Disclaimer: If I owned Spongebob, I wouldn't be wasting my time writing fan fiction for a non-profit site like this one.

This is based on a joke: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob!

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Bob: Are ya ready, slaves?

Slaves: Aye aye master!

Bob: I can't heeear you...

Slaves: AYE AYE MASTER!

Bob: Whooooooooo rules a big Viking ship sailing the sea?

Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!

Bob: All roly-poly and limbless is he!

Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!

Bob: If cheap entertainment be something you wish,

Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!

Bob: Put him in water; he floats like a fish!

Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!

Bob: Ready?

Bob and Slaves: BOB THE VIKING!

BOB THE VIKING!

BOB THE VIKING!

Bob: Bob the Viking!

Flute: do da lee do lee do, do do!