Disclaimer: X, Wish, and Clamp in Wonderland aren't Yui's. She just borrowed them. ^_^v
["Shinwa no sekai wa ni iru kamisama..." sang through the air and Seishirou looked at the author with an all-knowing smile. "You called for a god?"
Subaru-kun comes out and waves the shoulders of a chibi Yui back and forth. "You have to tell the story, Yui-san. Stop fainting, please."
Then, he whacked Seishirou on the back of his head with the flick of his wrist. "And you! Stop teasing the poor girl. It hasn't even been two minutes and she's already gone for about a minute and a half..."]
The Disturbed...and a bunny too!
(an X fanfic for the X anime)
by Miyamoto Yui
Chapter 1 - pent up agressions
"Okay! Scene 1, take number 12!" the director shouted as he looked at the scene before him.
The dejected Tokyo and all its ruins layed before him as everyone looked at everything in awe. It had been a pain to get the set this way without the authorities saying, "How many times does Tokyo have to be ruined?" when it was Ms. Ohkawa's fault along with the rest of
Clamp (who were happily waving at the author in their chibi forms).
A bunny hopped by and no one could tell if it was the Wish bunny or Ms. Ohkawa. * big sweatdrop *
As the camera panned in for a close up of Kamui, he suddenly fell back. And the rest of the crew tried to hold back their laughter and their frustrations. That's why in the past 10 minutes, they had made it into the twelfth take on the first scene...
"You need to eat more, Shiro-kun!" the director shouted. "A big fan doesn't just push people over...oh, there goes the cape over your head again...grr...."
"I tried to keep straight but the sand is getting in my eyes," he whined a bit. "And the contacts are kind of irritating. I have naturally red eyes, ne?"
"How many times do we have to explain that there are going to be some differences with the manga and the anime?" the director sighed as he pointed to the four guilty women in back of him. "Ask them, Kamui. Ask them!!!"
The powerhouse known as Clamp scrambled out of the studio saying that they had to work on Chobits, Gohou Drug, or whatever it was. (Some tried to whisper as they left, 'Work on Clover or Suki dakara suki', but they knew it was out of the question. A futile attempt to say the least A hiatus was a hiatus unfortunately. * sigh *)
"Ano ne? Ano ne?" Kamui made a cute pout and put out his lower lip just a bit while blinking widely. "Demo, demo I did ask, Mr. Director."
Everyone in the set either put their heads down or looked at every which way but Kamui's. No one outside of the set knew what the X characters were really like. And that was just fine with them. The world shouldn't. * sweatdrop *
But what they did know for some time was finally confirmed: Kamui was really the chosen one by the gods...
And he was proving it not with that heavy sword or blood and gore, but with the cuteness a beautiful sixteen-year-old boy could give with a little kid look...
[-_-;;; "The director's got guts, that's all I have to say," Yui-chan commented, "Isn't that the uke look like the one Subaru gave in the 'Clamp in Wonderland' video?]
"No! Anything but that Kamui!" the director shouted while waving his hands in front of himself so that he wouldn't haven't to look at Kamui eye to eye. If he did, it'd be all over...
[The author suddenly grabbed a chibi Subaru to hug as she sat and ate her popcorn watching attentively.
"Stop grabbing me!" the little Tokyo Babylon chibi protested with his black hat falling off his head and his arms waving up and down in a blur of red.
"Uh uh. Mine." Then, she took it all back as she saw a teenage Seishirou gently take Subaru's hand and was too stunned to argue: Subaru pouting was a good exchange don't you think?]
"Kamui! Stop that or..." the director said. "Or else we'll bring out the secret weapon."
In horror, Kamui cleared his throat and went back to the ledge of the Tokyo Tower that he had been standing on all this time. "Anything but that!" ;_;
The director smirked as he crinkled his nose. "Thought you'd see it our way."
He looked to one side and lifted his hand for the 'secret weapon' not to be used...well, not yet anyways.
Then, the scene started again. The camera was panning in and was getting a close up of Kamui's face when they all noticed...his eyes were multi-colored.
So, everyone tippy-toed and looked for the contact as if they were on an expedition in Egypt.
A smile crept up and people from various dressing rooms were creeping out for they had been each assigned a cell-er, room to rest comfortably in before their turns came up. It was due to some troublemakers that just ruined it for everyone. It did not help that the first time they started taping a few days ago Duo Maxwell thought it'd be good to team up with Sorata to give a nice warm welcome by putting a little 'present' in each star's rooms...
That and the fact that they had forgotten someone's obsession with chocolate was hazardous to everyone's health. The last time that person ate with Ryuichi of Gravitation had been a real disaster.
So, when the cast was able to slip through their guards, um, I mean, out of their rooms, they were roariting to go. And it just so happened that Seishirou sat on the director's chair and folded his arms and nodded that this was his rightful place as Subaru tried to explain to Kamui the merits of using a cape and mastering the stoic attitude even if everything else was tickling you.
"You have to remember, keep a straight face. It doesn't matter how hot black is and that it absorbs light. It doesn't matter if Fuuma keeps on giving you looks to make you laugh or gross you out. And it certainly doesn't matter if your cape is too heavy or that dust is getting in your face." Subaru leaned closer to Kamui. "As long as you don't have..." his voice was barely audible, "...as long as you can have a damn split second to yourself. Alone. Hitori. No one bugging you."
At that moment, Seishirou waved happily at Subaru from the director's seat.
"I can hear you. I know everything," Subaru read aloud as he looked at Seishirou's lips with a frustrated sigh that had not gone out of his voice ever since he had to work with Seishirou from 1990. He wanted to whine, but that was beyond him now. He was a professional now. He'd do it at home. ^^;;;
"How do you work this?" Satsuki pulled up the bars to scan the whole room as she stuck her tongue out. "This is too easy."
Satsuki then started again experimenting with the cameras as Yuuto tried to 'help her' out by placing his hands over hers. "I know it's easy, but you could have at least let me help you with the 'special features'."
Kanoe then came out and saw them. She looked at them with the look of death as she hit his head as she tried to not shout for the tenth time this week about not being jealous.
In back of them, Sorata came into the studio after Arashi saying over and over, "I swear I didn't do it! I did it last time, but not this time!"
Sorata was trying to say to Arashi that he didn't replace her skirt with the priestess outfit he always wanted her to wear.
"Hn." Arashi said. "Tell me the truth or else you'll have an extra hole on your body." She smiled a bit at this evil thought. She hardly smiled at anything anyway and this just made Sorata think he might want to be provoked into that.
Yuzu was trying to figure out if people could see Inuki while they were taping.
In the dressing room, Seiichirou was wondering around trying to figure out the flexibility of his suits if he had to run and fight with them as Karen looked at the new set of lingerie that made her look either fat or a bit too thin in a material for her taste.
But all the while, it was Hokuto messing with the wardrobe again which caused the crew to think that's why everything was so mismatched for the upcoming scenes. And she had just tiptoed out of everyone's personal room because she was so bored since she couldn't come into the show until way later.
Through all the commotion, there was a big shout of 'Shut up!!!' Kind of like if Kasumi ever said 'Aw crap,' on Ranma 1/2 and everyone would think it was loud despite her soft voice. They all turned their heads to twitching eyes and a mess of white hair. "I'm trying to sleep, you know," Kakyou had said with a deadpan look.
He wasn't shouting at all, just everyone thought so because he was again messing with their brains since he was a psychic. He slightly smiled with one eye looking down at them. Going down the hall, he laughed hysterically and cleared his throat.
Another Wish bunny hopped through the scene. And that just did it. Everyone sighed as they watched Kamui get fired up to catch the little guy because he was still bitter that he had been tricked by a bouncing fish while taping 'Clamp in Wonderland'.
"Geez, talk about pent up agressions," Yuuto commented as his eyes went up and down like everyone elses with his arms crossed.
"Ooh!" the crowd went and gasped. "Poor bunny."
"He's one to talk," Subaru bitterly replied as one of his eyebrows lifted while his eyes were closed in an emotion that was more than frustration and anger. And there was Seishirou again waving from the director's chair.
To Be Continued...
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Author's note: *deadpan look* This is my attempt on 'comedy'. Don't know if I can really pull that off, but we'll see. *scratches head* Hope you enjoyed it so far!
I'm really really crazy now... 2 ongoing x fanfics, suki dakara suki, tb, and gravitation...and an ank crossover in progress. ;_;
["Shinwa no sekai wa ni iru kamisama..." sang through the air and Seishirou looked at the author with an all-knowing smile. "You called for a god?"
Subaru-kun comes out and waves the shoulders of a chibi Yui back and forth. "You have to tell the story, Yui-san. Stop fainting, please."
Then, he whacked Seishirou on the back of his head with the flick of his wrist. "And you! Stop teasing the poor girl. It hasn't even been two minutes and she's already gone for about a minute and a half..."]
The Disturbed...and a bunny too!
(an X fanfic for the X anime)
by Miyamoto Yui
Chapter 1 - pent up agressions
"Okay! Scene 1, take number 12!" the director shouted as he looked at the scene before him.
The dejected Tokyo and all its ruins layed before him as everyone looked at everything in awe. It had been a pain to get the set this way without the authorities saying, "How many times does Tokyo have to be ruined?" when it was Ms. Ohkawa's fault along with the rest of
Clamp (who were happily waving at the author in their chibi forms).
A bunny hopped by and no one could tell if it was the Wish bunny or Ms. Ohkawa. * big sweatdrop *
As the camera panned in for a close up of Kamui, he suddenly fell back. And the rest of the crew tried to hold back their laughter and their frustrations. That's why in the past 10 minutes, they had made it into the twelfth take on the first scene...
"You need to eat more, Shiro-kun!" the director shouted. "A big fan doesn't just push people over...oh, there goes the cape over your head again...grr...."
"I tried to keep straight but the sand is getting in my eyes," he whined a bit. "And the contacts are kind of irritating. I have naturally red eyes, ne?"
"How many times do we have to explain that there are going to be some differences with the manga and the anime?" the director sighed as he pointed to the four guilty women in back of him. "Ask them, Kamui. Ask them!!!"
The powerhouse known as Clamp scrambled out of the studio saying that they had to work on Chobits, Gohou Drug, or whatever it was. (Some tried to whisper as they left, 'Work on Clover or Suki dakara suki', but they knew it was out of the question. A futile attempt to say the least A hiatus was a hiatus unfortunately. * sigh *)
"Ano ne? Ano ne?" Kamui made a cute pout and put out his lower lip just a bit while blinking widely. "Demo, demo I did ask, Mr. Director."
Everyone in the set either put their heads down or looked at every which way but Kamui's. No one outside of the set knew what the X characters were really like. And that was just fine with them. The world shouldn't. * sweatdrop *
But what they did know for some time was finally confirmed: Kamui was really the chosen one by the gods...
And he was proving it not with that heavy sword or blood and gore, but with the cuteness a beautiful sixteen-year-old boy could give with a little kid look...
[-_-;;; "The director's got guts, that's all I have to say," Yui-chan commented, "Isn't that the uke look like the one Subaru gave in the 'Clamp in Wonderland' video?]
"No! Anything but that Kamui!" the director shouted while waving his hands in front of himself so that he wouldn't haven't to look at Kamui eye to eye. If he did, it'd be all over...
[The author suddenly grabbed a chibi Subaru to hug as she sat and ate her popcorn watching attentively.
"Stop grabbing me!" the little Tokyo Babylon chibi protested with his black hat falling off his head and his arms waving up and down in a blur of red.
"Uh uh. Mine." Then, she took it all back as she saw a teenage Seishirou gently take Subaru's hand and was too stunned to argue: Subaru pouting was a good exchange don't you think?]
"Kamui! Stop that or..." the director said. "Or else we'll bring out the secret weapon."
In horror, Kamui cleared his throat and went back to the ledge of the Tokyo Tower that he had been standing on all this time. "Anything but that!" ;_;
The director smirked as he crinkled his nose. "Thought you'd see it our way."
He looked to one side and lifted his hand for the 'secret weapon' not to be used...well, not yet anyways.
Then, the scene started again. The camera was panning in and was getting a close up of Kamui's face when they all noticed...his eyes were multi-colored.
So, everyone tippy-toed and looked for the contact as if they were on an expedition in Egypt.
A smile crept up and people from various dressing rooms were creeping out for they had been each assigned a cell-er, room to rest comfortably in before their turns came up. It was due to some troublemakers that just ruined it for everyone. It did not help that the first time they started taping a few days ago Duo Maxwell thought it'd be good to team up with Sorata to give a nice warm welcome by putting a little 'present' in each star's rooms...
That and the fact that they had forgotten someone's obsession with chocolate was hazardous to everyone's health. The last time that person ate with Ryuichi of Gravitation had been a real disaster.
So, when the cast was able to slip through their guards, um, I mean, out of their rooms, they were roariting to go. And it just so happened that Seishirou sat on the director's chair and folded his arms and nodded that this was his rightful place as Subaru tried to explain to Kamui the merits of using a cape and mastering the stoic attitude even if everything else was tickling you.
"You have to remember, keep a straight face. It doesn't matter how hot black is and that it absorbs light. It doesn't matter if Fuuma keeps on giving you looks to make you laugh or gross you out. And it certainly doesn't matter if your cape is too heavy or that dust is getting in your face." Subaru leaned closer to Kamui. "As long as you don't have..." his voice was barely audible, "...as long as you can have a damn split second to yourself. Alone. Hitori. No one bugging you."
At that moment, Seishirou waved happily at Subaru from the director's seat.
"I can hear you. I know everything," Subaru read aloud as he looked at Seishirou's lips with a frustrated sigh that had not gone out of his voice ever since he had to work with Seishirou from 1990. He wanted to whine, but that was beyond him now. He was a professional now. He'd do it at home. ^^;;;
"How do you work this?" Satsuki pulled up the bars to scan the whole room as she stuck her tongue out. "This is too easy."
Satsuki then started again experimenting with the cameras as Yuuto tried to 'help her' out by placing his hands over hers. "I know it's easy, but you could have at least let me help you with the 'special features'."
Kanoe then came out and saw them. She looked at them with the look of death as she hit his head as she tried to not shout for the tenth time this week about not being jealous.
In back of them, Sorata came into the studio after Arashi saying over and over, "I swear I didn't do it! I did it last time, but not this time!"
Sorata was trying to say to Arashi that he didn't replace her skirt with the priestess outfit he always wanted her to wear.
"Hn." Arashi said. "Tell me the truth or else you'll have an extra hole on your body." She smiled a bit at this evil thought. She hardly smiled at anything anyway and this just made Sorata think he might want to be provoked into that.
Yuzu was trying to figure out if people could see Inuki while they were taping.
In the dressing room, Seiichirou was wondering around trying to figure out the flexibility of his suits if he had to run and fight with them as Karen looked at the new set of lingerie that made her look either fat or a bit too thin in a material for her taste.
But all the while, it was Hokuto messing with the wardrobe again which caused the crew to think that's why everything was so mismatched for the upcoming scenes. And she had just tiptoed out of everyone's personal room because she was so bored since she couldn't come into the show until way later.
Through all the commotion, there was a big shout of 'Shut up!!!' Kind of like if Kasumi ever said 'Aw crap,' on Ranma 1/2 and everyone would think it was loud despite her soft voice. They all turned their heads to twitching eyes and a mess of white hair. "I'm trying to sleep, you know," Kakyou had said with a deadpan look.
He wasn't shouting at all, just everyone thought so because he was again messing with their brains since he was a psychic. He slightly smiled with one eye looking down at them. Going down the hall, he laughed hysterically and cleared his throat.
Another Wish bunny hopped through the scene. And that just did it. Everyone sighed as they watched Kamui get fired up to catch the little guy because he was still bitter that he had been tricked by a bouncing fish while taping 'Clamp in Wonderland'.
"Geez, talk about pent up agressions," Yuuto commented as his eyes went up and down like everyone elses with his arms crossed.
"Ooh!" the crowd went and gasped. "Poor bunny."
"He's one to talk," Subaru bitterly replied as one of his eyebrows lifted while his eyes were closed in an emotion that was more than frustration and anger. And there was Seishirou again waving from the director's chair.
To Be Continued...
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Author's note: *deadpan look* This is my attempt on 'comedy'. Don't know if I can really pull that off, but we'll see. *scratches head* Hope you enjoyed it so far!
I'm really really crazy now... 2 ongoing x fanfics, suki dakara suki, tb, and gravitation...and an ank crossover in progress. ;_;