A/N: Don't look at me like that. I'll get some character development in if I can. This isn't meant to be thrilling. Also, this is kind of a test to see if my sentence construction is too stiff. Tell me if it is, kay?
Sex Ed at Shibusen Academy
It was science time, or more specifically, Biology time at Shibusen Academy. After several student complaints had been filed to Shinigami-sama, Professor Stein had reduced dissections from three times weekly to only two times weekly. It hadn't been one of the prettiest scenes when Shinigami-sama had to reprimand him, but we'll save that story for another day.
Anyway. Given the entire class was occupied with Punnet Squares, it surprised no one Maka was dutifully tackling all she could before the day closed with a final "KILL KON KAN KON". She had better things to read at home, and she didn't want to be stuck with more homework than she had to be. That was the way she worked, and that was the way she lived: Take care of every obligation before you slack off.
On the other hand, Soul was staring vacantly at his sheet. He took advantage of the rare quiet spell in the classroom to let his mind wander. He could just finish the stupid squares later, after all. It wasn't long before his train of thought took him in a direction he didn't want to go, and he cringed. He elbowed his meister, thankful he had been assigned to a seat close to her.
"Oy, Maka." He whispered, reluctant to break the silence. "What?" Maka almost snapped, irritated her concentration was broken. "We're learning Reproduction right now, huh? Isn't this so much better than what we had to learn last year?" She was instantly subdued, and her only answer was her green eyes widening in utter horror. This was a trip down memory lane even more unpleasant than some memories of combat, more arduously awkward than any situation with her father.
Sex Ed had happened at Shibusen. And nobody had done anything to stop it.