A little bit of Glee, Facebook and Harry Potter
A/N: I know I have been away for absolutely FOREVER but I am in the midst of writing a new chapter for The New Girl on the Block but I wanted to try another Facebook story which wasn't according to canon so this is partly AU but I hope you enjoy!
The rating is only T because I am paranoid…there is no swearing or adult rated content so far…I think…so don't be put off by that!
Disclaimer- I don't own glee or Facebook but I do own Harry- oh wait…no I don't! That's depressing (said with huge smile)
Kurt Hummel- Who want to go to the cinema to see HP7.2 today?
(Blaine Anderson and 16 others like this)
Blaine Anderson- Definitely!
Wes Montgomery- KLAINEBOW!
(David Thompson and 13 others like this)
Kurt Hummel- What's a –Klainebow-?
Blaine Anderson- What's a Klaine?
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
David Thompson- It's your couple name! Kurt and Blaine
Blaine Anderson- B-b-but we're not a couple!
Wes Montgomery- yet….
Blaine Anderson- We're just friends…
David Thompson- but he's tall and fun and skinny
Wes Montgomery- and really really pretty
David Thompson- KURT!
Wes Montgomery- He's the Mickey to your minney
David Thompson- The tigger to your Winnie
Rachel Berry- KURT! Uhh… I mean Ginny! …or is it Cho Chang?
Blaine Anderson- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
(Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson and 34 others like this)
Brittany Pierce- This could mean danger….
(Wes Montgomery, David Thompson and Rachel Berry like this)
Kurt Hummel- What danger my fellow unicorn?
Brittany Pierce- Oh my god Umbridge STOP TEXTING ME!
Kurt Hummel- Okay…Britt! I'm not texting you! Anyway who wants to dress up?
Blaine Anderson- Shotgun Harry Potter!
Rachel Berry- I call Hermione! So Finn you can be Ron
Finn Hudson- But I'm not ginger :S
Rachel Berry- Wear a wig!
Finn Hudson- Fine.
Noah Puckerman- WHIPPED!
(Santana Lopez and 56 others like this)
Finn Hudson- I am not whipped!
Rachel Berry- Finnywinny can you go get your costume ready?
Finn Hudson- Already on it babe x
Santana Lopez- Nope, not whipped at all (p.s *gag* )
(Noah Puckerman and 56 others like this)
Brittany Pierce- Well look what we have here…Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley!
David Thompson- I'm going as Cedric Digory
Kurt Hummel- The Hufflepuff?
David Thompson- Hufflepuff's are particularly good finders
Rachel Berry- What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
David Thompson- *shrugs and sits down*
Blaine Anderson- Isn't a Hufflepuff one of the houses?
Rachel Berry- 10 points to Gryffindor
Blaine Anderson- What?
Rachel Berry- For my favourite student
Kurt Hummel- ?
Rachel Berry- Well for someone whose supposed to be smart you really are dumb! 10 points to Dumbledore
(Wes Montgomery and David Thompson like this )
David Thompson- WEVIDCHELITTANY FOR THE WIN!
Mercedes Jones- whatchu on about warbler?
Wes Montgomery- Wes and David and Rachel and Brittany…DUH!
(David Thompson, Rachel Berry and Brittany Pierce like this)
Brittany Pierce- I prefer Schkluckinnberrycedsanttany
Kurt Hummel- What on earth are you on about Britt?
Brittany Pierce- You don't know!
Rachel Berry- No
Kurt Hummel- No
Blaine Anderson- No
Noah Puckerman- No
Finn Hudson- No
Mercedes Jones- No
Santana Lopez- No
Brittany Pierce- No
Santana Lopez- If you don't know Britt then no one does
Brittany Pierce- Oh wait...yes then
William Schuester- No
Mercedes Jones- Mr Schue?
William Schuester- Finally got Facebook to be as hip as you kids
Santana Lopez- for all of mankind please NEVER say hip again!
(All of mankind like this)
All of mankind- What? A Facebook account doesn't have to be a person :L
Brittany Pierce- Anyway… Mr Schue…Kurt…Blain…Puck…Finn…Berry…Mercedes…Santana…Brittany
Rachel Berry- O.O
Kurt Hummel- O.O
Blaine Anderson- O.O
Noah Puckerman- O.O
Finn Hudson- O.O
Mercedes Jones- O.O
Santana Lopez- O.O
William Schuester- O.O Well this is bad
Kurt Hummel- Anyone who wants to come tonight just meet at the cinema at 8 okay!
William Schuester has deleted her account
(Sue Sylvester likes this)
Sue Sylvester- HA... Spongehair squarechin had his Facebook set as him being a girl
Rachel Berry- Let's play a game!
Noah Puckerman- Strip poker.
(Finn Hudson likes this)
Rachel Berry- FINN!
Finn Hudson- Sorry!...how do I unlike on this?
Noah Puckerman- Again…WHIPPED!
(All of mankind and 56 others like this)
Artie Abrams- Guys who is All of mankind?
All of mankind- That is for me to know and you to guess
Artie Abrams- Hey Sam!
All of mankind- …..no
Rachel Berry- ANYWAY…let's change our last names to our favourite song
Kurt "I am the greatest star"- Done!
Blaine "Teenage Dream"- Uhhh
Finn "Don't stop believin'"- Do you like it honey?
Rachel "Don't rain on my parade"- Very original babe :P
Finn "Don't stop believin'"- Was that sarcasm
Rachel "Don't rain on my parade"- no…of course not ;)
Brittany "Pigfarts Pigfarts here I come"- Pigfarts Pigfarts yum yum yum!
(Wevidchelittany likes this)
Rachel "Don't rain on my parade"- Who created that account?
Wevidchelittany- Wevid :P
Rachel "Don't rain on my parade"- Really guys?
Blaine "Teenage Dream"- Uhh…what is pigfarts?
Draco "Granger Danger"- So…the famous potter doesn't know about Pigfarts ey? It's only the best wizarding school in the galaxy…. Now you're just being cute. I can't GO to Pigfarts, its ON MARS. You need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do! You know, not all of us inherited enough money to BUY OUT NASA when our parents died
Blaine "Teenage Dream"- O.o
Kurt Hummel- Can we stop the game now…no offense but It was really rubbish Rach :S
Finn "Don't stop believin'"- HEY! Only I can call her Rach!
Rachel Berry- Stop being so protective Finn and I agree Kurt. Whilst it showed off our personalities through our well picked out song choices it failed to create any entertainment for anyone apart from Finn who still seems to be using his name and while the name is very predictable it is adorkable and I love him for it so the game has officially finished.
Quinn Fabray- Wow…lota words…get a life!
Brittany Pierce- What game?
Kurt Hummel- The name game
Brittany Pierce- My name is ecreip ynattirb
Quinn Fabray- Your name is Brittany Pierce, Brittany
Brittany Pierce- What? I was taught to write from right to left…that's right isn't it?
A/N: What do you think…this story has no real plotline but it will either just stay as a one shot or I could turn it into a multi-chapter if there is enough interest.
I hope everyone spotted the subtle AVPM references…I am a Starkid and proud but nothing will ever be greater than my gleekness.
If you liked the story or have any ideas or constructive criticism then please review! Also if there are any couples you would like!
Thankyou!
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