is empty. A light turns on. A man walks to 2 other men, one with a camera and one with a guitar.

Benny: Pay the rent.

Mark: pulls out a huge, oversized checkbook Okey Dokie!

Roger: pulls out an oversized pen, putting his guitar down Use this pen, Markie!

Mark: puts down camera and starts to write Here ya go!!

Everyone: Hooray!

Curtains close

10 years later...

Me: watching RENT as a movie That sucked! Roger's pen was not NEARLY as big as it originally was!

My friend: Oh, I thought you were gonna say that it had only 5 lines of dialouge in it.

Me:...

Toldja: PURE RANDOMNESS!!