Orderly Feast
+ twenty drabbles based on food-related prompts +
Author's Note: I'm feeling my drift from fanfiction so to keep my toes in the water until I get everything wrapped up, I offer you Orderly Feast. And besides, I love writing about Remus & Sirius (no slash). I believe the prompts are from a Livejournal community. I forget the specifics though... (Sorry.)
#1: eat
"Come downstairs and eat."
Remus stared at the lump on the bed rumbling with snores. The bastard had fallen asleep after evading his chores and telling Remus he was doing "Order paperwork". Paperwork, his arse. That little lie lost him any sympathy.
"Wake up!" Remus jammed his wand into the lump. There was a yelp and Sirius' head popped out.
"Whathehellwuhthahfuh!"
"What the hell are you saying?" Remus scowled. "Come eat or Molly's going to come upstairs and do far worse than jab at your side."
Sirius slumped back under the blankets. "Bastard."
Another stab. Another satisfying screech. "Now."