Yugi: Fuck, I'm stoned
Peggy: Shit...not again
Anzu: Yugi! Such vulgar language!
Yugi: Weed...gotta...get weed...
Malik: Speaking of Grandpa, where's weed? He was supposed to be here 3 hours ago.
Grandpa: Hey, gang sorry I'm late. *whispers to Malik* i brought hydo pot...
Malik: Where the fuck have you been?!
Anzu: OMIGOD, YUGI YOUR GRANDPA BROUGHT DRUGS OMIGOD OMIGOD!!
Yugi: *punches Anzu* Heh...Heh...
Peggy: Gramps, what the fuck were you thinking? HAH HAH, like 50 ounces is gonna be enough for all...uhh...one two three four five
Malik: My Yami doesn't smoke.
Grandpa: Pussy.
Y. Malik: Hah. Pussy? You wanna see pussy? I'll kill you...
Malik: BAKA!!!!!!!
Y. Malik: *Begins attacking Malik when Kaiba enters*
Seto: Hmph. Didn't expect you here Gramps...So, Yugi is everything set?
Yugi: Umm, for what?
Seto: You forgot. The bastard forgot.
Grandpa: Forgot what?
Seto: I forget.
Peggy: Seto, I want you.
Seto: Fuck off
Peggy: You'll never get Mokuba's soul back.
Seto: Oook...
Yugi: Dude, your brothers hot.
Seto: I'd rather have you than GoldenEye over there.
Malik: Who do I get then?
All: Gramps
Malik: N...Nani??????!!!
Gramps: BAHAHHAHA *begins strangling Malik*
Malik: Get the fuck off me old man!!!
Peggy: Heh...heh...that's not cool...dude...
Malik: *struggles to get free-punches gramps in the face*
Gramps: *perverted grin*
Malik: Yugi Mutou, I swear in the name of Ra that you and your pothetic Pharaoh will die...
Yugi: Wha??...the hell...what did i do??
Malik: Your perverted Grandfather tried to molest me.
Gramps: Hey, Yugi, isn't that...
Yugi: RYOUJI-KUN!!!!!!
Ryouji: *twirls hair* oh, hey guys
Gramps: Yugi...
Ryouji: Why are you all together?
Yugi: Erm...
Seto: Yugi had a party and didn't invite you.
Yugi: BAKA!!!!!!!!!
Seto: *laughs*
Yugi: Cold hearted bastard
Seto: Shrimp
Ryouji: *twirls hair* soo...
Peggy: What happened to Anzu?
Yugi: Prolly dead
Malik: Doubt it.
Y. Malik: Yeah, I have to admit I've never seen Yugi pack such a punch...but still...
Seto: This is a lame party, Yugi.
Yugi: Now, Seto, lets not forget what we never started...
Seto: *smiles*
Grandpa: *flashes seductive look at Malik*
Malik: Ewwwwww
Peggy: Hey, look everyone!
Anzu: *stirs*
All: OH SHIT
Seto: I thought that stupid bitch was finally gone for good.
Anzu: YUUUUUUUUUGGGI-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Fuck off
! Seto: Yugi is mine now.
Malik: Now that is what I call-
Peggy:...hott
Malik: Eww, you filthy slimeball!! I was going to say one ugly piece of shit...
Y. Yugi: Hey, sorry I'm late
. Yugi: YAMI!!! *tears form at eyes*
Y. Yugi: I'm sorry I betrayed you...I was only trying to help...
Y. Malik: awww!! *flashes look at Malik*
Malik: *chuckles*
Seto: Isn't this cute? Makes me wish I had a Yami...
Peggy: It makes me wish I had you, Seto.
Seto: *chuckles* Yugi sure knows how to throw a good party
Peggy: *checks watch* shit, I gotta go its already past bedtime.
Y. Malik: ...
Yugi: It's like 9:30
Gramps: Do you still live with your parents?
Peggy: *glimpses at Seto* No, I live all alone.
Seto: *checks watch* I gotta go too. I've forgotten about Mokuba
*Seto & Peggy walk out hand in hand*
Anzu: Am I the only non-yaoi at this party?
Yugi: Shut up Anzu, let them do what they want.
Gramps: Yeah, we didn't invite you anyway...
Anzu: AWWW!!!! Who's that?
*Ryou walks in with Yami*
Yugi: Ryou-kun!!
Ryou: Hey guys!
Y. Yugi: You...you brought...your Yami?!?!
Y. Bakura: *smacks head*
Yugi: shit...
Malik:...
Y. Malik: *looking weird* How about a shadow game Bakura?
Y. Bakura: Heh...heh...game...
Y. Yugi: *stomping feet* AHHHH!! shut up!! IM THE GAME KING!
Y. Bakura: Where do you keep the KNIVES, Yugi?
Anzu: Stop it guys!
Y. Malik: *punches Anzu*
Yugi: Thanks
OKAY this obviously isn't finished but still ok w/e i might decide to finish sometime this century if anyone wants to review this then that might encourage my spirits a little so ok w/e cyaz bye!
Peggy: Shit...not again
Anzu: Yugi! Such vulgar language!
Yugi: Weed...gotta...get weed...
Malik: Speaking of Grandpa, where's weed? He was supposed to be here 3 hours ago.
Grandpa: Hey, gang sorry I'm late. *whispers to Malik* i brought hydo pot...
Malik: Where the fuck have you been?!
Anzu: OMIGOD, YUGI YOUR GRANDPA BROUGHT DRUGS OMIGOD OMIGOD!!
Yugi: *punches Anzu* Heh...Heh...
Peggy: Gramps, what the fuck were you thinking? HAH HAH, like 50 ounces is gonna be enough for all...uhh...one two three four five
Malik: My Yami doesn't smoke.
Grandpa: Pussy.
Y. Malik: Hah. Pussy? You wanna see pussy? I'll kill you...
Malik: BAKA!!!!!!!
Y. Malik: *Begins attacking Malik when Kaiba enters*
Seto: Hmph. Didn't expect you here Gramps...So, Yugi is everything set?
Yugi: Umm, for what?
Seto: You forgot. The bastard forgot.
Grandpa: Forgot what?
Seto: I forget.
Peggy: Seto, I want you.
Seto: Fuck off
Peggy: You'll never get Mokuba's soul back.
Seto: Oook...
Yugi: Dude, your brothers hot.
Seto: I'd rather have you than GoldenEye over there.
Malik: Who do I get then?
All: Gramps
Malik: N...Nani??????!!!
Gramps: BAHAHHAHA *begins strangling Malik*
Malik: Get the fuck off me old man!!!
Peggy: Heh...heh...that's not cool...dude...
Malik: *struggles to get free-punches gramps in the face*
Gramps: *perverted grin*
Malik: Yugi Mutou, I swear in the name of Ra that you and your pothetic Pharaoh will die...
Yugi: Wha??...the hell...what did i do??
Malik: Your perverted Grandfather tried to molest me.
Gramps: Hey, Yugi, isn't that...
Yugi: RYOUJI-KUN!!!!!!
Ryouji: *twirls hair* oh, hey guys
Gramps: Yugi...
Ryouji: Why are you all together?
Yugi: Erm...
Seto: Yugi had a party and didn't invite you.
Yugi: BAKA!!!!!!!!!
Seto: *laughs*
Yugi: Cold hearted bastard
Seto: Shrimp
Ryouji: *twirls hair* soo...
Peggy: What happened to Anzu?
Yugi: Prolly dead
Malik: Doubt it.
Y. Malik: Yeah, I have to admit I've never seen Yugi pack such a punch...but still...
Seto: This is a lame party, Yugi.
Yugi: Now, Seto, lets not forget what we never started...
Seto: *smiles*
Grandpa: *flashes seductive look at Malik*
Malik: Ewwwwww
Peggy: Hey, look everyone!
Anzu: *stirs*
All: OH SHIT
Seto: I thought that stupid bitch was finally gone for good.
Anzu: YUUUUUUUUUGGGI-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Fuck off
! Seto: Yugi is mine now.
Malik: Now that is what I call-
Peggy:...hott
Malik: Eww, you filthy slimeball!! I was going to say one ugly piece of shit...
Y. Yugi: Hey, sorry I'm late
. Yugi: YAMI!!! *tears form at eyes*
Y. Yugi: I'm sorry I betrayed you...I was only trying to help...
Y. Malik: awww!! *flashes look at Malik*
Malik: *chuckles*
Seto: Isn't this cute? Makes me wish I had a Yami...
Peggy: It makes me wish I had you, Seto.
Seto: *chuckles* Yugi sure knows how to throw a good party
Peggy: *checks watch* shit, I gotta go its already past bedtime.
Y. Malik: ...
Yugi: It's like 9:30
Gramps: Do you still live with your parents?
Peggy: *glimpses at Seto* No, I live all alone.
Seto: *checks watch* I gotta go too. I've forgotten about Mokuba
*Seto & Peggy walk out hand in hand*
Anzu: Am I the only non-yaoi at this party?
Yugi: Shut up Anzu, let them do what they want.
Gramps: Yeah, we didn't invite you anyway...
Anzu: AWWW!!!! Who's that?
*Ryou walks in with Yami*
Yugi: Ryou-kun!!
Ryou: Hey guys!
Y. Yugi: You...you brought...your Yami?!?!
Y. Bakura: *smacks head*
Yugi: shit...
Malik:...
Y. Malik: *looking weird* How about a shadow game Bakura?
Y. Bakura: Heh...heh...game...
Y. Yugi: *stomping feet* AHHHH!! shut up!! IM THE GAME KING!
Y. Bakura: Where do you keep the KNIVES, Yugi?
Anzu: Stop it guys!
Y. Malik: *punches Anzu*
Yugi: Thanks
OKAY this obviously isn't finished but still ok w/e i might decide to finish sometime this century if anyone wants to review this then that might encourage my spirits a little so ok w/e cyaz bye!