Neji was always classified as the good kid, the kid who never did anything wrong. One day Naruto invited Shikamaru, Lee, Kiba and Neji to go drinking. Neji did not drink.

"Why are you always so uptight? Drink!" Naruto smiled.

Lee who was a little drunk whirled his head and slurred, "He's nawt as upp tight… asss youuuuu think"

Shikamaru, Naruto, and Kiba eyes opened widely, "What do you mean?"

"He uses his byakuga-"Lee was cut off by Neji hands that came right by his face

"You tell them… and I swear I'll show you no mercy."

Naruto pulled Neji back and held him down, "Continue your story!"

"He uses his byakugan to check out girls NUDE."

There was a silence... Everyone stared at Neji for a second… Neji took a poured himself sake and began to drink.

Then suddenly everyone burst into laughter, "Man, I wish I had your powers!"

Neji gave him the glare. Everyone instantly became quiet.

"I don't look at them nude, I can't see that far. I could only see through their clothing to see what their undergarments are."

"I wish I had your powers." Naruto admitted. Everyone else agreed.

"How did you find out anyways Lee?" Shikamaru said with curiosity.

"So, it goes like this. When Tenten was training, I saw Neji behind the bushes with his byakugan. I tapped his shoulders and then he jumped a little bit. I looked at him and he was hard. Then I questioned him and I told him if he didn't tell me what was going on I'll tell Tenten that he was peeping at him during training. So he told me that he uses his byakugan for things like this."

Neji poured himself another shot. He kept on drinking. He was so embarrassed of himself. He couldn't believe his "good boy" image was suddenly crushed.

"Hey, you see that chick right there, that busty one with blond hair?"Sasuke asked.

"Yeah, what about her?" Neji asked.

"Well, let's try your powers. Tell me what kind of undergarments she's wearing. I'll help you confirm tonight." Sasuke winked.

The group howled at Sasuke. "Man, you are the lady's man! You get all the girls. You should teach me your tricks!" Kiba laughed.

"Hey, don't you have Ino already?" Lee said.

"OH! Yeah, I should tell Ino about you wanting my awesome lady skills." Sasuke joked.

"She'd rip my dick off. I swear." Kiba said seriously.

"Black bra, with black lacey panties." Neji interrupted.

"Time for action!" Sasuke went over to the busty blond girl. He leaned in and whispered something in her ear. She blushed and took Sasuke hand and then left the bar.

"Damn! How does he do that?" Lee exclaimed.

The next day, Sasuke came back and met with the group and gave Neji a fist bump. "You've become my new idol." Sasuke said.