30 Things Mansex Never Thought He'd Say

"Demyx, apologize to the emo and I'm sure he'll climb down."

"Axel, you teleport your flaming ass out of their now, or I'm sending Marluxia in to get you, and he's flaming in a whole different way."

"Larxene, please stop leaving dead manwhores in Marluxia's garden."

"Vexen, is there any way I can convince you to stop putting mpreg potions in Zexion's Ice Tea of Naught? Your 'little angel' bit me."

Hell, we're getting sued anyway- Quick, Saix, to the Batmobile!"

"Why don't I have a cool title too?"

"No Axel, although it may seem like it at times, Organization XIII was not created merely to have an orgy."

Xigbar, you are not a pirate."

"You have been informed of this before, Larxene. And no, you cannot leave them in Roxas' room either."

"Xaldin, just where do you keep all those lances?"

"Number XII! Just dump them in The Proper Waste Receptacle That Never Was like everyone else!"

"What the hell do you mean, 'you think you broke Kingdom Hearts'?"

"I do prefer most of our members in one piece- did you really think freezing time and drawing on Xaldin with a Sharpie of Naught was a good idea?"

"No, Larxene. "The 120 Days of Sodom" is not an acceptable bedtime story for the younger members."

"Saix is going to go berserker- he doesn't like to be called Sailor Moon by anyone but me."

"Yes, chickens have ears. I'm the Superior, don't question me, dammit."

"So Xigbar, what exactly is this 'Red Rider BB Gun of Naught' you keep talking about?"

"No. You do not has bucket, Demyx, nor are we on a Sandbar of Naught. So just… No."

"Saix, I know I'm a god, but please try not to call me Superior Mansex in public."

"Axel, we're supposed to confuse and intimidate Sora. Introducing us as Orgy XIII may hinder that."

"Luxord, we are not upgrading the Digital Cable of Naught just so you can watch Yu-Gi-Oh on OnDemand."

"No Larxene, I cannot 'recommend a good Manwhore of Naught'. Have you tried asking Luxord?"

"Demyx, Xigbar lies. Xaldin will not be allowed to 'have his stabbity way with you'. Out of curiosity, did he say that with or without the innuendo?"

"Perhaps Marluxia will stop instructing Vines of Naught to strangle you in your sleep if you refrain from chanting 'Sissy Pinky Flower Boy' under your breath every time he walks by."

"Any of you so much as THINK the T-word around me and I tell Larxene that so stole some of hers again."

"That's it; I'm going to go Darth Vader on your ass, copyright infringement be damned."

"What did you honestly think would happen if you called Larxene 'Pikachu' to her face?"

"I was unaware that a musical instrument could look so… suggestive."

"You melted Namine's crayons? Great, now she'll start drawing yaoi on the walls again…"

"We are not getting rid of all the Heartless. I don't care if they always kill the pizza boy and that means the cheese if cold by the time it gets here. It's still not happening."

And lastly…

Oh Kingdom Hearts, so that's why everyone start sniggering when they see our symbol…"